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<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv
<|Chris> damn disease discrimination
<|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV?
<|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit
<|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV |
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<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy. |
#2050 (0/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww
<Slander> Jimmy rocks man
<Ferney> heh
<B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;) |
#2080 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kay|oss> i am at work
<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be
<epp> (if there's no airplanes around) |
#2096 (0/187) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time position will require a self starter who has their own car and analytical mind with an eye for detail. Interested applicants please fax resume to 943-XXXX attn: Operations Manager.
(therap|st) would that mean id be the bastard who drives around and gets people towed?
(Cid-Away) be like "your hawt and illegally parked i think somthing can be arranged" :)
(Dane_) tow pimp
(Cid-Away) you can tell if someone is hawt by the way tehre illegally parked
(therap|st) those guys must think im hella hot
(therap|st) cause i park like shit |
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<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope |
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<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled |
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<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...
<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy
<jD> ...
*** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.
* Fishbird flips jD over.
<jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.
<jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse. |
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<blazemore> i bet that plane that crashed in PA was headed towards zophar's house |
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<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before
<DAL9000> you sick?
<Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came "screeching" in |
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<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it with all the Scouts.
<DigiGnome> Except you'd be ridiculously tired at the end of it, and if you don't please them you get CRESCENT BEEEEEAM'ed.
<Rico> Yeah, but what a way to go...
<Kayma> Uh oh, attacked with pink sugar hearts, blarg im dead.
<DigiGnome> You know exactly where they'd hang the wreath, too. |
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<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds |
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<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf |
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<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?" |
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<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password?
<Chis> to an account
<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this |
#2304 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TomGreen> hehe
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> r u really tom green?
<TomGreen> [17:27] <Ergot> cuz i am like a huuuuge fan! |
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<Pv> i like my women as thin as chopsticks
<Pv> so i can eat my rice with them |
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<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year |
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<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas |
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<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall
<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it |
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<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled |
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<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" |
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<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? |
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<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer? |
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<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much |
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