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#1866 (-1/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget?
<synthetiq> 25
<DooD> fatass
<synthetiq> i have a large upper body
<DooD> so you have manboobs? |
#1908 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> they need to make a 41oz
<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
<timmo> and drink the 40 |
#1910 (-1/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11" |
#1917 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking
<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.
<peng> yes
<peng> the government makes up an airplane
<peng> with a passenger list and all
<peng> to coincide with the WTC
<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass
<peng> this shit goes deep man
<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."
<kisama> "have a teddy bear"
<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets. |
#1924 (-1/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.\n"); }
(nexxai) Hi.
(nexxai) <-- not a geek. |
#1937 (-1/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net |
#1941 (-1/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans |
#1947 (-1/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
<al-x> coz of quote stealage |
#1973 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|steve|> you know whats sick
<|steve|> on every IRC network,
<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people
<|steve|> and #wtc
<|steve|> opportunists |
#1981 (-1/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells |
#1983 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.
<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.
<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS? |
#2025 (-1/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool. |
#2028 (-1/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears?
<_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive
<_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage? |
#2051 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke:
<Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
<Julia_M> you know...space?
<Jeff_R> ya
<Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww yea it's great
<Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space |
#2088 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes pyramid shaped pussy |
#2112 (-1/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing
<moomba> but that's not out yet
<moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats |
#2114 (-1/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet |
#2162 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<saint_> and i'm not nasty. i'm actually not that big of a pedophile |
#2177 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as long as it's not -$5 million or something!)
<SwampGas> SAV2880: the 10 people who support emuchrist
<SwampGas> and it's my duty as owner of ztnet, owner of retrogames, owner of cps2 decryption tables to alert them |
#2212 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pr3ttyF1y> if i'm going to copy dvd's onto cdrs, i atleast want to make sure they send me pills that make my wang and boobs bigger too along with my liquid viagra for 72hr straight erections
<Pr3ttyF1y> i mean, if the scam can't even promise that, why buy into it :) |
#2237 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[kisama] if you break out your penis in space
[kisama] your suit would depressurize
[kisama] or your body would depressurize
[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra |
#2263 (-1/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border |
#2270 (-1/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<excite> youre friends with eggo
<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax spores all over the damn thing
<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it
<excite> boot up and im a deadman |
#2271 (-1/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
<gloOmer> RAPED |
#2278 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese guys in pr0n
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny
<daisu> This is so garrishly true
<daisu> I think that's why there are so many asian people
<daisu> sperm has less length to travel |
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