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<thumbtack> fucking fathers day
<thumbtack> THANKS DAD FOR CREATING ME, I LOVE WORKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME and LIFE IS SO PRECIOUSComment: #lost
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onkeybutt87: I mean... television provided me with one concept of the world
onkeybutt87: that all girls were commitment-obsessed and all you had to do to be a good boyfriend was to love them, listen to them, and always want to be with them
onkeybutt87: but that mindset, it made me a pretty jealous, clingy, and possessive boyfriend
onkeybutt87: I should sue
onkeybutt87: goddamn television |
#28567 (123/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning? |
#30343 (120/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this ultraviolet light on my gums, teeth or what not and he says:
<pcchew> "never use this on your skin, it'll burn it right off"
<pcchew> and i'm thinking "if it'd burn my skin off, why the fuck are you using on my gums you douche"
<r0nc0> lmaoComment: i hate the dentist
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#32499 (125/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> everyone seriously needs to turn on the discovery channel
<+snow_veil> artificial insemination
<+phul_ffxi> lol, ok mike
<+snow_veil> on horses
<+snow_veil> seriously
<+snow_veil> it amazes me that these people have to do this shit
<@BalefireX> snow_veil - not everyone is as impressed by horsecock as you are
<+snow_veil> haha
<+phul_ffxi> hehehe
<+snow_veil> they're on to horse poon right now
<+snow_veil> !!
* +snow_veil drools
<@BalefireX> dude
<@BalefireX> just.. dude
<+x24> my god snow
<+snow_veil> he's totally gonna fist this horse
<+x24> i was just watching that |
#14746 (123/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't |
#14761 (148/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deltax> your not to smart
<SofaKing> too smart
<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself |
#15913 (110/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Godless1> I didn't see it posted asshole
<StupidAsshole> did you ad hom me, or call me by my name? |
#17255 (91/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do
<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?
<isajeep> you can do that nick
<NickBlasta> sweet |
#17334 (111/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about |
#21588 (122/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> did u ever realize how gay the term "manhole" sounds?
<mindstorms> you know, like those thigns they go in to get to the sewer.
<mindstorms> it just sounds wrong.... |
#22075 (112/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJ> http://www.planetdaikatana.com/
<DJ> heh there's still an active daikatana community
<DOX> i think the term is satanic cult
<DOX> waiting for romero to return in his spaceship and take them to the promised land |
#28680 (123/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
larry <AUTO-REPLY> : sleeping so i can go to harlem 2morrow before werk... if im not at work by 12ish... call for NYPD help... code 412... white boy lost in harlem |
#30430 (169/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[PFY] One time at 5:50 I was sitting in my room with my girl and my comp goes "POP" and shuts off.
[risk] lol
[@beast] damn you remembered it to the minute
[PFY] I know the computer store near me closes at 6, so I just straight up and tell me girlfriend, we have to go
[@beast] haha
[risk] hahaha
[@robry] haha
[@robry] ownd
[risk] thats so quoted |
#30433 (120/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out what they CONTAIN! |
#159113 (119/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< orgthingy> wait a minute, domains expire? |
#159372 (166/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&EvilFixIt> orwell missed by a few years with 1984
<Rob> what year did he guess |
#181220 (135/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snowy_Duck> yup so i feel like a complete asshole now
<Snowy_Duck> i mean it was a complete accident
<Snowy_Duck> we just got back from a mission
<Snowy_Duck> sort of accidentally burned this family's house down
<SFLegend> Way to get the civilians on your side.
<Snowy_Duck> yea, i had just thrown their kids a soccer ball too
<Snowy_Duck> then the helicopters came to pick up the rest of the guys and they threw a smoke grenade to show them where they were
<Snowy_Duck> a little too close to this family's straw and grass barn
<Snowy_Duck> and with the helo's downdraft...
<Snowy_Duck> suddenly we had the village there trying to put it out and we hear on the radio the helo were saying "guys you need to get out of there, the entire city is coming down on you"
<Snowy_Duck> yea, so we feel bad about it
<Snowy_Duck> i've even got it on video...Comment: Snowy_Duck is in the US Army, deployed in Iraq.
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#257781 (217/519) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> December is just around the corner, and you know what that means.
<st0ned> Christmas?
<Kyle> no
<Kyle> DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2008 |
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<flameblade> when it comes to ground speed, humans are the ultimate tortoise to nearly every other animal's hare
<celti> ...yeah.
<celti> I'd like to see you design a bicycle for a rabbit, though. |
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<@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to sponsor their pens |
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<@Venkman> anyone here got experience of an intel atom CPU under general usage conditions?
<efum> you are in luck sir
<@Venkman> what's normal Windows usage like compared to a Core 2?
<efum> i merely meant sir that you are currently in #advice, the most powerful advisory medium on the internet
<@Venkman> you suck
<efum> i know |
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<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine. |
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<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy |
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<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one... |
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