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<CaptainJistuce> Kawa, why you kill my PS3?
<Kawa> I didn't touch your fuckin' PS3 bro I don't WANNA touch any PS3
<CaptainJistuce> You killed it WITH YOUR MIND don't lie to me.
<Kawa> I might've if I could.
<CaptainJistuce> I just wanted to play my dumb anime waifu crossover fighter, but noooooooooooooooo.
<Kawa> But don't you think I would've targeted -other- parts?
<Kawa> Like... I dunno, fuck your sound output?
<CaptainJistuce> No, I think you're the kind of asshole that would make it look fine for ten minutes before hardlocking.
<Kawa> also I'm kinda reminded of King now.
<CaptainJistuce> You're saying someone else killed it with their crazy mind powers and you just happened to be present at the time?
<Kawa> What do you suppose the range of my hypothetical mind powers is? I'm not very "present" at all.
<Kawa> If anything I'm -less- present cos I'm doing like three different things already.
<Kawa> NOT counting this chat.
<CaptainJistuce> At least a third of the globe, clearly.
<CaptainJistuce> Look, I don't know how your crazy mind powers work, why are you asking me?
<Kawa> I don't have crazy mind powers. The only mind power I have is fucking with one of my housemate's perceptions of reality.
<Kawa> By talking.
<Kawa> Hand waving optional.
<CaptainJistuce> That's just the kind of thing I'd expect a person with crazy mind powers to do, deny they had them.
<CaptainJistuce> BURN THE WITCH!
<Kawa> Listen. I do not have crazy mind powers.
<Kawa> You make this claim, you prove it.
<CaptainJistuce> You're proving it for me with your absurd denials.
<Kawa> The only absurdity here is the idea that I'd have crazy mind powers to begin with.
<Kawa> Well no
<Kawa> Not the -only- absurdity.
<Kawa> The other one's your face.
<CaptainJistuce> See, only someone with crazy mind powers could see my face from the other side of the globe when I don't have a webcam. |