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#311233* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThunderThighs> I have my friend a heart attack
<ThunderThighs> Gave*
<ThunderThighs> He wanted to gym with me and freaked out when I walked into his house wearing tights with gymnastic rings in handComment: Irc users are crazy
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#311234* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThunderThighs> I have my friend a heart attack
<ThunderThighs> Gave*
<ThunderThighs> He wanted to gym with me and freaked out when I walked into his house wearing tights with rings in handComment: I'm DRUUUNK
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#311236* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
will just keep hitting "add quote" |
#311251* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You are unique and amazing, if you want to change, make a change for the better and only for yourself…………….Love yourselfComment: Love Yourself
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#311275* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Corruption in Kenya is merely a tentacle of one of the many slithering problems, at the behest of a larger vampire squid; the leviathan of tribalism. Politics remains a sexy assistant in a sequined swimming suit used to pull the strings.Comment: Quote by Joab Khamala
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#311278* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You may have no control on how people perceive you, but you have the chance to prove them wrong.Comment: Qoute by Muhumuza Kenneth
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#311280* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<graphitemaster> why are women such cunts?
<eihrul_work> nature or nurture, take your pick
<graphitemaster> it's okay, I have a bottle of Bacardi 180, as long as she doesn't take that
* graphitemaster starts drinking
<eihrul_work> enjoy the coma
<graphitemaster> doh, it's 151
<graphitemaster> not 180
<graphitemaster> close enough
<eihrul_work> she did take it away
<graphitemaster> she took 29 proofs away
<graphitemaster> that bitch! |
#311283* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NekusAmmo>Â typing with one hsnd sucks
<NekusAmmo>Â But i goytta deal with infections to stay pretty haelthy
<NekusAmmo>Â thankfully, i can navihate youtube with one ahaner |
#311289* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@ freq >> what a nice morning
@ freq >> birds are humping
@ freq >> pig is quiet
@ freq >> dog never says shit no more
@ freq >> maggots in the garden
@ freq >> pumpkins growing late
@ freq >> no pears this year, fuck
@ freq >> gzip: are you listening to me
@ gzip >> hi
* gzip ZzzZZZzz
@ freq >> hey that's a good one for qdb
@ gzip >> yaComment: #d3v01d
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#311301* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@freq>> i'm just screwing around here on computer
@freq>> glad i figured out how to get past start button
@freq>> numlock problems
@freq>> "you've got mail" guy is annoying me
@freq>> where can i find clippy for help with this mail thing
@freq>> i have 5000 spam mails
@freq>> i don't like that new spears chick in the schoolgirl uniform
@freq>> what does she mean hit me baby one more time?
@freq>> brb someone is messaging that i don't know in aim. they are
asking for $5000 so they can get out of their country.
@freq>> wanna do yahoo big trucker chat later, gzip?
@gzip>> ya
@freq>> ah, askjeeves says: "do not talk to foreigners asking for
money online"
@freq>> oh goodness. my credit card is maxed out. how did that happen?
@freq>> these people are naked in the little boxes. my word!Comment: devoid
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#311304* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** blink quit (Connection closed)
<hal9002> shut up blink
<Talgie> wtf |
#311309* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StatutoryApe> "Insiration is the momentary sensation of stupidity."
<StatutoryApe> err
<StatutoryApe> "Inspiration is the momentary sensation of stupidity." |
#311332* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
20:13 EmperorPyon tries coding a rune for utility purposes.
20:14 EmperorPyon the incantation fails and the rune blows up in 20:14 his face
20:14 EmperorPyon why Magic doesnt exist #1
20:28 Quetzalrofl by that same logic, technology doesn't exist either
20:28 Quetzalrofl looks at exploding smartphone batteries |
#311334* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
20:34 *** Joe joined #forest_ooc
20:34 +++ ChanServ has given op to Joe
20:34 EmperorPyon hi Joe
20:34 EmperorPyon if i changed my name to Joe
20:34 EmperorPyon would it be called
20:34 EmperorPyon JoJo?
