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<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> Will cute girls ever notice me? im a 7/10 at best
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> I just want a cute girl
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> ill take moe
<@the_idiot> tfw no cute moe gf to shove my cock forcefully into
<~Matsurishi> :c
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> Rape is the only way
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> but im not violent at all
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> so its all down hill now |
#310778* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> Will cute girls ever notice me? im a 7/10 at best
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> I just want a cute girl
<+thelastmanhypedforoverwatch> ill take moe
<@the_idiot> tfw no cute moe gf to shove my cock forcefully into |
#310801* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
AlexSenpaiGamer: im a kawaii senpai
Da_maul: I doubt your kawaii-ness
Da_maul: do you have a kawaii permit?
AlexSenpaiGamer: yea
Da_maul: show it to me, the kawaii police
Sakuyak ☆～: uwah!
Sakuyak ☆～: im a good girl!
Sakuyak ☆～: dont bully me
AlexSenpaiGamer: *hides behind saku*
Da_maul: no you aren't
Sakuyak ☆～: im going to have to clean up the bullies
AlexSenpaiGamer: maul is scary!
Da_maul: you are but a regular quality girl
Sakuyak ☆～: rude
Agent Matthias: Alex. Show us the permit, or we will be forced to remove your title of senpai. And nobody will ever notice you.
AlexSenpaiGamer: ;-;
Agent Matthias: Sakuyak, hand over the senpai.
AlexSenpaiGamer: eep.
Efreak: omg there's a senpai in here...plznoticeme
Da_maul: We're revoking their senpai status as we speak
AlexSenpaiGamer: NUUU
Agent Matthias: You have one more chance, Alex. Either that, or even Saku won't notice you.
AlexSenpaiGamer: *hands permit* JEEZ
AlexSenpaiGamer: I DIDNT WANNA SHOW IT
Agent Matthias: Many thanks. *Passes to maul*
Da_maul: *waves* thank you for your co-operation
Da_maul: *fist bumps matthias*
Lg |₰₰Renji₰₰: happy ending
AlexSenpaiGamer: *cries*
Agent Matthias: No prob.
Lg |₰₰Renji₰₰: eugh O.O why is he crying
Da_maul: Alex, just make sure to have proper kawaii documentation in the future
Da_maul: you can get the paperwork at your local government Uguu officeComment: Anime1.0@Steam
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#310805* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<R-> is penny arcade still relevant?
<MaulMachine> yes
<MaulMachine> why wouldn't they be
<R-> because
<R-> it's not that great
<MaulMachine> k
<MaulMachine> well i love it |
#310887* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
In a chat of a game when it started:
Player A: do you ready to fail
Player B: You just did, LOL |
#310909* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< taza> BTW, a line from Terminator: "a 40 watt plasma rifle"
< taza> ... the fuck would you do with that? Mildly inconvenience someone?
< taza> Plasma weaponry is about the most useless sci-fi weapon ever imagined.
< taza> Plasma looks cool... and that's about it.
< taza> Why was that line "a 40 watt plasma rifle", instead of, say, "a 40 gigawatt plasma rifle"?
< taza> 40 watts is not a lot of power, and plasma anything is absurdly inefficient.
< taza> And if you had enough juice to make plasma dangerous, why the fuck would you use only 40 watts of power?
<~FallingUp> Clearly it's The Future and everything works amazingly well and efficiently on 40 watts.
<+SabreFR> taza: the sun is in a plasma state
<+SabreFR> seems to work pretty well to warm up the planet
< taza> Yes, but the sun is also a bit larger than 40 watts.
<+SabreFR> taza: yeah but you reach the plasma state with 2000°C so it will burn you a bit
< taza> With 40 watts?
<+SabreFR> and who knows, maybe their rifles are so efficient that they only need 40W
< taza> You'd have to spend a whole lot of time warming it to make it do anything but cause a mild sunburn
<+SabreFR> taza: "The Future"™
< taza> Doesn't work!
<+Sporks> Look buddy, doesn't work is a strong statement. Does it sit on the couch all day? Is it making faces at you? Does it want more money? Is it sleeping with your girlfriend? Please be specific! or "No, it doesn't work YET"
< taza> Shut up Sporks, you are a bot. You're not impartial in this.
<+SabreFR> taza: learn from Sporks
< taza> To be fair, I suppose they are already breaking the laws of physics with the time travel and all.
