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<+xvw> dang this nigga dense
-!- mode/#hockey [+b *!*@faggotry.org] by stfu
-!- xvw was kicked from #hockey by stfu [Choose your words wisely.]
<+Dane> oh shit
<+Dane> wtf is that
<+Dane> nigga
-!- mode/#hockey [+b *!*@199-7-157-79.eng.wind.ca] by stfu
-!- Dane was kicked from #hockey by stfu [Choose your words wisely.] |
#311525* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
When choosing the colours for you office, there are a few basic points to consider. ccbdbekgkfdbcdedComment: When choosing the colours for you office, there are a few basic points to consider. ccbdbekgkfdbcded
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killme: im oldschool /b/Comment: Bipolar fatty reveals his origins #suptv
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Greg88: Yo
Greg88: Where do I meet horny single moms tyler
Jameson USDA: Tinder
Greg88: Fug
Greg88: That shit degenerate |
#311536* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<poo_al> A friend of mine once went to a public toilet for a dump and found to his horror that the last person in there had wiped their arse with the toilet paper while still leaving it attached to the roll and then wound it back up out of sight. So as well as getting it on his hand, my friend accidentally wiped his arse with someone else's shit GROSS! |
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test33 |
#311556* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: day 2 of the water coming out of the sky in california
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: we have found legends and stories about this thing called... rain
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: luckily, the rain, has stopped falling from the sky, and the days have blossomed into ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: the thing they call rain has commenced again, but this time with the sun, we are nearly sure the world is coming to an end
Cutter: Sounds like an everyday occurrence here in Washington State
Cutter: Lol
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: the clouds have come once again
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: the rain has turned into ice falling from the sky
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: we have no name for this, we are calling it ice rain now
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: send evacuation teams ASAP
Noledad77: Should we send fire to melt the ice? Wait... Horrible idea.
InvalidConflict: I heard it snowed in Florida
InvalidConflict: The state has to be in “state of emergencyâ€
Matt: Lol. Florida shuts down for a snowdlake:joy:
[Cutter: Lol
Noledad77: @InvalidConflict we had brief periods of snow last Wednesday. It was pandemonium
Matt: Lol
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: Status report:we have swam in the rain
[JOKR] xTeddy: i need to change my display name lol
PAO87: well atleast you're not outside swimming in the rain..
PAO87: any new status updates @ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“° ?
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: The rain has turned into ice, but it has gotten stronger, we are unsure how to deal with this
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: It has ruined the ceiling of our underground music facility
PAO87: aww, that's too bad
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: Just in one of the practice rooms, though
ð“œð“ªð“ð“«ð“»ð“¸ð“¼ ð“°ð“ªð“¶ð“²ð“·ð“°: There's a hole in it |
#311557* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
A busy programmer, a Russian
took breaks on the porcelain cushion
with newspaper pages
Though seated for ages,
he would only read them while flushing |
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<kapitank> According to all known laws of aviation, it is impossible for Donald Trump to reach his coke. His stubby arms can barely lift from his fat body |
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<RX14> >should I try and test my code
<RX14> always yes
:::: join/#SpaceX MaxQ
<jclishman> AYYY
<RX14> welcome to the future
<MaxQ> [Twitter] @elonmusk wrote: @BadAstronomer Tru drat
<RX14> elon pls
<jclishman> perfect timing.Comment: RX14 just fixed his Twitter bot
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#311577* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Think about your future in a positive way and you will move towards your goals.
Aurora Berill |
#311583* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KeeperOfDreams> Who is ready for some fun times?
* TungstenCarbide does not raise hand. |
#311585* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
"I smoke art, drink music, and sing physics." - Mike Liebo |
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<rekt> ra doesnt build character
<rekt> it reveals it |
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#311608* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Hello from HOPE 13! |
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<@zach> .t https://twitter.com/Rectangle/status/704549086041493505
<xRtherippr> kinda hot
<glubz> i literally ddosed my school internet today because i didnt wanna do work lol (@Rectangle)
<@zach> ROFL
<xRtherippr> i wanna suck his dick
<~antichrist> glubz: thats pretty common on shenron
<xRtherippr> RE https://twitter.com/Rectangle/status/704549471628099586
<~antichrist> i had several tickets
<~antichrist> people asking to test if it hit off their school
<~antichrist> if yes they buy 90% of time
<~king_alex> antichrist: you're talking to a bot
<~antichrist> wth
<~antichrist> LOL
<xRtherippr> LMAO
<@zach> LMFAO
<xRtherippr> O
<~antichrist> M
<~antichrist> F
<~antichrist> G
<-- antichrist (antichrist@i.make.500.dollars.an.hour.logging.chat) has quit (Killed (antichrist
(time to leave)))
<~king_alex> haha
<@zach> ROFL |
#311625* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> "Wanda Sykes' Jokes About Trump Lead to Heckling, Walkouts"
<YelseyKing> But, you know, *we're* the special snowflakes that deserve ridicule for not enjoying bigoted "humor".
<dysk> People went to a Wanda Sykes show *not* expecting to hear anti-Republican jokes? What, were they living under a rock or something?
<YelseyKing> I think conservatives go to liberal comedy acts for the sole purpose of making themselves into martyrs by getting offended.
<dysk> That's like going to a Jim Gaffigan show and not expecting to hear jokes about food.
<dysk> Hooooot Pockeeeeets~ |
#311635* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anonymous> 4chan.org is a Jewish dating website.
<Anonymous2> u lied
<Anonymous> Yes, yes I did. |
#311637* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Hello there,
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#311638* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*_______________________.dSk._________*] by scrim
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-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*-'`__________________________________*] by scrim |
#311644* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I just tried to measure my cat via lightsaber
My cat didn't like it |
#311645* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+fullclip> think it over
-!- fullclip was kicked from #hockey by eN-nfo [*BOOM!*] |
#311652* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ncl> <ncl> this isnt cute this is a curse and significantly sociopathic behavior
<ncl> <ncl> are you blind or too scared to tell me to my face
<ncl> <ncl> nyaa
<ncl> extremely normal cnversations i have with peopel on the inter net |
#311664* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dOm3r> A planet is a domesticated mammal descended from the sun. |
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