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<R0b0t1> <digidug> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
<Quadrescence> lolololololol
<R0b0t1> Whoah. I just made a connection.
<R0b0t1> My dad bought me a phone when I was 12.
<R0b0t1> I never used it.
<R0b0t1> It was "for emergencies".
<R0b0t1> I guess he thought I'd be out getting slammed and shooting up on heroin.
<R0b0t1> but I just IRC'ed. |
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dingus - SinAmos: Quick: which one comes out of the box with GCC and ssh: PCs or Macs? I'll give you a hint: real hackers use UNIX.
SinAmos - Because we all know they are called UNIX attacks and not DOS. |
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<Drynmruss> I really do doubt that there is a boggy man under my bed, partly because I whack of by my bed.
<drunkrussian>....
<Kin68ling>...
<Wish-a-f1sh> so...anyway, I was sitting there eating pancakesComment: we didn't talk to him for a week after
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#218861* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neuad> I'll just be an extra set of hands
<centre> Mr. Hands |
#219786* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FOXX_2> [MS employee]
<FOXX_2> can I mail you a brick
<FOXX_2> and you throw it into the window of whoever's responsible for NTFS's pathetic performance?
<FOXX_2> wait
<FOXX_2> attach a card
<FOXX_2> "Thanks for self-healing NTFS!"
<FOXX_2> then throw it. |
#221058* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<she> Its okay, you can tease me about being fat. I have thick skin
<he> Is that what it is? I thought you had big bones. |
#222815* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< AStorm> bbl
< Giepi> bible?
< AStorm> be back later you ignorant
<+fragalot> AStorm: it's spelled "catholic" |
#223912* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sir_Geoffrey> man
<Sir_Geoffrey> if I had captured video of what I just did, I think I'd win some kind of price for most epic fail
<Sir_Geoffrey> *prize
<Sir_Geoffrey> woke up, got out of bed, stretched my arms out
<Sir_Geoffrey> *CRASH*
<Sir_Geoffrey> shattered the damn overheat light fixture shroud
<Sir_Geoffrey> *overhead
<Sir_Geoffrey> now I have broken glass all over my room
<Sir_Geoffrey> and several locations on my body are bleeding
<Sir_Geoffrey> bbl |
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<karax> lol i actually dreamed that i was in a videogame and it was the best dream i ever had
<karax> apart from that time i fell out of a rollercoaster and thought i could sort of run in circles in the air so i wouldnt die on landing cos i would land in like a really low angle and just walk away
<karax> i shud write that down
<karax> oh i already did |
#224432* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Coredesat> !rita Coredesat
<@Kipper> puts in some Rose Tequila and the special #storm2k margarita mix in the blender.
<@Kipper> Kipper adds ice and blends it.
<@Kipper> salts the rim of the 72oz MegaRita glass!
<@Kipper> pours the Margarita in the glass and slides it to
* Coredesat watches as the margarita passes him by and slides off into the unknown |
#224446* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@CoredesatChikai> what in tarnation is going on here?
<+The10thDoctorForever> oh, and his bum
<+The10thDoctorForever> very perky
<+The10thDoctorForever> wanna just pinch those cheeks ;)
<@CoredesatChikai> um, forget I asked |
#224458* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brent> we're trying to figure out what words are forbidden
<TD> Fuck |
#225440* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
humbaba: i stopped a rape today
humbaba: i stopped following her |
#225759* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&FuhrerPyro> i hang up on customers that request spanish |
#228306* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blakky> yo
<nukdae> ?
<blakky> dog i almost sexed up jessica in homeroom man
<blakky> and u a pervert
<nukdae> Alright, you do see the duality of what you just said, right?
<blakky> well tru
<blakky> but urs pervertnss sorta shits on me sexin her up
<nukdae> You make me weep for my own generation, you know that?
<nukdae> It's sad that I have to look for future generations for hope
<blakky> stfu ho lolComment: Names have been changed for privacy
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<GerbilSoft> "Make sure we return completely up-to-date width for images. Fixes freezes with some forum software"
<GerbilSoft> I was having that problem with retro :O
<-- GerbilSoft has quit (Connection closed)Comment: "famous last words" much?
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< Shadowdancer> I've been on the internet too long... Lyrics: "Saddle my horse." Brain: "Saddle my whores." |
#229320* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Getao is on vista and chrome
<+aero> Now all you need is a $-sign gold chain hanging around your neck and a doorag |
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*** Anon567 has joined #wrongplanet
*** Anon567 is now known as Michael_Stuart
<Michael_Stuart> Hello world.
*** anonce is now known as world
<world> hello
*** world is now known as anonce
<Xyzyxx> heh
<kuroi_chi> lol
<kuroi_chi> The world cannot say hello back
<Michael_Stuart> You could program it to.
<Xyzyxx> Ha! |
#230077* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hiro> gah, I hate this computer
<Ryan> how bad is it?
<hiro> it had trouble loading google
<Ryan> Then how the hell are you on here?
<hiro> It crashes 4 times (I counted) then froze my computer and now its working |
#231616* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
John: i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one! 'NUFF SAID
John: change 1 word to make it right
John: i got 99 problems cuz a bitch aint one! 'NUFF SAID |
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Also Check This Wonderful Site, Very Helpfull,Comment: Also Check This Wonderful Site, Very Helpfull,
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Gnome says:
I can finally feel my wisdom teeth coming in
Gnome says:
bout fuckin time
Gnome says:
they told me like
Gnome says:
three summers ago
Gnome says:
"HAY WE GUNNA TAKE YAW NIGGATEETH OUT THIS SUMMA NIGGA"
Gnome says:
an I was like shiiiit |
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bill: i poop cheeseComment: mozzarella
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Keep looking I have just read your site and quite frankly I have a large frog in my throat,Comment: Keep looking I have just read your site and quite frankly I have a large frog in my throat,
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