< taza> So maybe their 40-watt plasma rifle has a 40-watt plasma containment unit and the plasma's teleporting directly from the sun?
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#310912* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+clockmaker_oscar> morning
<+MatsalarN> hej
<+clockmaker_oscar> i woke up early thinking about clocks
<+clockmaker_oscar> i want to build them
<+MatsalarN> aslong as your name isn't Ahmed Mohamed and live in 'murica you should not have any problems
[13:32] <+clockmaker_oscar> lolComment: is it good?
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#310913* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Silence_> my spacebar is acting up on me
<@Silence_> worst. problem. ever.
<@Silence_> have to punch it like a wife |
#310917* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
18:37:26 < akash007> can anyone hear me??
18:37:46 < Uniaika> akash007: no but I can read you
18:38:01 < akash007> haha....
18:38:05 < akash007> right
18:38:18 < akash007> can you help me in getting a hang of irssi and irc
18:38:57 < KindOne> be more specific
18:39:21 < akash007> like dissconnecting from channels, and if there is other cool stuff.
18:39:33 < akash007> like finding a particular user / server
18:39:42 < Uniaika> akash007: you don't connect to channels. You join them after connecting to a server
18:39:56 < akash007> ohk..
18:40:08 < akash007> so first i connect to a server then a channel...
18:40:17 < Uniaika> then you join the channel, yes
18:40:27 < Uniaika> (you can even join multiple channels at a time!)
18:40:40 < Uniaika> (and even join numerous servers on the same client!)
18:40:48 < Uniaika> (yeah, no joking m8)
18:40:49 < Uniaika> :3Comment: just a normal day on #irssi
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< akash007> can anyone hear me??
< Uniaika> akash007: no but I can read you
< akash007> haha....
< akash007> right
< akash007> can you help me in getting a hang of irssi and irc
< KindOne> be more specific
< akash007> like dissconnecting from channels, and if there is other cool stuff.
< akash007> like finding a particular user / server
< Uniaika> akash007: you don't connect to channels. You join them after connecting to a server
< akash007> ohk..
18:40:08 < akash007> so first i connect to a server then a channel...
18:40:17 < Uniaika> then you join the channel, yes
18:40:27 < Uniaika> (you can even join multiple channels at a time!)
18:40:40 < Uniaika> (and even join numerous servers on the same client!)
18:40:48 < Uniaika> (yeah, no joking m8)
18:40:49 < Uniaika> :3Comment: just a normal day on #irssi
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#310927* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
“A person in business always talks about the key to success, but he who is truly successful unlocks the door for own and others right progress.†~Anuj SomanyComment: Character
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#310955* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< pabs> argh, love is affected by my fake joystick :/ |
#310961* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ldunn> o
<CaptainSUSA> p
<ldunn> i
<CaptainSUSA> n
<phunyguy> e
<johnjohn101> w
<CaptainSUSA> a
<ldunn> !enter | all of you terrible people
[A few seconds later]
<ldunn> wait what
<phunyguy> rofl
<ldunn> ubottu you betrayed me
<ubottu> ldunn: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)Comment: At least freenode's #ubuntu-offtopic *used* to have a factoid for using ENTER as punctuation...
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#310967* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|N_X|4_cG_4iH4xW\Nkx1z2GXL0u> are you guys all girls
<vince> i'im not
<vince> but i wish i wereComment: #ragnainfo
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#310974* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Helios747> youtube has silly copyright things with streaming, even more than youtube |
#310977* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HdkR> Need to go to the store and get toothpaste since the TSA stole mine :PComment: TSA is the US flight security
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<mathieui> 60fps rotating potato |
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Religion is a bad answer to a good question |
#310989* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
09:50 <+Thero> 09:49 < Leafer91> @random leafer91
09:50 <+Thero> 09:49 < rip> Error: The command "random" is available in the Dict, Quote, and QuoteGrabs plugins. Please specify
the plugin whose command you wish to call by using its name as a command before "random".
09:50 <+Thero> 09:49 < Leafer91> @randomquote leafer91
09:50 <+Thero> 09:49 < rip> <Leafer91> how do i fuck up so badly everyday |
#310999* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AJ_Z0> I wonder how they gave thanks on the reservation
<AJ_Z0> Just kidding. Substance abuse, of courseComment: #solaris on freenode
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#311007* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> F*** YOU BOYCIE WITH YOUR SUPER HORNS AND BANANAS
<~LexPro> â”»â”â”» ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ â”»â”â”»
<&Fazer> wut
<&Birdfeather> lewd
<~LexPro> just Mario Kart |
#311008* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<asterick> Jesus fuck I dodged a bullet by telling that dude I don't want <asterick> he sent me three screen text message essay complete with bullet points on why he thinks we should date.
