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#308542* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<awweaver> oo we can make Dihydrogen Monoxide now!
<awweaver> Which should be banned.
<theboos> Oh dear
<awweaver> Who agrees?
<neptunepink> Dihydrogen Monoxide is quite scary.
<theboos> Definitely me...
<neptunepink> It can replicate infinitely.
<theboos> you can die from inhaling that stuff..
<@Mead> it's a major component of acid rainComment: a Mod in minecraft.
#308559* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<falconindy> this is so awful i think you gave me cancer.
#308571* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Finalflash50> He sucks
<Finalflash50> Merbo: I tell him to change his nick back to normal when it is some stupid shit
<Finalflash50> Wanna know his response?
<Finalflash50> 'lol Hi finalflash50'
<Catelite> Hii
#308670* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tobias> edging is fun
<Tobias> I do it on family vacations
<Tobias> and then when you get home THAR SHE BLOWSComment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
#308672* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Renny> when did osx come out?
<donvid> 2001
<Dr_Pressure> I always knew OSX was gay
#308696* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
EphemeralAlex: Eyeballs are just seeing testicles.
#308761* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TaylorSwift> Vegeta, name me something thats not good for u
<Vegeta> apples
<nettocash> whats wrong with apples
<Vegeta> couse they all red and fruityComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
#308777* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<specing> fprophet: BACKUPS!!!
<fprophet> balls.
<jelly-home> backup balls.
#308833* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< lollz> sandy blew everyone? what a slut.
#308850* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dakine> muh brain
<dakine> >boob hurts
<dakine> >IT MUST BE CANCER
<epidemic> aw
<epidemic> just keep away from webmd and you won't die :3
#308904* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tetsuro> I want to see some kind of rap concert with several bands attending
<Tetsuro> and it will be ravaged by fires, murder and rape
<Tetsuro> And the concert will be called
<Tetsuro> "Maximum Yolocaust"Comment: #lulz
#308934* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crutt> uid0 hi
<crutt> I'm ircing you from the toilet
<uid0> crutt are you poopin
<crutt> ya I'm pooping
#308997* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sawk> cleaned my teeth with my math homework
<Sawk> feels good
<Alcaro> rofl
#309001* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apocalipstick> when i was younger i was masturbatng in classroom,... i didn't know it was masturbating!
#309018* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> now i'm wishing gmail had hotmail features
<klaxa> now i'm wishing python had python features
<Hans_Henrik> Moon_Doggy: the mayans was right! :O
<klaxa> i mean fucking what?
#309067* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Treeki> apparently I have to give it a labels file to tell it what's code and what's data
<@Treeki> but the format is unknown and unspecified
<@Treeki> the readme just tells you to load one.
<@Treeki>  me@here ~/Games/SMBCrap/nescom master± ./clever-disasm
<@Treeki> [1]    7465 segmentation fault (core dumped)  ./clever-disasm
<@Treeki> we're off to an awesome start here
<@NanoXkeeper> did you give it a rim?
<@Rena> um
<@NanoXkeeper> rom.
<@NanoXkeeper> shut up rena.
#309119* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< chernobyl> Last night, Chewbacca and I were having a conversation in my billion dollar mansion about how much we hate people who lie on the Internet.
#309132* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jax184> where'd I leave that ninja turtle porn...
#309199* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<a111> hey faggots
<a111> i can cure the earths problems
<a111> rising sea levels
<a111> NO PROBLEM
<a111> we make it a world wide legal requirement to have a certain number of ice cubes in your freezer at any given time
<a111> so all that water will add up
#309210* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<daekano> The ladies call me their "Imminence" instead of "Eminence", because I'm always coming.Comment: irc.freenode.net #webtech
#309279* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Clive> I just had a nightmare about a jam sandwich.
<Clive> If you've ever tasted US "jelly" you'd understand why.
#309318* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ari> colbert is eating proscuitto while holding a baby pig
<johns> I feel like a weirdo but I just can't get into him
<ari> would help if you became a pig
#309347* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* screw-chan violently shoots redlizard with a shotgun
<redlizard> How rude.
<screw-chan> sorry man
<screw-chan> times a rough
* screw-chan guts redlizard and puts him on a skewer, then proceeds to roast him over a fire
* screw-chan violently eats redlizard
#309412* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sp33chy> Facebook stole my bike
#309559* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
CAMDesigns: Suck Crackers!
ibiwan: are they gluten-free?
CAMDesigns: er... Sup Crackers?
ibiwan: ohhhh
ibiwan: then at least one is
CAMDesigns: HA!Comment: ibiwan has celiac
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