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#309699* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking on #Scotland
* Topic for #Scotland is: WELCOME TO SCOTLAND
* Topic for #Scotland set by APoLLo at Sun Sep 16 08:27:56 2012
* Saturn gives voice to `WarpKat
* `WarpKat stabs everyone in #Scotland
<`WarpKat> There can be only one! |
#309779* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NWH> I used to think that one of the Beatles was in love with a woman named Gail, because several of the band's songs mentioned her. "I'm so glad that she's my little Gail..." |
#309801* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biff> god youtube is stupid
<Biff> i watched ONE video earlier about guitar, that was done in china by some chanks,
<Biff> and now youtube think i'm fucking chinese
<Biff> showing me ads for chinese movies, and stupid chinese products and shit
<Biff> what a pile of shit algorithm they use |
#309843* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(UnCleJack) nixi pixel rules
(UnCleJack) she gots boobs and sexy photoshoots, what got this guy? a KDE destop...
(UnCleJack) wait, now he has boobs |
#309897* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@aji) spawn a pipe, give it a u_conn* with u_conn_create, boom.
(@aji) in-ircd bot.
(@aji) and then IF THE BOT WANTED,
(@aji) it could probe itself.
(Aerdan) hooray, services joined at the hip.
(newton) ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give probe
* +Rylee pipes aji
* @aji runs Rylee through the head filter in an xterm
(Argure) Rylee: you realize that is the Dutch term
(+Rylee) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Argure) for giving head.
(Argure) just saying
(Argure) ( ≖‿≖) |
#309949* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SlashLife> UltimateNate: Didn't you just claim your IRC server is un-DoS-able?
<UltimateNate> It isnt DoS-able
<xy> my IRC server *is* un-ddos-able
<UltimateNate> ^
<xy> it runs on 127.0.0.1 and is used by internal applications
<Jonnyw2k-home> xy, I'm sure setting it on fire is Denying it's Service to life! |
#309970* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bigby> hate doing laundry
<Bigby> i need one of them all in one units
<Bigby> washes and dries
<TheBadSpoon> Bigby, those are called women |
#309979* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Fatalnix stuffs a sigil in SickInterpol's pocket
* SickInterpol force-feeds said sigil to Fatalnix.
<Fatalnix> nom
<Fatalnix> this is good, cept for the god damn pocket lint
* egrep watches Fatalnix nom and compile
<Fatalnix> syntax error at -e line 1, at EOF
<Fatalnix> execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.
<SickInterpol> ...Comment: compilation errors.
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#310086* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ink_ [~ink@159.153.131.22] has joined #linuxfriends
ink_ puts on Journey: Greatest Hits
ink_ [~ink@159.153.131.22] is now known as ink
alty stops believing
`WarpKat stops hallucinating |
#310118* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jex> I wonder when Easter will be on Hitler's birthday again. |
#310175* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elliott> </pedant> ... come to think of it, <pedant> |
#310195* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too?
<Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! |
#310240 (-6/56) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper |
#310455* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SohamG> whats that?? anyway, know that you know my hardware, will i get 1920x1080 after updating
<towo`> i do not know your hardware
<phobos_anomaly> SohamG: Let me consult my crystal ball....
<towo`> that's my hardware
<phobos_anomaly> damn, my crystal ball isn't working. I can sacrifice a chicken and use it's entrails to predict the future. Hold on a minute.
<phobos_anomaly> Looks like the neighbor hasn't let his chickens out of their coop yet, so I had to use a frozen chicken breast. All I can tell you is that there will be blood. |
#310462* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jared> I kind of wish instead of shitting out games that are marketed using shaving cream, they would make another good game.
<jared> it's just funny to me that a Publisher who released a stunning game about social activism and civil disobediance in the name of the truth is like "Shaving cream, bitches!"Comment: Assassin's Creed Unity
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#310557* (?/6) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Quo-fan │ nobody wants to tell where rizonirpg idlerpg bot has gone
> │ is the game like over completely or whats going on
nugarin │ We won, Quo-fan
> │ we killed the final boss
> │ it was epic battle |
#310643 (-6/66) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.Comment: EFnet/#php
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#311033* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(02:17:57) testpil0t: they are translated and applied to iptables
(02:18:22) moonman: why do you pee tables? |
#311051* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DevXen> There are always people who hate the president. Like people hated Ragan and John F. Kennedy.
<Pat> No, every single person absolutely loved John F. Kennedy.
<DevXen> I'll bet Lee Harvy Oswald didn't like him.Comment: Talking to my mom.
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#311082* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Suibo> strype
<Suibo> strype's wife
<Strypgia> Guh.
<Strypgia> She may have a hard time typing. She hurt her hands tripping and falling today
<Kita> that sucks.
<Strypgia> On the very, very bright side, she was not carrying Imp 2.0 at the time.
<Kita> well yeah because she's already been born
<Strypgia> We have a chest-carrier harness thing she gets carried around in sometimes. Luckily, not this morning.
<Kita> organic trauma plate
<Strypgia> BABI =/= SAPI! |
#311123* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~Anthony> I learned how to farm money with the Battle Chateau and Restaurant Le Wow
<%siubiku> click here to find out how |
#311164* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> wow Rex cum Japan languages do they speak
<&T2norway> why do I come back to that message |
#311222* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> now you should learn French
<&T2norway> french? NOOO?!?!?!?
<~LexPro> it's just English in a funny accent ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
<&T2norway> oohhhh
<&T2norway> >just >english >funny >accent
<&T2norway> i already have that
<&T2norway> pls
<~LexPro> okay
<~LexPro> it's just English in a drunk accent
<~LexPro> oh wait
<~LexPro> that's English |
#311336* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Penetration> fat people are no longer seen as good luck in china |
#311414* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Recall> Did u hear about those guys that went camping?
<+Recall> I heard it was intense
<+irked> naw
<+irked> what happened?
<+evilmonkey> fuck, someone ban this cunt
<+anonymous> what guys
<+evilmonkey> :]
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<+evilmonkey> oh geez
<+evilmonkey> they didn't get the jokeComment: Atrum #Chillroom
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