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#311667* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
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#1246 (-6/4748) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
#7909 (-6/391) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cain> farting in bed
<cain> with your gf next to you
<cain> then holding her head under the covers
<cain> yah baby yah!
#18323 (-6/823) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: =(
#23096 (-6/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(+ONE|Obi) a mcdonalds near me got shut down last month
(+ONE|Obi) no lies
(C-R|hYbr1d) u must have been dead depressed
(+ONE|Obi) hybrid fuck off and die u stupid little cock
• C-R|hYbr1d You've been kicked by lc-|Black3y (u cause friction)
#23988 (-6/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JMet> aww, nothing wrong with a few red necks
<JMet> the world needs less homos and black ppl
#26367 (-6/370) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<faraway> JEW-Work please step into my ove.. err office
#26379 (-6/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I TOLERATE THAT COCKSUCKER'S SHIT
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: I WAS HERE WHEN DC EXISTED, AND I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE'S COMMENTS
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: now starts the fucking terror of zophar like you have never known before
<Zophar> i don't think anyone is getting the scope of what i am saying
<Zophar> i am not tolerating shit from anyone anymore
Comment: #emu
#26428 (-6/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Miyra> sad life u lead Chris[ni]
<Chris[ni]> wtf
<Chris[ni]> whats with the gay name?
<Chris[ni]> r u coming out the closet?
<Lazesharp> how the hell could he come out?
<Lazesharp> he'd just get stuck in the door
Comment: Miyra is a fat tub of lard, hence the wise crack.
#28637 (-6/392) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nike> www.zaptv.tk
* Pingu sets mode: +b *!*tr0nd_@*.bluecom.no
* nike was kicked by Pingu (.no thanks.)
Comment: Norwegin Spammers getting a whopass
#28924 (-6/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<publius> i love smoked meat
#30540 (-6/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen
lunacrow: yeah, i totally rule
lunacrow: i think it was because i was like 5 minutes late every day.. and it drove the teacher nuts
eighty7advil: you should have just told the teacher you're on c.p.t.
eighty7advil: (colored people time)
Comment: #lost
#30543 (-6/470) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clay> %addmsg <Lina-> 8======D~~~~ O-: <--meComment: #lost
#31845 (-6/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
+Nonentity: oh man, in spanish, a bunch of kids were fucking ariound and the goit kicked out, so i yelled, "Sn. De Meij sets mode plus B dumbkids..."
+Nonentity: it was great
~mrWoot: lol
~mrWoot: geek
+Nonentity: i am such a junkie
Comment: #mrwoot on LCIRC.net
#33638 (-6/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Berzerk3r> my iq is higher than my icq number
#34421 (-6/528) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay
<jonathans> where it is said the watermelons lay
<jonathans> darkie darkie darkie dark
<jonathans> the cosby show has jumped the shark
<jonathans> thank you.
#35291 (-6/506) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy
<Daphisto> and any guy that's wierd is gay somehow
#37204 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)
#37778 (-6/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#39979 (-7/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change
#42961 (-6/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Teen.Black.Cravings.2.DVDRip.XXX-RVF.tar (9%) 124.04MB/1.33GB at 55.27KB/Sec time remain 6h:21m:51s from TTT-0030 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Monday_Morning_Church.mp3 (56%) 2.4MB/4.29MB at 8.18KB/Sec time remain 3m:56s from Unim4trix0 (#scripting@broadway.ny.us.dal.net@DALnet)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Sinful.Sistas.XXX.DVDRip.DivX-Pr0nStarS.tar (4%) 28.81MB/707.82MB at 18.79KB/Sec time remain 10h:16m:50s from NNN-002 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
Comment: Just look at the files :o
#55178 (-6/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix?
<Phate> 'man net'
<Wiz_KeeD> dude
<Wiz_KeeD> it said FORMATTING...
Comment: #Linux - irc.hackthissite.org
#60468 (-6/488) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wind`> a blue shirt just bleeded onto some of my white shirts
<wind`> in the wash :(
<c-rOCK> way to not know how to do laundry
<wind`> i put it all in one load
<wind`> i figured it would speed up the process
<c-rOCK> and now youll like a fag with a soft blue shirt for it
<DigDug> wind`: and speed up the process you did
<DigDug> damn, i don't even wash different colors together
<DigDug> white + anything = heresy
<c-rOCK> thats what i say about interracial dating
Comment: #geekissues
#120261 (-6/490) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<m0rb> you're breaking up with your girl dylan?
<dylan> haha she's opting out of me
Comment: #**** efnet
#180894 (-6/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lolfox> Vaginas don't have vaginas
<Jinn> no but they are attached to cunts
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