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dalooptroop (~thewaxcab@107-207-54-178.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) joined the channel
<dalooptroop> :)
<dalooptroop> what do you think about freebsd?
<dalooptroop> sh/
<dalooptroop> with no ksh, csh.
<dalooptroop> legion and loyal to sh..
<dalooptroop> only one utility may be used.
<dalooptroop> sh.
<dalooptroop> not command windows micorosoft or linux.
<dalooptroop> my name is frank fuentes eleazar.
<dalooptroop> my handle is looptroop..
<dalooptroop> im an elite human et.
<dalooptroop> im an alien who has access and images of outer space.
<dalooptroop> where nasa goes and does iss mission.
<dalooptroop> i am.. a
<dalooptroop> LEGION HACKER.
<dalooptroop> i want to thank netbsd, openbsd.
<dalooptroop> freebsd.
<dalooptroop> windows xp.
<dalooptroop> i would like to thank 2600
<dalooptroop> for making it happened.
<dalooptroop> also i would like to meet some hackers.
<dalooptroop> who can access.
<dalooptroop> beyond hacking nasa.
<dalooptroop> and access outer space like an et. alien.
<dalooptroop> ufo..
<dalooptroop> like a nasa shuttle.
<dalooptroop> :)
<dalooptroop> i can hack into nasa.
<dalooptroop> with out super advance computers.
<dalooptroop> super computers..
<dalooptroop> no i am not loyal to super computers.
<dalooptroop> i use civillian pc based on intel i386
<dalooptroop> i am not military ground STation fleet beacon ground station military or a cop..
<dalooptroop> im a hacker, based on america.
<dalooptroop> i am anonymous.
<dalooptroop> :) i am the..
<dalooptroop> number one computer criminal.
<dalooptroop> the hacker.
<dalooptroop> bet?
<dalooptroop> do you know about hackers who claim to be hackers who work for militant networks like isis.
<dalooptroop> isis uses super computers? like micro super cpu.
<dalooptroop> advance netbsd openbsd protocol.
<dalooptroop> yes..
<dalooptroop> does isis hack into usa networks?
<dalooptroop> yes.
<dalooptroop> does pakistan use unix?
<dalooptroop> or afghanastan use UNIX?
<dalooptroop> yes.
<dalooptroop> do they hack into usa networks who run netbsd?
<dalooptroop> or freebsd?
<dalooptroop> or windows.
<dalooptroop> or macintosh.
<dalooptroop> yes.
<dalooptroop> am i aware?
<dalooptroop> yes.
<dalooptroop> am i smarter then afghanastan or isis or america usa?
<dalooptroop> yes.
<dalooptroop> am i the illuminadi?
<dalooptroop> do i work for the serpant in the back round of nasa and america?
<dalooptroop> no i do not work for the serpant.
<dalooptroop> i work for jesus christ and i protect the name of jesus christ like a holy priest.
<dalooptroop> i truly believe in jesus.
<dalooptroop> i know exactly why right now the nation of of america is fighting war in iraq.
<dalooptroop> it's because of the satan.
<dalooptroop> and the words of the bible.
<dalooptroop> the serpant.
<dalooptroop> am i super intelligent like an alien?
<dalooptroop> YES.
<dalooptroop> my super alien handle name is.
<dalooptroop> <--------------- LOOPTROOP
<dalooptroop> forever.
<dalooptroop> am i aware of NETBSD?
<dalooptroop> or FREEBSD.
<dalooptroop> yes.
<dalooptroop> i am.
<dalooptroop> thanks to dvorak tyler typist who introduce me to debian linux.
<dalooptroop> tyler...
<dalooptroop> named me..
<dalooptroop> poptart.
<dalooptroop> he claims my name is poptart.
<dalooptroop> when my name is da.......
<dalooptroop> LOOPTROOP
<dalooptroop> MARRY X MAS TYLER TYPIST.
<dalooptroop> SAN DIEGO.
<dalooptroop> TO LOS ANGELES>
<dalooptroop> i want to thank you.
<dalooptroop> DVORAK.
<dalooptroop> for telling me about super 100% LEET HACKER
<dalooptroop> development.
<dalooptroop> I USE UNIX.
<dalooptroop> now...
<dalooptroop> FREEBSD SH.
<dalooptroop> i am 100% SUPER HACKER.
