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<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls |
#3885 (0/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me. |
#3917 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow. ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then |
#3928 (0/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred" |
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<DAEMON> marked by circumcision
<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie |
#3992 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole |
#4050 (0/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison |
#4111 (0/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_< |
#4113 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game |
#4125 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would smell like ass |
#4139 (0/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[ric]> !check snuffweb
<find> snuffweb: snuffweb.org is available, snuffweb.net is available, snuffweb.com is available, snuffweb.co.uk is available, snuffweb.org.uk is available,
<[ric]> hmm...
<[ric]> don't ask.. :) |
#4150 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked...
<Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber |
#4183 (0/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
››› ( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act> |
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<SomeGuy> damn
<SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/ |
#4201 (0/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms |
#4205 (0/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped |
#4284 (0/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade
<toxic> :)
<toxic> no actually not lesbians
<CrdStang> hahaha
<toxic> but that they could finger themselves
<spazzer> lol
<toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!
<sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin em round
<sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys "
<CrdStang> LOL
<sy|{0ti|{> yeah
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin school to do it
<sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit school to do it fulltime |
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<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :) |
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<DuneBoy> only porn I can think of in Idaho would involve animals |
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<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default
<Lord-Data> its like they come factory fitted with a fully body kit :) |
#4443 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO YOU CAN WRITE PATRIOTIC EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS IN EUROPE. |
#4606 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat! |
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<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way
<OneiWilly> cool!
<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar! |
#4716 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else? |
#4723 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+DCBastard> just a jpg
<@m00cow> what of ?
<+DCBastard> apache ah-64
<@m00cow> i've got an apache
<@m00cow> webserver that is |
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