20:35 Joe no
20:36 EmperorPyon aw |
#311337* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
18:01 raisin_Pyon grabs a staff
18:02 raisin_Pyon draws some very impressive geometry that makes even a expert with 30+ years of experience blush
18:02 raisin_Pyon presenting
18:02 raisin_Pyon 4.5D space
18:03 raisin_Pyon take a tesseract
18:03 raisin_Pyon twist it
18:03 raisin_Pyon and cut it apart
18:03 raisin_Pyon you now have 5 mobius strips
18:03 *** Elaine quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
18:05 Stritchy_ I can cut it, and end up with more than I had
18:07 raisin_Pyon how many
18:08 Stritchy_ 4.5 dinensions more
18:08 raisin_Pyon 8.5D
18:08 raisin_Pyon ?
18:08 Stritchy_ Bot dimensions, dinensions
18:08 Stritchy_ Not*
18:08 raisin_Pyon wait till 2026 for that, bucko
18:08 raisin_Pyon dinensions?
18:08 raisin_Pyon okay
18:08 Stritchy_ Yess
18:08 raisin_Pyon maybe i'm not so smart
18:08 Stritchy_ Where everything you know is wrong! |
#311338* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
19:13 raisin_Pyon summons a bear
19:13 raisin_Pyon can you hack into THIS?
19:14 *** Schmoogame joined #forest_ooc
19:14 Stritchy offers salmon
19:14 Stritchy I think I can
19:15 raisin_Pyon makes the bear swat it away
19:15 raisin_Pyon makes the bear attack
19:15 *** Jessamyn quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
19:15 raisin_Pyon 1 down |
#311341* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
if your relation doesn't have trust then it is not called a relation instead it is called a circus of life |
#311342* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XwarlokX> ermagherd
<Otacon> :o
<XwarlokX> ffs
XwarlokX has kicked solidsnake (solidsnake)
<freq> holy christ
<Otacon> what happened?
<XwarlokX> bad weather
<Otacon> Snaaaaaakkkeee!
<liquidsnake> lol <XwarlokX> keeps fuckerin shit up <freq> i added a wifi antenna to a devboard and got the entire town wifi
*Otacon had to do it <XwarlokX> Otacon: woot! |
#311350* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<laks>Â T2 will be triggered in
<laks>Â 5
<laks>Â 4
<laks>Â 3
<laks>Â 2
<laks>Â 1
<laks>Â lomme bok
<T2norway>Â you can fuck right offComment: do not split Norwegian words up if you want to live
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#311362* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kvm234> .countdown
<fawkes> Please use correct format: .countdown 2012 12 21
<kvm234> .countdown 1/20/2017
<fawkes> Please use correct format: .countdown 2012 12 21
<kvm234> .countdown 2017 02 20
<fawkes> 46 days, 3 hours and 4 minutes until 2017 02 20
<kvm234> .countdown 2017 01 20
<fawkes> 15 days, 3 hours and 4 minutes until 2017 01 20 |
#311365* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Reedy> guillom: I'm in Oslo
<Sagan> \o/
<Reedy> He knows full well what I mean.
<marktraceur> TMI Reedy
<Reedy> Oslo isn't a person
<marktraceur> Oh.
<Emufarmers> The Osle of Man |
#311367* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BunneH> HOLY SHIT
<BunneH> ADBLOCK PWN
<DellGuy> BunneH, what happend
<BunneH> i downloaded it
<BunneH> now there's no ads
<BunneH> :P
<DellGuy> lol
<Sun> LOL
<BunneH> now for the ultimo adblocking test
<BunneH> ..pr0n
<BunneH> bbl |
#311368* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bazhang> one word or less vato
<bazhang> preferably less
<Vaati>
<bazhang> thats the top notch
<Vaati>
<FallingAlways> lol
<bazhang> top notch top notch!Comment: Yes, those messages were actually whitespace.
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#311369* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Myria> meow
<TuxSH> meow :3
<xorhash> boop
<TuxSH> meow, meow, meeeow
* Myria purrs
* TuxSH purrs too
* Myria licks nose after getting booped
<WinterMute> get a room
* TuxSH hisses
* darklink gets his cats |
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cpudan80: If it doesn't have a registry then it's not a real operating system. |
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