<dalooptroop>
<dalooptroop> i prmise.
<dalooptroop> i am a super hacker..
<dalooptroop> and i am a super anonymous..
<dalooptroop> I DO NOT LIKE TECHNO.
<dalooptroop> I like and love UNDERGROUND HIP HOP
<dalooptroop> i only listen to
<dalooptroop> LOOPTROOP
<dalooptroop> with promoe.
<dalooptroop> cosmic.
<dalooptroop> supreme.
<dalooptroop> deuce.
<dalooptroop> spoon head.
<dalooptroop> DJ EMBEE
<dalooptroop> akem
<dalooptroop> i am the super hacker..
<dalooptroop> da looptroop.
<dalooptroop> da masiah.
<dalooptroop> my friend on irc.
<dalooptroop> are..
<dalooptroop> madison dvorak tyler and..
<dalooptroop> NULL
<dalooptroop> JUSTIN PERRAS.
<dalooptroop> cmos.
<dalooptroop> i told him...
<dalooptroop> 1515.
<dalooptroop> who i am.
<dalooptroop> lain.
<dalooptroop> i am lain.
<dalooptroop> MARRY X MAS.
<dalooptroop> NULL.
<dalooptroop> cmos.
<dalooptroop> HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
<dalooptroop> no i am not a phreak.
<dalooptroop> I AM A HACKER.
<dalooptroop> the..
<dalooptroop> hack3r.
<dalooptroop> hey i want to thank someone else.
<dalooptroop> the devolopers of COMPUTER PCS I386
<dalooptroop> not amd.
<dalooptroop> only i386.
<dalooptroop> THANK YOU FOR CREATING MY CIVILLIAN PC.
<dalooptroop> i do not like sata.
<dalooptroop> i like pentium 3
<dalooptroop> and celeron
<dalooptroop> and pentium 3
<dalooptroop> i cannot afford macintosh.
<dalooptroop> it's cost too much money.
<dalooptroop> i like buying use i386 computer pc
<dalooptroop> for 30$
<dalooptroop> remember when pentium 3 use to cost 800$?
<dalooptroop> LOL
<dalooptroop> I want to join IBM.
<dalooptroop> ... and work for IBM.
<dalooptroop> and hack for IBM.
<dalooptroop> as a hacker agent..
<dalooptroop> for ibm..
<dalooptroop> even if the fbi or the cia is against this. or the united nations..
<dalooptroop> or military.
<dalooptroop> or space military against aliens.
<dalooptroop> `who fly ufo.
<dalooptroop> and are anonymous..
<dalooptroop> IBM.
<dalooptroop> i want to work for IBM.
<dalooptroop> IF YOU WANT TO RESEARCH WHO I AM.
<dalooptroop> MY SOCIAL SECURITY DIGITS ARE 545-99-7929
<dalooptroop> my name is frank fuentes eleazar.
<dalooptroop> I AM THE HACKER.
<dalooptroop> I AM A HACKER FROM THE USA.
<dalooptroop> I WANT TO WORK FOR IBM AS A HACKER.
<dalooptroop> AS A MERCANARY OF CYBER SPACE USING UNIX LIKE SYSTEM NAMED FREEBSD.
<dalooptroop> MY SOCIAL SECURITY IS 545-99-7929./
<dalooptroop> IN ORDER FOR A HACKER AGENCY TO PAY ME.
<dalooptroop> YOU MUST SENT YOUR MONEY TO
<dalooptroop> 545-99-7929
<dalooptroop> FRANK FUENTES ELEAZAR.
<dalooptroop> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
<dalooptroop> I WANT TO MAKE MILLIONS.
<dalooptroop> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<dalooptroop> or...
<dalooptroop> BILLIONS USING SHELL SH.
<dalooptroop> accessing computers all over earth..
<dalooptroop> in any nation or military.
<dalooptroop> I WORK FOR JESUS CHRIST..
<dalooptroop> as a hacker agent.
<dalooptroop> :)
<dalooptroop> dis is no lie.
<dalooptroop> I AM AN ET.
<dalooptroop> OF SPACE.
<dalooptroop> BEYOND SOFTWARE PIRACY.
<dalooptroop> NASA ISS KNOWS THIS.