<StoneCypher4k> 3.b.ii s2: i have a big johnson
<asterick> He does have a big johnson.
<asterick> it's like a tall boy.
<asterick> That's beside the point though |
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<CaptainJistuce> Kawa, why you kill my PS3?
<Kawa> I didn't touch your fuckin' PS3 bro I don't WANNA touch any PS3
<CaptainJistuce> You killed it WITH YOUR MIND don't lie to me.
<Kawa> I might've if I could.
<CaptainJistuce> I just wanted to play my dumb anime waifu crossover fighter, but noooooooooooooooo.
<Kawa> But don't you think I would've targeted -other- parts?
<Kawa> Like... I dunno, fuck your sound output?
<CaptainJistuce> No, I think you're the kind of asshole that would make it look fine for ten minutes before hardlocking.
<Kawa> also I'm kinda reminded of King now.
<CaptainJistuce> You're saying someone else killed it with their crazy mind powers and you just happened to be present at the time?
<Kawa> What do you suppose the range of my hypothetical mind powers is? I'm not very "present" at all.
<Kawa> If anything I'm -less- present cos I'm doing like three different things already.
<Kawa> NOT counting this chat.
<CaptainJistuce> At least a third of the globe, clearly.
<CaptainJistuce> Look, I don't know how your crazy mind powers work, why are you asking me?
<Kawa> I don't have crazy mind powers. The only mind power I have is fucking with one of my housemate's perceptions of reality.
<Kawa> By talking.
<Kawa> Hand waving optional.
<CaptainJistuce> That's just the kind of thing I'd expect a person with crazy mind powers to do, deny they had them.
<CaptainJistuce> BURN THE WITCH!
<Kawa> Listen. I do not have crazy mind powers.
<Kawa> You make this claim, you prove it.
<CaptainJistuce> You're proving it for me with your absurd denials.
<Kawa> The only absurdity here is the idea that I'd have crazy mind powers to begin with.
<Kawa> Well no
<Kawa> Not the -only- absurdity.
<Kawa> The other one's your face.
<CaptainJistuce> See, only someone with crazy mind powers could see my face from the other side of the globe when I don't have a webcam. |
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CyberToyger: What characters are you most enjoying/looking forward to smut of?~ ;3 For me: Toriel, Asriel, Temmie, Catty and even Alphys and Mettaton EX are all appealing normally, and make even better eye-candy R34'd~
Zyrian150: Personally, Boss style Asriel looks quite badass. I've already seen a decent amount of art done of him, and I'm interested to see where it goes from here.
CyberToyger: Most def! He looks so cool with the black sclera/eye-whites and dat robe with the Delta Rune. And of course, he's a total cutie R34'd, heehee~ >w>
RagyTheKindaHipster: I don't want to sound like a huge asshole, but how can one feel sexual attraction to characters from a extremely emotional game? I-i'm curious.
Zyrian150: On one hand, it could be argued that it would be easier to form attraction to someone you're emotionally invested in. Personally I believe there can be a sort of disconnect. Regardless of what or who it is, if it's hot, it's hot.
RagyTheKindaHipster: Ah, okay. Thank you for the great answer.
Zyrian150: No problem! If you have any more, let me know.
RagyTheKindaHipster:
Why the name "UnderTail"? is it a reference to the butthole?
Zyrian150: Since they are mostly furry animals, under (their) tail would be their naughty bits. Also, it's close enough, but still different to be used as it's own tag and keep porn off of the main channels
RagyTheKindaHipster: Ah, i see. Thank you for the quick answers! Have a great day!
Zyrian150: You tooComment: These are all real Reddit users from /r/Undertail.
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#311020* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dalooptroop>:)
<dalooptroop>what do you think about freebsd?
<dalooptroop>sh/
<dalooptroop>with no ksh, csh.
<dalooptroop>legion and loyal to sh..
<dalooptroop>only one utility may be used.
<dalooptroop>sh.
<dalooptroop>not command windows micorosoft or linux.
<dalooptroop>my name is frank fuentes eleazar.
