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<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him" |
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<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension |
#3143 (0/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* soya-88 squeezes your cock.
* Tim_K makes sure it's loaded. |
#3174 (0/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hussain> SHELLWHORE.
<nexxai> yes? |
#3199 (0/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did |
#3280 (0/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes
<aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces |
#3300 (0/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head?
<StoneDog> Didn't bug me. |
#3345 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my keyboard...
<thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell |
#3358 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav
<spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock."
<ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies
<spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav
<spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more |
#3392 (0/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it..
<Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included
<XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs
<boozie> haha
<XDDD> but im kinda weird
<XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards |
#3423 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> hit it before before puberty does
<aNuBiS-> thats my motto |
#3498 (0/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet); |
#3614 (0/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on |
#3627 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved |
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<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch? |
#3672 (0/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section
<blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/
<Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants?
<Steve-3> 9 bids so far
<Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay
<Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early
<Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser.
<Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers! |
#3685 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had boobs |
#3704 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gecko__> i just oiled up my cats ass,but now when i try to boff him he slips away!
<gecko__> =[~!
<Esad> i knew there was a reason i hated cats |
#3706 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees
<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/ |
#3710 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring
<Epesh> for everywhere
<Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage |
#3736 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alexander> see, shift, when you said you got a laptop, I automatically assumed 'dance' |
#3753 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking? |
#3842 (0/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ash> Op me so hard. |
#3869 (0/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it? |
#3877 (0/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company
<Soopa> work on my growing cock!
* Soopa has a way with words
<toNe> and a way with cocks
<Soopa> yeah that too |
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