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#7326 (4/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it
#7339 (4/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
#7734 (4/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
#7813 (4/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#7935 (4/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry
#8066 (4/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz
#8144 (4/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
#8455 (4/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications
<Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake
<Mandi> heh
<Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??
#8535 (4/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM?
<JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com
<BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made
<JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive
#8691 (4/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002
#8940 (4/169) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist
#9192 (4/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark
#9363 (4/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
#9560 (4/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses
#10720 (4/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bongoshock : the penis is NOT a muscle!
BeHeMoTh101 : IS TOO
BeHeMoTh101 : organ.
Bongoshock : from the root ORgasm
Bongoshock : ORganic =ORgasmic
BeHeMoTh101 : from the root ORECK
BeHeMoTh101 : the bug killing guys
Bongoshock : 10 pounds of suction power?
BeHeMoTh101 : so really the penis is just an evolved potato bug sprayer
#10820 (4/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#10822 (4/213) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years...
#10882 (4/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world.
#10928 (4/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
#11171 (4/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pupkick> i just did my first mouthrinse with the shit i was prescribed.. i've been putting it off because i was worrying about pain like i get with scope and shit.. it was hella easy.. almost even tasted good.. now i can only blame myself for infections and extra swelling =/
<blitzoid> pupkick: You knew the risks when you became a gigalo.
#11832 (4/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\
#13495 (4/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again
#13711 (4/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string representation of a number?
<Aximili> yes
<Aximili> /msg Aximili (yournickservpassword)
#14429 (4/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
#14904 (4/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site
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