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<Faggertot> I was being a man-ho at the library ;o!
<Fagatron> Those poor books. ;[
<Fagatron> What'd you do?
<Fagatron> Find a sex ed book and stroke the word
<Fagatron> "Vagina"?
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<cobalt27x> florida is a giant phallic hurricane magnet
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<Shinji>  Alright, let's put it this way.
<Shinji>  Your body is a mansion, and your white blood cells keep it neat and tidy. AIDS comes along, and your WBCs go on vacation and AIDS is left over to watch the place.
<Shinji>  They throw House Party 7
<Shinji>  And invite all their disease friends for a wild and crazy time, trashing your body in the process
<Link>  Then the whities come home and go "WTF!?"
<Shinji>  The film goes direct to video and doesn't sell
<Shinji>  THE END.
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<RocketGib> I heard a rumor one time about this dairy down the road
<RocketGib> a guy thought it would be fun to hook himself up to the vaccum tubes
<RocketGib> so he did, and said it was the best blow job ever
<RocketGib> unfortunately, his nuts got sucked out.
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<@DarkElf> hell of a way to spend valentines day, watching a girl having an orgasm while learning to ride a horse (no, its not farm erotica) and doing statistics
<@DarkElf> can you tell i need a girlfriend
<@momo_the_terrible> that's a neat trick
<@momo_the_terrible> simultaneously watching a girl have an orgasm and studying stats
<@momo_the_terrible> wish I had that talent back in school :)
<@DarkElf> multitasking is great nowadays
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<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in my car
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Bahamut: so my dog is annoying my dad
Bahamut: and he just threatened to grill him
Bahamut: and my dog ran away
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