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(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing*
#1035 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lux0r> don't make me /molest you
#1037 (0/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh
#1039 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!
<Amanda`> GET IT
<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER
<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS!
#1068 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?
#1076 (0/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore
<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db
<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
#1077 (0/202) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this thread of conversation
#1103 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
#1149 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father".....
#1155 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station
#1196 (0/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iMike-> ah god
<iMike-> i feel sick
<Fustard> did you get my cold?
<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
#1199 (0/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants
<Karmer> brb
#1249 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't
#1278 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@  IDLE WHAT
<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM     - pico vi-tutorial
#1366 (0/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> kids are out of school for now...
<MadHatter> that means 2x the takeovers
#1392 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could
#1399 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal. I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped them' from most defensive software...
#1401 (0/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<thirdrai|> me n my friends had an intelligent conversation the other day
<thirdrai|> we wre like
<thirdrai|> if u had to give head to ur father to save him would u?
#1429 (0/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
#1456 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.
#1459 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
[josho] jesus mass
[josho] that's like eating for a african family of 30
#1464 (0/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?
<HomerJ> 80k+
<HomerJ> I just want some porn
#1466 (0/199) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)
<jeremy^> oh, and biology class
<jeremy^> but i mean come on
#1518 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<ZiGgA> help me..
<ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted!
<ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime!
#1533 (0/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(blakus) let justin sit around and tell ross stories
(Exocet-) lol, he adds his own special twist :)
(blakus) yeh, like 5% truth, 95% bullshit intensity
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