<dalooptroop>my handle is looptroop..
<dalooptroop>im an elite human et.
<dalooptroop>im an alien who has access and images of outer space.
<dalooptroop>where nasa goes and does iss mission.
<dalooptroop>i am.. a
<dalooptroop>LEGION HACKER.
<dalooptroop>i want to thank netbsd, openbsd.
<dalooptroop>freebsd.
<dalooptroop>windows xp.
<dalooptroop>i would like to thank 2600
<dalooptroop>for making it happened.
<dalooptroop>also i would like to meet some hackers.
<dalooptroop>who can access.
<dalooptroop>beyond hacking nasa.
<dalooptroop>and access outer space like an et. alien.
<dalooptroop>ufo..
<dalooptroop>like a nasa shuttle.
<dalooptroop>:)
<dalooptroop>i can hack into nasa.
<dalooptroop>with out super advance computers.
<dalooptroop>super computers..
<dalooptroop>no i am not loyal to super computers.
<dalooptroop>i use civillian pc based on intel i386
<dalooptroop>i am not military ground STation fleet beacon ground station military or a cop..
<dalooptroop>im a hacker, based on america.
<dalooptroop>i am anonymous.
<dalooptroop>:) i am the..
<dalooptroop>number one computer criminal.
<dalooptroop>the hacker.
<dalooptroop>bet?
<dalooptroop>do you know about hackers who claim to be hackers who work for militant networks like isis.
<dalooptroop>isis uses super computers? like micro super cpu.
<dalooptroop>advance netbsd openbsd protocol.
<dalooptroop>yes..
<dalooptroop>does isis hack into usa networks?
<dalooptroop>yes.
<dalooptroop>does pakistan use unix?
<dalooptroop>or afghanastan use UNIX?
<dalooptroop>yes.
<dalooptroop>do they hack into usa networks who run netbsd?
<dalooptroop>or freebsd?
<dalooptroop>or windows.
<dalooptroop>or macintosh.
<dalooptroop>yes.
<dalooptroop>am i aware?
<dalooptroop>yes.
<dalooptroop>am i smarter then afghanastan or isis or america usa?
<dalooptroop>yes.
<dalooptroop>am i the illuminadi?
<dalooptroop>do i work for the serpant in the back round of nasa and america?
<dalooptroop>no i do not work for the serpant.
<dalooptroop>i work for jesus christ and i protect the name of jesus christ like a holy priest.
<dalooptroop>i truly believe in jesus.
<dalooptroop>i know exactly why right now the nation of of america is fighting war in iraq.
<dalooptroop>it's because of the satan.
<dalooptroop>and the words of the bible.
<dalooptroop>the serpant.
<dalooptroop>am i super intelligent like an alien?
<dalooptroop>YES.
<dalooptroop>my super alien handle name is.
<dalooptroop><--------------- LOOPTROOP
<dalooptroop>forever.
<dalooptroop>am i aware of NETBSD?
<dalooptroop>or FREEBSD.
<dalooptroop>yes.
<dalooptroop>i am.
<dalooptroop>thanks to dvorak tyler typist who introduce me to debian linux.
<dalooptroop>tyler...
<dalooptroop>named me..
<dalooptroop>poptart.
<dalooptroop>he claims my name is poptart.
<dalooptroop>when my name is da.......
<dalooptroop>LOOPTROOP
<dalooptroop>MARRY X MAS TYLER TYPIST.
<dalooptroop>SAN DIEGO.
<dalooptroop>TO LOS ANGELES>
<dalooptroop>i want to thank you.
<dalooptroop>DVORAK.
<dalooptroop>for telling me about super 100% LEET HACKER
<dalooptroop>development.
<dalooptroop>I USE UNIX.
<dalooptroop>now...
<dalooptroop>FREEBSD SH.
<dalooptroop>i am 100% SUPER HACKER.
<dalooptroop>
<dalooptroop>i prmise.
<dalooptroop>i am a super hacker..
<dalooptroop>and i am a super anonymous..
<dalooptroop>I DO NOT LIKE TECHNO.
<dalooptroop>I like and love UNDERGROUND HIP HOP
<dalooptroop>i only listen to
<dalooptroop>LOOPTROOP
<dalooptroop>with promoe.
<dalooptroop>cosmic.
<dalooptroop>supreme.
<dalooptroop>deuce.
