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#15507 (121/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it? |
#16150 (126/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works...
<TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer
<TF-Carbon16> i loved it and...
<TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite
<TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random
<TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife
<TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me
<TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man
<TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;) |
#16417 (130/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
<nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
<Karyon> We're snaketrainers
<Karyon> you interested in becoming one?
<ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
<Karyon> really?
<ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
<Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath
<ZondrZout> I don't?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> thas your dick
<ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon! |
#16694 (149/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«FivePee»: brb gotta piss and get a cock
«FivePee»: omg
«FivePee»: get a coke
«Electronut»: rofl |
#16858 (164/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo |
#17327 (149/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass.
<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does
<Dragon-Beast> My case?
<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?
<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass |
#17885 (98/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
<Niteling> ?
<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn |
#22013 (144/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so? |
#24266 (129/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InvaderZ> Organisers of a children's beauty contest have agreed to remove the swimsuit and "sexy body" categories from the pageant after protests by child rights activists
<Samah> zim thats actually pretty bad
<Samah> because it should be the child's right to wear that if they want
<Samah> so really they're removing their rights
<InvaderZ> hahaha
<InvaderZ> it's ok Samah ... i like seeing 3 year olds in swim suits too
<InvaderZ> err I mean ... I don't ...
<InvaderZ> ahh .. I'M AWESOME
* InvaderZ leaves |
#27658 (118/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for MDS i though 'Hey, that means a job opening' |
#31953 (123/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just look at this messy code! What barbarians!"Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
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#294722 (139/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MorbidAngel> so my parents just made me watch 2 girls 1 cup.
<Valtieri> MA: I'm sorry?
<MorbidAngel> you dont wanna know -_-
<Valtieri> I know about 2g1c, but... they made you... what?
<nach> Re-enact it with his mother
<MorbidAngel> watch it
<MorbidAngel> You suck :/
<Valtieri> They *made* you watch it? Like, "Hey Matt, come sit down, see this"?
<MorbidAngel> pretty much
<MorbidAngel> they showed me some reactions first
<MorbidAngel> i was like "oh fuck, this is gunna suck"
<MorbidAngel> I just laughed the hole time, my dad was gagging XD
<Valtieri> ...what the FUCK?
<Valtieri> Why would they *want* you to watch that? And why would THEY?
<MorbidAngel> to see my reaction
<MorbidAngel> i guess
<MorbidAngel> lol
<Valtieri> MA, your parents are awesome.
<nach> MA, was it the first time you watched it?
<MorbidAngel> yeah
<MorbidAngel> for some reason i was just like "O.o..uh..you two are FUCKED" |
#297420 (110/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meph> gf just said "well im sooorrry i cant solve a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds"
<meph> then dumped me |
#303084 (156/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<happyman|sleep> man i was just thinking of something. it would be great to setup an entire irc server of nothing but bots. that appear to be real people. so when random people join the server. they can spend weeks there thinking they are really talking to people.. only to randomly come back every now and then and let all the people know they were all only bots
<+Wolvenhaven> lol
<+Wolvenhaven> i used to run a room called #someonewhocares
<+Wolvenhaven> and it was moderated
<+Wolvenhaven> with a bot which tried to convince people to suicide |
#311438 (5/63) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this companyComment: they work at red hat
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#30 (531/1240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine |
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<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him |
#722 (149/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models. |
#2854 (126/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air? |
#2911 (153/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Berzerker gets hungry
* Berzerker eats his e's
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr |
#4159 (119/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?
<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft |
#4599 (106/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\
*** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\ |
#4696 (124/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad |
#6060 (130/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.
<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos bites you. You die." |
#6569 (127/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp? |
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