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#10949 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
#10951 (0/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
#10965 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
#10981 (0/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid> Not going to mention the ingrowing...well, nevermind. Not going to mention that?
<Alucard[OES]> Oh yes.  What about your ingrowinng Penis, hmm?
<Dryzzid> Corrective surgery.
#11097 (0/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with Cock teasers?"
(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?
* Waller buys a box of Cock teasers for Mother's Day as his mother's present
#11219 (0/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twitch> next halloween i should hand out SVCDs
<Twitch> i wonder if the cops would show up
#11424 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix
#11435 (0/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doc> i feel no need to go to canada
<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry
#11660 (0/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KrazyKrow> Mother Russia is for sale, she is being raped by western capitalists
#11801 (0/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
#11836 (0/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks
#11859 (0/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri
<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?
<Xellchiri> No, still in black
<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB
<BloodFromStone> heh
<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?
<Xellchiri> First
<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight
<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted
#11901 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
#11902 (0/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night
#12038 (0/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid
#12084 (0/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?
<GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you
#12095 (0/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit
#12127 (0/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
#12129 (0/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn
#12138 (0/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs
<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer
<Lan> ...
#12160 (0/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(
#12281 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{GOD}> who has the internet
#12792 (0/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sneak> amazon.com are such pieces of shit
<hellgrrl> what is amazon?
<hellgrrl> travel?
#12937 (0/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue.
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(zeki): whats a badger?
(ThinG): hes from wind in the willows
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