<dalooptr oop>spoon head.
<dalooptroop>DJ EMBEE
<dalooptroop>akem
<dalooptroop>i am the super hacker..
<dalooptroop>da looptroop.
<dalooptroop>da masiah.
<dalooptroop>my friend on irc.
<dalooptroop>are..
<dalooptroop>madison dvorak tyler and..
<dalooptroop>NULL
<dalooptroop>JUSTIN PERRAS.
<dalooptroop>cmos.
<dalooptroop>i told him...
<dalooptroop>1515.
<dalooptroop>who i am.
<dalooptroop>lain.
<dalooptroop>i am lain.
<dalooptroop>MARRY X MAS.
<dalooptroop>NULL.
<dalooptroop>cmos.
<dalooptroop>HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
<dalooptroop>no i am not a phreak.
<dalooptroop>I AM A HACKER.
<dalooptroop>the..
<dalooptroop>hack3r.
<dalooptroop>hey i want to thank someone else.
<dalooptroop>the devolopers of COMPUTER PCS I386
<dalooptroop>not amd.
<dalooptroop>only i386.
<dalooptroop>THANK YOU FOR CREATING MY CIVILLIAN PC.
<dalooptroop>i do not like sata.
<dalooptroop>i like pentium 3
<dalooptroop>and celeron
<dalooptroop>and pentium 3
<dalooptroop>i cannot afford macintosh.
<dalooptroop>it's cost too much money.
<dalooptroop>i like buying use i386 computer pc
<dalooptroop>for 30$
<dalooptroop>remember when pentium 3 use to cost 800$?
<dalooptroop>LOL
<dalooptroop>I want to join IBM.
<dalooptroop>... and work for IBM.
<dalooptroop>and hack for IBM.
<dalooptroop>as a hacker agent..
<dalooptroop>for ibm..
<dalooptroop>even if the fbi or the cia is against this. or the united nations..
<dalooptroop>or military.
<dalooptroop>or space military against aliens.
<dalooptroop>`who fly ufo.
<dalooptroop>and are anonymous..
<dalooptroop>IBM.
<dalooptroop>i want to work for IBM.
<dalooptroop>IF YOU WANT TO RESEARCH WHO I AM.
<dalooptroop>MY SOCIAL SECURITY DIGITS ARE 545-99-7929
<dalooptroop>my name is frank fuentes eleazar.
<dalooptroop>I AM THE HACKER.
<dalooptroop>I AM A HACKER FROM THE USA.
<dalooptroop>I WANT TO WORK FOR IBM AS A HACKER.
<dalooptroop>AS A MERCANARY OF CYBER SPACE USING UNIX LIKE SYSTEM NAMED FREEBSD.
<dalooptroop>MY SOCIAL SECURITY IS 545-99-7929./
<dalooptroop>IN ORDER FOR A HACKER AGENCY TO PAY ME.
<dalooptroop>YOU MUST SENT YOUR MONEY TO
<dalooptroop>545-99-7929
<dalooptroop>FRANK FUENTES ELEAZAR.
<dalooptroop>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
<dalooptroop>I WANT TO MAKE MILLIONS.
<dalooptroop>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<dalooptroop>or...
<dalooptroop>BILLIONS USING SHELL SH.
<dalooptroop>accessing computers all over earth..
<dalooptroop>in any nation or military.
<dalooptroop>I WORK FOR JESUS CHRIST..
<dalooptroop>as a hacker agent.
<dalooptroop>:)
<dalooptroop>dis is no lie.
<dalooptroop>I AM AN ET.
<dalooptroop>OF SPACE.
<dalooptroop>BEYOND SOFTWARE PIRACY.
<dalooptroop>NASA ISS KNOWS THIS.
<dalooptroop>OR SECRET ORGANASATIONS OF SPACE PROGRAMS AND SECRET AIR CRAFT PROTOCOL PROTOTYPE.
<dalooptroop>:)
<dalooptroop>I AM THE KING OF ALL.
<dalooptroop>:)
<dalooptroop>HACKERS.
<dalooptroop>i have a sister named lissette silva.
<dalooptroop>and a small brother name IGNACIO SILVA.
<dalooptroop>and another broother named aroon cruz..... he's the youngest one.
<dalooptroop>im the oldest one.
<dalooptroop>I LOVE BSD.
<dalooptroop>only freebsd.
<dalooptroop>i live in los angeles california.
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