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* terra melts JDigital
* JDigital melts
* JDigital respawns, and is quickly telefragged by a newbie |
#2571 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Lord x Bee: then where do you get them?
geoffduman: usenet
Lord x Bee: irc.usenet.net? |
#2586 (0/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method?
<wild-> get a baggie
<wild-> dump some lube in it
<wild-> then stick yer dick in it
<wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress
<wild-> then go to town
<BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion
<wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com |
#2587 (0/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Joins: mxman (68gmc910@hsdb-sktn-248-25.sasknet.sk.ca)
<mxman> wtf
<mxman> WHO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER :( |
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<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT |
#2615 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity
<fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session |
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<_Bas_> I want to be a database admin and part time mechanic when I graduate |
#2682 (0/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** [ircnic] (ircnic@couldnt.find.condoms.so.I.used.my.leftsock.com) has left #trance |
#2702 (0/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly |
#2745 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<doctorb> i want a microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic. |
#2766 (0/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eldee> blah bleh blih bloh bluh and sometimes blyh |
#2823 (0/400) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date.
<ThaDragon> =P |
#2855 (0/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|nec|> hihi all
<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc |
#2867 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;>
<boozie> haha
<KiZeR> good lord
<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy |
#2868 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
<Gethoht> OP?
<Gethoht> oh, op
<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin |
#2879 (0/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple. |
#2881 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock
<LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch. |
#2897 (0/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot |
#2902 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation |
#2905 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE
<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD |
#2906 (0/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it |
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<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything. |
#2954 (0/279) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN
<dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN
<dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm.. |
#2957 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn
<brucel33t> I bet they give good head
<trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold
<Reul> or what's in his sack |
#2993 (0/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic
<michael-> reeediculous
<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat |
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