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#305183* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
If 907 is a tart, what does that make 11? |
#305697* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
kkkenny: -
kkkenny: -+
kkkenny: --whoops
kkkenny: dropped my keyboardComment: aids and fail
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#305995* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DragonBoots> C'est drôle parce que je parle français mal.
<DragonBoots> Strictement parlant, en disant "à proprement parler" est mon pire tic verbal.
* L-Strife89 whips out Google Translate
<DragonBoots> Oh merde, ma seule faiblesse!
<DragonBoots> Je suppose que je devrais arrêter les auto-traduction, mais il en résulte de nombreux Poptarts.
<L-Strife89> DragonBoots: C'est ma plus grande arme!
<DragonBoots> L-Strife89: Venez à nouveau?
<L-Strife89> "It's my greatest weapon" is what I tried to say.
<L-Strife89> Referring to Google Translate.
<DragonBoots> Je regarde dans les yeux de séducteur de L-Strife89 de, me léchant les lèvres et l'espoir de l'enfer la traduction automatique fait quelque chose se perd.
* L-Strife89 takes a few steps back.
<DragonBoots> J'ai pas en avant et déployer activement mon contre-mesures électroniques et de contre-contre-mesures électroniques avant de lancer une salve de 240 missiles et toutes les 72 banques phaser-IV.
<Sev> this is starting to sound like the count of monte cristo's bastard anime spin-off
<DragonBoots> : 3
<DragonBoots> "Ne vous inquiétez pas! Ils missiles de l'amour."
<DragonBoots> «Ils portent des paquets de mon affection douce pour vous!"Comment: Fix for submission 305994
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#306507* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
FrtcflqComment: Frtcflq
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#306611 (-6/88) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth? |
#307024* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
PrimalMoron: we're all bronies, which are supposedly fictional ponies... if they exist in this world... what would most of them be as animals?
BlacklightShining: PrimalMoron: huh?
BlacklightShining: brony is a portmanteau of bro and pony
BlacklightShining: it's our self-given name
BlacklightShining: us MLP fans that aren't in the target demographic
BlacklightShining: PrimalMoron: are you asking what ponies would be manifested as were they somehow transported to Earth?
PrimalMoron: nope
PrimalMoron: other way around
BlacklightShining: what we would be manifested as were we somehow transported to Equestria?
PrimalMoron: if the anti-ponyfans were in equestria
BlacklightShining: what /non/-bronies would be manifested as were they somehow transported to Equestria?
PrimalMoron: i get what the are now, but before i was kinda clueless and curious
Alyssa: They'd be rocks, not worthy of a creature. |D
PrimalMoron: i see
Cesco: Rarity might like them that way...
BlacklightShining: nah, they'd be manifested as ponies
PrimalMoron: but wait
Sins_Of_Hope: Primal: Pond Scum? Spiders? Single Celled Critters?
PrimalMoron: then rarity is dating one...
PrimalMoron: eeew
BlacklightShining: and they'd be manifested as whatever type of pony that best fits their respective personalities
BlacklightShining: but that'd be such a waste, transporting non-bronies to Equestria…
PrimalMoron: i didn't say i wanted to
BlacklightShining: I know
PrimalMoron: but it was for science to find out
BlacklightShining: just saying
Alyssa: It's more of a "If it somehow happened" question, right?
Sins_Of_Hope: Although it would be funny as hell to watch them hate themselves.
thunder-colt: Transport ALL THE BRONIES
Alyssa: It would. xD
Cesco: Blacklight can you imagine the writers suddenly noticing weird lines in their scripts
BlacklightShining: lol
Cesco: "hey, I didn't put that guy in there!"
Alyssa: "I didn't write this!"
BlacklightShining: ‘Who's this Blacklight character?’
Sins_Of_Hope: "Hey, who drew the self-hating pony?!"
Alyssa: Oh dear, reminds me of Red Dwarf - Back to Earth.
Cesco: Sibsy would be like "how did this end up on my storyboard all laid out and everything?!"