<dalooptroop> OR SECRET ORGANASATIONS OF SPACE PROGRAMS AND SECRET AIR CRAFT PROTOCOL PROTOTYPE.
<dalooptroop> :)
<dalooptroop> I AM THE KING OF ALL.
<dalooptroop> :)
<dalooptroop> HACKERS.
<dalooptroop> i have a sister named lissette silva.
<dalooptroop> and a small brother name IGNACIO SILVA.
<dalooptroop> and another broother named aroon cruz..... he's the youngest one.
<dalooptroop> im the oldest one.
<dalooptroop> I LOVE BSD.
<dalooptroop> only freebsd.
<dalooptroop> i live in los angeles california.
<ShadeS> wtf
<nawcom> that's QDB material
<dalooptroop> ...?
<dalooptroop> wtf with what?
<dalooptroop> since when do hackers use fu**?
<dalooptroop> =)
<dalooptroop> im going to sleep..
<dalooptroop> good night everyone.
dalooptroop (~thewaxcab@107-207-54-178.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) left the channelComment: schizophrenic visits #telephreak
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<johnjohn101> wife is already crying about wanting it to be spring after two cold days :(
<SonikkuAmerica> johnjohn101: I sympathise with your wife.
<SonikkuAmerica> #WeHateWinter
<johnjohn101> SonikkuAmerica: i see a life in florida for you after college
<SonikkuAmerica> lol
<SonikkuAmerica> I would kill for the 20-degree winters, those are nice
<SCHAAP137> There exists no such thing as bad weather. Just bad clothing.
<Seveas> SCHAAP137: one hurricane-proof coat please
<SonikkuAmerica> SCHAAP137: One tornado-proof vest please
<SonikkuAmerica> Also, can I get a monsoon-proof attachment kit?
* SonikkuAmerica buys SCHAAP137 the anti-earthquake poncho
<SCHAAP137> hehe
<SCHAAP137> a tsunami-proof speedo
<SonikkuAmerica> SCHAAP137: The Sinkhole-Resistant Bikini!
<SonikkuAmerica> (only resistant because it doesn't cover the whole body)Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ irc.freenode.net
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<erec> that's nothing
<erec> I was once stuck in an orcanado on the moon
<erec> in zero gravity they're called killerest whales
<gav> I hear that the zero gravity on the moon is really rough
<erec> the zero gravity on the moon is so strong that if you jump, your ligaments tear up
<erec> unless you're wearing a moon suit, which I wasn't
<SchrodingersScat> we're whalers on the moon, we carry our harboons, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, we're whalers on the moon.
<gav> Wow, did your ligaments heal?
<OneM_Industries> This is going on qdb....
<an3k> there's no zero gravity in any reachable destination. Even on mars you're still affected by the gravition pull of the black hole in the center of nearly every galaxy
<chu> lol
<chu> WHOOOOOOSH
<erec> the black hole in the center is an3k's butt
<Afrix> pew pew
<an3k> that's what goatse is causing
<OneM_Industries> Definitely going on qdb.
* \b slaps erec and chu
<chu> So violent :o
<erec> \b, i'm about to go to bed, so make it snappy!
* \b roundhouse kicks erecComment: #ubuntu-offtopic on freenode
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* ekaj (~ekaj@unaffiliated/ekaj) has joined
<A-KO^^> Hunterkll:
<A-KO^^> best game for playtesting a 980Ti?
* A-KO^^ is now known as A-KO
<A-KO> Shower with your dad simulator
<A-KO> !
<Hunterkll> ................. |
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on a modded minecraft server...
<FractalJaguar> prayer is a skill
<Coffeeee> yea
<Coffeeee> doesnt do anything yetComment: minecraft #laeradchat esper
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<@nerdshark> good moonshine is more like a lower-proof everclear
<@nerdshark> it's sweet because of the corn
<punkrockmcduck> you're sweet because of the corn
<@nerdshark> punkrockmcduck: i'll show you corn
<@nerdshark> the corn in my poop
<punkrockmcduck> gimme dat corn bby |
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< RaveWace46> gamecube discs so small you can fit them in almost every orifice |
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<Richard_Simmons> the internet needs more 70MP pictures of just vulvas.
