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<Aokromes> what HOTTT
<Aokromes> 102 °F / 39 °C
<[Piratez]> no idea what temp it is outside here
<[Piratez]> but it aint hot
<[Piratez]> no chicks are out |
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<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours |
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<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!! |
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<outlawpoet> building your own girlfriend is not masturbation unless you can accurately predict her actions |
#29311 (4/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<duxr0x>...
<duxr0x> i told u u couldn't amputate a cats leg with a goddamn toothbrush you dumbfuck |
#29657 (4/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FoxNOTICE> irc.foxlink.net going down for a reboot. everyone can thank openssh and their shitty fucking coding team. |
#29906 (4/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that? |
#29937 (4/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's |
#29939 (4/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van |
#30298 (4/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ultimos> what's a fuckin troll?
<Ultimos> lol
<binkzz> url what is an internet troll
<migas> - "what is an internet troll": http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
<Ultimos> migas has saveth me.
<binkzz> migas always takes the credit ;[ |
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* majestik watched 21 grams
<Haywire22> Of what? |
#31918 (4/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient |
#31972 (4/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks
<Andreas_1> u like it dont u
<Andreas_1> i thought it was boys with boobs
<KArmA-> no
<KArmA-> that's a fatty |
#32058 (4/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear thatComment: #MxO
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<CrazyCoot> i bet the fbi runs grouphug |
#32697 (4/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JohnWSmokeJr> i don't shower until i can smell my own balls |
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<mrWoot> porn = getting old |
#33095 (4/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaisum> bitch your floppy drive just ain't reading my disk like it used to |
#33360 (4/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eslice> my little brother is failing english
<eslice> does the dumbass want to stay back?
<Blingo`> is this a trick question?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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<AlmtyBob> I once hit this girl over the head with a shovel in the alley
<AlmtyBob> and while she lie wimpering on the ground
<AlmtyBob> I pissed all over her
<AlmtyBob> then I burnt her to death
<AlmtyBob> oh wait...that was postal 2
<@AlmtyBob> nmComment: #ramen
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<CrazyWindmill> Is there another episode before the 15th?
<CrazyWindmill> Or just the one on the 15th <_<
<Quack-Wabbit> How would I know?
<CrazyWindmill> I have no clue
<CrazyWindmill> You are the oracle
<CrazyWindmill> We consult you for your unlimited wisdom
<CrazyWindmill> Too bad you apparently never know the answer
<CrazyWindmill> Waste of 20 bucks
<Quack-Wabbit> You can pay five coins for an oracle in Paper Mario.
<AquaDocto[r]Bob> Exchange rates are messed up these daysComment: #megadoomer on irc.gamesurge.net
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ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000Comment: AOL IM session
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<elver> Interesting. There was a huge computer referred to as '786' in today's Garfield episode.
<elver> What's odd is that it took the computer several seconds to search a database of 72000 entries.
<elver> Shouldn't take that long.
<elver> Unless the operation is I/O-bound.
<elver> The search itself should be O(n) largely.
<LordBob> elver: might be a 3.5 Khz chip
<Epoch71> binary search :D
<elver> LordBob, actually, it was a cardboard box with lights on it and a guy reading a newspaper inside who turned the lights on and off.
<elver> Still, it was unrealistic.Comment: The computer was looking for the best match, so yes, unless you do preprocessing, it ought to be O(n)...
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<anarchy_x> heheh
<anarchy_x> one of ash's little friends just called "x, ashley said the b word and the f word"
<anarchy_x> i'm like "which?"
<anarchy_x> she's like "you know, the b word and the f word"
<anarchy_x> i'm like "i dont get what you mean"
<anarchy_x> "she says, you know, bitch and fuck"
<anarchy_x> i said "now i'm calling your mom to tell on you."
<anarchy_x> and then hung up before she could say anything |
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<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation or something?
<jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
* Grunt smirks.
<adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.Comment: #wikipedia@irc.freenode.net
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