PrimalMoron: self hating pony... that could make a good comic, quickly, someone get on that
BlacklightShining: but, no…
BlacklightShining: …I'm assuming Equestria is an alternate universe (assuming the Many Worlds theory) that's not connected to the show
BlacklightShining: or that the show is based on the universe
Cesco: blacklight I've been working with Muppetz on Article 2 - a fic all about that
BlacklightShining: PrimalMoron: ^:Cesco
PrimalMoron: i seeComment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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X4a1Re jbhuxmoe qtrrwmmw prsbvopdComment: X4a1Re jbhuxmoe qtrrwmmw prsbvopd
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#307050* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"Attempted good marriage with premeditation." - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
#307055* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"Your eyes stole at dawn its light." - (Charles de LEUSSE) |
#307058* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<skylar> YO
<skylar> MY NAME IS SKYLA
<skylar> IMMA FREESTYLE RHYMA
<skylar> PEOPLE THINK I CANT SPIT LYRICS
<skylar> AND THE WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT
<skylar> IMMA MOTHERFUCKING QUEER
<skylar> ILL MAKE YOU RUN IN FEAR
<skylar> YOU THINK YOURE BIG ON ME
<skylar> BUSTA ILL MAKE YOU FLEE
<skylar> EVERYTHING I DO EVERYTHING I BE
<skylar> IS RAD NOTHING ABOUT ME IS A BITCHASS FAD
<skylar> IM LIKE A FUCKING OCTOPUS
<skylar> NO I DONT LICK A LOT OF PUS
<skylar> ILL CHOKE YOU AND DROWN YOU
<skylar> RIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING MOUND YOU
<skylar> (boom boom boom)
<skylar> BUSTA 1
<skylar> BUSTA 2
<skylar> BUSTA 3
<skylar> BUSTA 4
<skylar> TALK SHIT ABOUT ME ILL CAVE YOUR HEAD IN THE FLOOR |
#307333* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< sad> such passion betwen them
< FluffyProme> jelly :P
< sad> yea my dick is jelly
< FluffyProme> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLComment: staticbox.net
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#307468* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Moonlight_Ballad> (( 2 seconds later Blacklight collapses onto the floor ))
• BlacklightBusy is now known as Unconscious_Darkness
• ~Fluttershi raises eyebrow
<+BlacklightBusy> (…it bucking /stings/, though…)
← DannySwish left IRC. (Quit: Well ladeedeedadah~)Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307588* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[13:31:44] <nekronuke> Can i kick a man down and piss on em?Comment: #terraria on Irondust.net
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#307647* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< BlacklightShining> … O.O
< BlacklightShining> F_reant WHAT
<~Fireant> BlacklightShining, what are you doing here.
<~Fireant> You know I hate you :P
< BlacklightShining> nothing
< BlacklightShining> not here
<~Fireant> SOPA will ban you xD
< BlacklightShining> !moon
<&DerpyBot> Grab my tail, BlacklightShining!
-!- BlacklightShining was kicked from #EquestriaDaily by DerpyBot [To the moon!]
<~Fireant> Good.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307848* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
New [07-03, 09:58] wizardofid:Currently have a full understanding of what labor pains are like....have a slipped disc, and I want to crap my self....and beat the shit out of the person who did this to me....who just happens to be me
New [07-03, 10:01] Ojo: Sex with a pregnant girl is way more fun than with you though
New [07-03, 10:01] wizardofid30:WTF :D
New [07-03, 10:02] hawky358: LolzComment: What you get, when men try to understand labor pain.
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#307891* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gar> Dogs represent raised standards.
<gar> It's bizarre to hear people say "screwed the pooch" to mean failure.
<gar> To me it always meant, "Realization of a dream held since puberty." |
#307901* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<neersighted> ChauffeR: do you ever open source shit?
<ChauffeR> what do you want me to open source
<Moose> your pants!
<Moose> \o/
<neersighted> ._.
<ChauffeR> 403 Forbidden
<neersighted> *crickets*
<Moose> LOL
<neersighted> lol, chauffer's pants are powered by http
<ChauffeR> nginx even
<ChauffeR> which supports php
<neersighted> :D
<ChauffeR> your argument is invalidComment: #Moose
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#308032* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* CF stands over your corpse and crouches in succession, as if he is brewing tea with his buttocks. |
#308067* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@keen> they do give you good examples, which I suspect are left behind from the mod sdk
<@keen> but if you want to think outside the box, you're on your own
<@keen> lol
<@keen> wanna use this function? guess the params!
<Thalagyrt> bool vagina(long dicks); ?
--- later ---
<Thalagyrt> i should have added a public modifier to that bool
<@keen> ;o
<Thalagyrt> public void vagina(long dicks);
<@keen> nah, just add a friend
<Thalagyrt> lol
<@keen> cause in C++, only your friends can access your private parts
<Thalagyrt> yes but it wouldn't be a void (read: cavern pussy) if it weren't public |
#308069* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bikcmp> bikcmp will take on anyone
<Obama> bikcmp, even me
<bikcmp> yes
<bikcmp> Obama: i'm arab.
<bikcmp> :)
* Obama uses presidential sucker punch on bikcmp
* Obama takes a boxing stance
* bikcmp uses ciggerette cancer on Obama
<bikcmp> demolished.
* Obama uses money, is immune to bikcmp's attack
* bikcmp uses god.
<bikcmp> oh.
<bikcmp> wait.
<bikcmp> nvm.
<bikcmp> lol
<bikcmp> hm
* bikcmp uses old age on Obama
* Obama uses money, is immune to bikcmp's attack
<bikcmp> :( |
#308177* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+CaptainSpliff> so, you got the eye of sauron, and the mouth of sauron... where did all his other body parts go?
<@Loskene> sold them for forging tools
<%fart> vecna stol themComment: someone asked who would win in a fight between pyramid head and sauron
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#308357* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bacon> Katana, you can't quote your own qdb submissions!
<Katana> bacon: yes i can
<Katana> bacon: quoteception |
#308416* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<me_myself_and_i> i bet you would mount my desktop, and violate its little water cooling holes |
#308485* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<x___x> bradleigh, I am your father.
<+bradleigh> x___x: that could be a problem
<+hillcake> x___x, that's called incest
<x___x> * wincest |
#308536* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< rms> fuck emacs |
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