<Richard_Simmons> lovely bit of anatomy
<cade> wtf
<cade> link please |
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<Algo> ivan: Someone just told me... "well... having their food
labeled as GMO makes them uncomfortable like having sex with a
trans person"
<Algo> >.<
<startling> whaaat?
<Namegduf> That seems pretty plausible.
<Namegduf> Not particularly backed intuitive dislike.
<Namegduf> I mean, conditional on uncomfortability of both.
<gwern> Algo: makes sense. both are unnatural and deceptive
<Algo> gwern: Both are?
<gwern> Algo: yeah, one is a monstrous abortion pretending to be
its opposite and deluding the eye thanks to the latest scientific
techniques, and the other is a weird fruit |
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<danl> OMFG, WHY DO PEOPLE WHO PLAY RANKED HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE
<nerdshark> what are you playing
<danl> nerdshark, what is the only game I play these days
<nerdshark> beat the bishop?
<danl> mmmm, kinky
<nerdshark> i don't know
<danl> @quote danl
<lambdabot> danl says: I get so tired of seeing the popes ass and dick
<danl> perfectComment: ##proggit on freenode
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< Batch> .bashrc is from xorg or am i wrong |
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<&Birdfeather> still kinda scares me knowing that I'm now physically able to have children
<&Birdfeather> I have been since I was 12
<+moop> BIRDFEATHER IS MIIIIIIIIINE |
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<Moo-Bun> protip: put half of your yoghurt in a glass for later
<excel> but what if I want all of it ? |
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<catt> --article about someone dying doing the Krispy Kreme Challenge--
<catt> is it bad I find this hilarious sorta
<catt> I mean just, the whole challenge being that
<catt> you run 2.5KM or whatever
<catt> chow down on a fUCKInG DOZEN DONUTS
<catt> then huff your way back
<catt> if that's not both the stupidest/funniest thing I've ever heard, kill me
<excel> huff donuts
<catt> and then the thought of just some dude like
<catt> "oh man... I don't think I'm gonna make it"
<catt> "chest hurts real bad... gonna just lie down..."
<catt> "must've been those 12 fucking donuts I ate..."
<catt> I guess then some people rush over right
<catt> "Hey, this guy is dead"
<catt> "Y...YO JIM, THIS GUY IS DEAD AS FUCK"
<catt> I should finish my homeworkComment: I think it's funny
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<Jawmare> my favorite subreddit is /r/wincest
<Noxz> dayumn, and there goes a half bottle of whiskey
<Lando-SpacePimp> Noxz, https://i.imgur.com/z4xae9t.jpg
<Noxz> .title
<chembot> (image/jpeg)
<Noxz> not clicking
<Lando-SpacePimp> Noxz, ur loss
<Noxz> I know
<mrdata> it's SFW
<Noxz> ... I dont work at midnight on saturdays
<Noxz> I drink
<mrdata> well it's marginally safe for drinking
<Noxz> not clicking
<Lando-SpacePimp> mrdata, lolComment: click bait and switch
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→ ProjectThoth joined
<Rokker> ProjectThoth: kill urself
<ProjectThoth> I adamantly refuse to.
<annadotblue> Well that's a fine fucking way to say good morning, you fucker.
<Rokker> ProjectThoth: ive decided to build a 50 cal rifle
<annadotblue> I mean, if we're gonna be like that.
<ProjectThoth> Rokker Dumbass.
<annadotblue> I should go back to bed while it's still dark
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<josh> I did a gnarly side flip at the pizza place
<Jaj> That is on greasy side flip |
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I AM TEH FAPPINATOR!
All other wankers must bow before... Teh Fappinator. |
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<jesus_> you are a caggot |
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<+Christistheway> i could take a short flight to my private island right now, head up to my fleet flagship with all my necessary staff, and literally fucking split earth into 2 or more pieces with a single projectile ,it has enough firepower through its magnetic accelerator cannons and large array of tungsten and other material projectiles to quite literally destroy trillions of planets
<powcore> that's quite impressive, you could say, you're more powerful than god
<+Christistheway> no
<+Christistheway> God could just erase the entire universe right now if he wantedComment: No Man's Sky?
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Vaporwave...
