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#2967 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing? |
#3004 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =) |
#3022 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens' |
#3029 (-1/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel |
#3041 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top |
#3068 (-1/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad? |
#3074 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!
<Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001 |
#3119 (-1/411) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GODONLYWISHES> This damn QDB shit is so stupid.
<EVERYONE> No shit |
#3152 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed? |
#3161 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> I think Taurus is greek for Recall |
#3177 (-1/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows
<nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech
<nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech
<nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech
<nappyjallapy> fuck them |
#3225 (-1/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Knighted> ewwww... something left some kind of web on my westworld dvd |
#3233 (-1/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all ! |
#3301 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<acetonic> are you a total dipshit?
<O-Dogg> fuck you
<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"
<O-Dogg> fuck you |
#3464 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes
<sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?!
<sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal |
#3547 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>
<duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>
<sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></duckman> |
#3550 (-1/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy
<PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my tongue it went further up. and she said it burned her hahaa |
#3568 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx?
<matts> hx =hax0red |
#3611 (-1/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills
<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock |
#3615 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that... |
#3622 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P |
#3623 (-1/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> cept
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity |
#3651 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before' |
#3721 (-1/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boog> paedophilia is okay, as long as the kid is dead |
#3733 (-1/497) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :) |
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