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#189394* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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Best Site good looking new york city new york cheap hotel chicago  :-)))Comment: Best Site good looking new york city new york cheap hotel chicago :-)))
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I'm happy very good site near disney world htm cheap low cost motel or hotel rooms  8((Comment: I'm happy very good site near disney world htm cheap low cost motel or hotel rooms 8((
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Thanks funny site packages cheap hotels in fort madison  jjmComment: Thanks funny site packages cheap hotels in fort madison jjm
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<pitz> I'll be there for poo
<pitz> These five words I swear to you
<pitz> When I breathe, I wanna breathe the air of doo
<pitz> I'll be there for poo
<pitz> I'd live and I'd die for poo
<pitz> I'd eat some shit off the ground for poo
<pitz> Words can't say my love for poo
<pitz> I'll... be... there... for... poo
<pitz> BON JOVI RULES!
#190669* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
what do you do for a living?
i ghost-write scripts in foreign pen names
into space
it's a staggering race
getting there
under the censor's watchful stare
no, do you?
it's true
yes true
i can't say you're unequivocal
the whole group is watching
then reel in the umbilical
put on your shoes
and dance your way onto youtube
hehehe!
#192649* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DXtremz> man this is awesome
<DXtremz> I had a bad sunburn and now im peeling
<DXtremz> so
<DXtremz> im making skin bubbles
#196577* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Crazy: we did ouigi at a friends house for the first time tonight
Crazy: it didnt work because noone bleieved in it
Crazy: maybe i pissed the ghosts off.... we were aiting for something to happen so i shook it side to side and suggested the problem was the ghost had parkinsons
#197769* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
let's do something unsuitable
about half way so far
able out'ts doha solf me wa thy inso, unfair?
*doesn't ask to stop*
i'll pour on the juice
I doubt you understood even a single word
it doesnt take much to reduce everything to sex
because there's a wiener in the warp drive
#198203* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Craig Hubley: the only "safe AI" is a slathering murdering genocidal tactical brain for mother nature to defend her body/biosphere with
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fo103.txt;3;6Comment: fo103.txt;3;6
#200446* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
36gL6T hi!  hice site!Comment: 36gL6T hi! hice site!
#203601* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jasabella> $_ =~ tr/y/j/;
* parser (~HELL@91.186.243.253) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Kraln (~quassel@38.100.42.251) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* laamaelai (hegis@xen.ihme.org) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Yuyo (~suck@205.211.195.24) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
<jasabella> did i do that?
<einride> no
* DoXiD (DoXiD@83.233.196.14) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<jasabella> hope not hehehe
#204674* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rabid_Pancake> I'm also ready for invasion from another country.
<Rabid_Pancake> I bet the Iraqies are having so much fun, gurriella warfare would be the ultimate shit.
<Rabid_Pancake> getting to play on your home map
<Rabid_Pancake> you're pretty much guaranteed to kill at least 40 people before they take you down.
<Rabid_Pancake> maybe a few choppers and a tank or two
#204708* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ryaison>  wow, why did you have to go there.
<irrepressible> you said enter
<irrepressible> ..I'm online.
<irrepressible>it's simple two plus two here
<Ryaison> If two plus two equaled pinky sex you might have a point there.
<irrepressible> it does when you're online
<Ryaison> Wow, if thats how your using the internet your computer must hate you.
<irrepressible> oh no- it likes it.
#204954* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AK47_Bitch> SHUT UP TAPIKA I WAS GONNA AGREE WITH YOU BUT FUCK I HAVE TO AGREE WITH LAVAFAG TANKS TO U
<AK47_Bitch> (.)(.) AND TANKS FTW
<SC666_Loves_War> And so I love Tanks so I shall tank u AKH :D
<SC666_Loves_War> Tanks r fun to ride but mechs…
<SC666_Loves_War> ARE WAAAAY BETTER
<SC666_Loves_War> CANT U JUST LOVE IT :D MECHS FTW WILL CRUSH TANKS UNDER THERE FEET ITS THE NEXT GENERATION VECICHLES WITH PLASMA CANNONS YAAAAAY
<Macho_Man> WTF HOW COME NOBODY HAS REPLIED YET :@
<Macho_Man> WAKE UP FUCKERS SAY SOMETHING FFS
<Macho_Man> I AM LOSING MY £%£"$%£$^ PATIENCE AKH SHOW UP NOW!
<Luke_skywalker_texas_rangers> NOOOOOO I AM LOSING IT ALL AARGH FUCK U AKH FUCK U TO HELL AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH
<SC666> THATS IT I WAITED LONG ENOUGH IM COMIN FOR U AKH WAIT FOR ME SO I CAN KILL YOU ;)
<AKH> I like how he calls me "AK47 Bitch". But not in a sexual way.
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<DeviL_SwamP___NU> have you icq
<EnEsCe> why?
<DeviL_SwamP___NU> icq !
<EnEsCe> -_-
<DeviL_SwamP___NU> have you did
<EnEsCe> did you have
<EnEsCe> get gotten icq it has done already
<DeviL_SwamP___NU> i cant speak german not english
<EnEsCe> you cant speak english? good good
<DeviL_SwamP___NU> NO NO ! then i have lerned in the school
<EnEsCe> learned in school is the good brain for the
<DeviL_SwamP___NU> my number in english is 4 also not good
Comment: Soldat lobby chat
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<Dems> Basically what you're saying is that we need an abstract, adult version of mario with players playing characters based on ethnic minorities, in order to corner the market?
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(~Cthulhu) I have about 400 pictures of my penis
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<Spurs> missed ya
<Spurs> !
<VAgurl> Haven't seen you in forever!
<VAgurl> I missed ya too
<Spurs> yup more like decades and centuries
<VAgurl> Probably
<rockstar47> weren't you here yesterday?
Comment: The lesson here: Girls really miss each other
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<Myst> Never gonna give you up
<Myst> never gonna ....fuck that I hate this song
Myst sets Rick Astley on fire
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<tweek_> back when I used to have money, I used to drink a fuckton of cola a day
<FOXX> hence the nick "tweek"?
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<frobb> I doubt a course like that is very "theory heavy" in the pure mathematics sense... my guess its mostly practical application anyway
<frobb> unless its "Galois Theory", in which case, Id tell any nurse: cheat all you can, thats useless for you
<Simetrical> frobb, yes, you'd *think* it's useless.  But when you have a patient whose blood levels turn out to lie in the separable closure of F_7, *then* what do you do?
Comment: #math on FreeNode
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<jake2425> how do i edit the source?
<NOTcomperr> jake2425, google
<jake2425> how can i edit the page source using google?
Comment: edited for clarity
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<pitz> My boyfriend's cock is what I'm gonna suck now
<pitz> (Hey-la-hey-la my boyfriend's cock)
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