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<erec> that's nothing
<erec> I was once stuck in an orcanado on the moon
<erec> in zero gravity they're called killerest whales
<gav> I hear that the zero gravity on the moon is really rough
<erec> the zero gravity on the moon is so strong that if you jump, your ligaments tear up
<erec> unless you're wearing a moon suit, which I wasn't
<SchrodingersScat> we're whalers on the moon, we carry our harboons, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, we're whalers on the moon.
<gav> Wow, did your ligaments heal?
<OneM_Industries> This is going on qdb....
<an3k> there's no zero gravity in any reachable destination. Even on mars you're still affected by the gravition pull of the black hole in the center of nearly every galaxy
<chu> lol
<chu> WHOOOOOOSH
<erec> the black hole in the center is an3k's butt
<Afrix> pew pew
<an3k> that's what goatse is causing
<OneM_Industries> Definitely going on qdb.
* \b slaps erec and chu
<chu> So violent :o
<erec> \b, i'm about to go to bed, so make it snappy!
* \b roundhouse kicks erec
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