<aji> v a p o r w a v e
<aji> s o
<aji> t w s
<aji> h u
<aji> e c l e c t i c
<aji> t o h
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<aji> c r
<aji> e
<aji> t
<aji> r
<aji> m a c i n t o s h |
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<&Mahboison> Here come dat weeb
<&Mahboison> Oh shoot konnichiwa |
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Mike1: [Quote]
Student 1: Hey guys... My meetings running a bit long. I'll be there by 5. Until then do you want me to put in my points directly on the google slides or if you are formatting it offline I can email it to you. Let me know
Student 2: No problem!
Student 3: Whichever is easier for you.
Mike1: Your points should be hand-written using a 17th century quill pen and cuttlefish ink, on hemp parchment, sealed by candle wax, and hand delivered by your squire.
Student 2: We will revise it directly on Google, so you can put on Google slide
Mike1: The death of the humanists is nigh ....
Student 3: lol ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Lol @mike1 ... If only we had a game of thrones class assignment
[/Quote]
Mike1: These fuckin kids thought I was referencing Game of Thrones!
Mike2: We were using that stuff way into the civil war, but it's old so it must be from GoT
Mike2: Anything before the time of boardwalk empire is GoT
Mike1: hahahaha I swear, that line in a South Park voice is gold
Mike2: With Kyle at eh end like a period
Mike1: Especially if you just say GoT instead of full name
Mike2: Anything before the time of boardwalk empire is GoT...Kyle, you stupid Jew.
Mike1: hahaha the ninja/ISIS episode was so funny
Mike1: Cartman kept trying to blame Kyle but could never get the right Ninja
Mike1: then he blames Token because he's black
Mike1: when the eyes area are the one part people can see, and know that it wasn't Token
Mike2: That was one of my favorites, and so genius |
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<Slothrop> we're so very innocent here, you see.
* Kaz slaps Tim's ass as if it were a particularly large set of bongos
<Kaz> Indeed
* Tim whispers you like that you autistic jelly fish
* Kaz is secretly an autistic jellyfish
* Tim rubs he peepee on kaz's stingers
* Slothrop stands aside, mouth agape, cock in hand
<Tim> i think kaz is jell shocked
<Tim> get it cus he a jelly fish
* Kaz spreads his tingly jellyfish buttcheeks
* Tim goes in
* Tim takes the plunge
* Kaz uses his stingers as helicopter blades, and takes flight Tim still inside
* Slothrop waves goodbye
* Tim doesnt stop thrusting
<Tim> its how we move forwardd
<Slothrop> amazing creatures, these
* Kaz crashes into Slothrop, in a wave of jellyfish semen
* Tim is still thrusting
* Kaz dies
* Tim is still thrusting |
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<+Psython> Joust it 1v1 you pussy
<@Loskene> 420 joust it faggot
<@Loskene> !d 420
<@FBI> Loskene: A 27 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> .yt whatever motherfucker
<@DEA> hxxp:///watch?v=o52clsoKW8g [Michael Clarke Duncan - Whatever Motherfucker!] date[2010-03-13] views[113,897] author[fox82]
<+Psython> !d 420
<@FBI> Psython: A 29 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> well fuck you anyway
<+Psython> Fuck you more we both got less than 30
<+Psython> I just did better
<@Loskene> psh 29 black dynamite you ain't shit
<+Psython> Hatin on 29 gonna add 158
<@Loskene> we'll see nigga round 2
<@Loskene> !d 420
<@FBI> Loskene: A 14 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> ninja please
<+Psython> !d 420
<@FBI> Psython: A 54 shows on the 420-sided die.
>>> Psython crosses arms
<@Loskene> whatever motherfucker double or nothing let's go
<@Loskene> !d 420
<@FBI> Loskene: A 357 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> ooooooooooooh
<+Psython> rigged
<@Loskene> don't hate the player, hate the game, let's see what you got son
<+Psython> !d 420
<@FBI> Psython: A 250 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> told you you ain't shit
<+Psython> Thats 2/3 for me
<@Loskene> that last one was double or nothing
<+Psython> I didnt agree to that
<@Loskene> stole that shit from under your nose
<+Psython> Nope
<+Psython> Invalid
<@Loskene> I'm game for a recount
<@Loskene> !d 420
<@FBI> Loskene: A 4 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> fuck
<+Psython> K then
<+Psython> !d 420
<@FBI> Psython: A 378 shows on the 420-sided die.
<@Loskene> ...
<+Psython> I think i won
<@Loskene> whatevermufucka |
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