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#2301 (-1/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ricochet> cubicsrube: if any MAJOR problems ever occur with winxp .. it will be PURELY hardware based.. ie. it has NOTHING to do with the operating system
#2321 (-1/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<delysid-x> the only urine test they'll get out of me is a TASTE TEST
#2332 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they cant rice
#2343 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list
<ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses
#2369 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though
#2374 (-1/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away
#2426 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie
<Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house.
<JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_<
<Silkenray> I know it was a cookie.
<Silkenray> My mother just baked it.
<JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure?
#2441 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again
#2508 (-1/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass
#2557 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot
<cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl
<cugar`class> and all the sudden
<cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH"
#2595 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matts_> Okay! So  I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1 bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page about the osama bin laden video tape!
<nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description?
<matts_> description
<matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in divx format
<nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info
<Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that?
<matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT
<Plot> what?
<Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to get the video so soon?
<matts_> I was kidding
#2606 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> warez b dum
<BlackDeth> go traffic cocaine
<BlackDeth> if you want to traffic illegal goods
<BlackDeth> do smth useful
#2636 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool
#2657 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you.
#2731 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic
#2734 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ Princesss spanks nexxai
(nexxai) *gets a boner*
::: .mode@6.04p> BuBz [+b *boner!*@*]
#2743 (-1/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"
#2756 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opla> i didn't get the pink pussy princess i wanted
#2776 (-1/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something
<PX_> (:
#2835 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls
<MrP-> and my tits are to die for!
#2844 (-1/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp
<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?
<Nilx> HELP
#2856 (-1/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?
#2896 (-1/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hypr> -owi-dcc- You have XDCC files pending , retrieve them with /dcc owi-dcc get <filename>
<hypr> eye am constipat0reD
<hypr> i cant get0r filez0r
<hypr> m0f
#2903 (-1/432) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD
#2933 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement
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