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<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex |
#4773 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE |
#4813 (0/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say
<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden |
#4895 (0/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick |
#4903 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dabigC> he had a small dick didn't he
<{_INTRA_}> nope.. it was average i'd say
<l0wkey> so is 3" bad
<{_INTRA_}> yep
<{_INTRA_}> very
<l0wkey> i have long fingers though
<l0wkey> 12" |
#4922 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey |
#4932 (0/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit |
#5039 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean |
#5267 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :) |
#5378 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
<offwYtE> well i thought it was
<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now |
#5475 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router
<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"
<kaleido> fuckin christ
<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers
<PunkScum> compton?
<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea
<kaleido> but compton might be right |
#5525 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone
<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.." |
#5580 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face. |
#5712 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot
<+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone
<+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom? |
#5732 (0/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had
<gIbBeR> lol
<geoffh> taxes?
<PitDroid> taxes are dumb |
#5748 (0/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off |
#5779 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dk> im trying out tantric peeing |
#5791 (0/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz
(skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway
(skankman) and i went to check it out
(skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it |
#5922 (0/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
[idlez-] [Trik] faggot
[idlez-] > no
[idlez-] > when you scan it
[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors |
#5986 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp |
#5995 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation |
#6000 (0/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it? |
#6039 (0/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!" |
#6050 (0/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into |
#6119 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people |
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