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#61919 (169/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston?
<davidbloop> how'd u know my last name
<VerT`> davidbloop is davidbloop@1Cust216.tnt3.adl1.da.uu.net * David Johsnton
<Alizee> rofl david you spelt your name wrong
*** davidbloop has quit IRC (Quit: ) |
#62602 (141/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nippleboy> you really got that "cool chat girl that doesn't get hung-up on the same stupid crap as everyone else" down pat!
< nippleboy> <--- impressed!
< heathyr> it goes straight along with hardly paying attention |
#15181 (138/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong
<mute> red, that's what i tell my woman |
#15810 (119/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jon-> they need to put some quality warez and movies on microsoft.com
<Jon-> i get about 800k a sec from them |
#15973 (137/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s
<Fanboy> cool.
<PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337
<Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean? |
#16776 (134/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.
<Tjousk> only if it's loaded |
#17942 (133/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D
<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too
<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error
<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked
<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid
<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see |
#18346 (222/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<YourNick> anyone here know where i can download games for kids to play
<Xama> no idea
<Dave|sleep> try www.goatse.cx
<Dave|sleep> they have a wide variety of childrens' games
<Harbish> stop doing that to people!
<YourNick> why are you so evil
<YourNick> my kids were standing right here when that page opened
<YourNick> are you happy
<YourNick> asshole
<Dave|sleep> Incredibly.
<Dave|sleep> you mean "gaping asshole", right?
*** Parts: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<Josh> LOL!
<Dave|sleep> I AM WIN!
<Harbish> comedy |
#18953 (235/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> That's how I always play The Sims. I put one fat old guy and one little girl in a one room house and try to get her to pee in front of him. |
#21935 (129/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<APE> HOLY SHIT
<iphopper> ?
<APE> oh never mind, its a gummy bear
<iphopper> ....
<APE> can never be too sure about those green cancerous moles |
#25516 (125/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<kisama_> weirdo. |
#26242 (116/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> kNIGits (~knigits@dialup-214.69.221.203.acc07-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) has joined #lgl
<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is pleased |
#26283 (140/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/ |
#27945 (143/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MRAmes> In some lanuages I have used, a symbol like a circumflex ^ over the letter indicates a glottal stop.
[Eliezer] thus, "x-guh-2" means "x squared"
[Eliezer] (that was a joke)
<Gordon> really? I thought that jokes were funny. |
#28367 (127/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Macphisto> That'll do frenchman, that'll do.
<grinder> that's freedom-man to you, thank-you very much
<xunker> I was totally freedom'ing this chick last weekend...
* Macphisto sits down to watch "French Willy"
<Macphisto> It's about a whale in captivity.
<Macphisto> But all he does is smoke import cigarettes and curse at the viewer in french. |
#28471 (119/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<darkjedi> xandy: well - to repent - go spank the monkey for a while...that should get those impure thoughts from out of your head
<XanderDaWatcher> i dont have a monkey to spank :/
<XanderDaWatcher> oh |
#28963 (115/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> heh, my roommate's ex-gf has a blog but keeps moving it because we keep finding it by googling her horribly constant spelling mistakes..
<mef> google "egnore menchion" |
#29637 (128/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Auri> Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, those are the best brands.
<iganokage> we only have durex from those 3
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> I'll send you an unopened package of Lifestyles iga.
<iganokage> lol
<iganokage> no seriously, im fine :)
<iganokage> "hey sunny, capt sent me condoms from texas, wanna try em out?"
<iganokage> "O_O"
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> that'll work
<[TFCC]Captain_W0nder> just think of me when you're doing it\
* [TFCC]Captain_W0nder runs |
#31138 (131/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrSaturn> I think I'm gonna go to law school
<SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<MrSaturn> I wouldn't laugh, I'm incredibly intelligent and extremely good with people
<Catgirl[BTEG]> <SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Just saving Zee time. |
#32084 (199/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you |
#12430 (122/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lithium^> I always attract either scary men/ugly men/psychopaths
<Smess> what's your profile URL?
<Lithium^> Smess: gaydar/uk18
<Smess> "I like making new friends all the time, especially if you`re a big bear" - yep.. think I've found your problem. |
#13211 (145/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PJ> Ok
<PJ> let me get this straight...
<PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during sex?
<Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much |
#14442 (120/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<harb> I wanna sleep. Forever.
<Danelope> Yeah.
<Danelope> Where is cryogenics when you need it?
<Danelope> "Wake me up in 50 years. Everyone I know will be dead."
<harb> There's this CryoLife company here that was hiring a sysadmin.
<harb> But they didn't email me back.
<Danelope> Hahah.
<harb> I was hoping that'd be part of the benefits package...
<Danelope> <harb> I was grabbing the latest debian pkg when something hung.
<Danelope> <harb> And now all of the coolant systems are down. And the pods are starting to melt.
<Danelope> <harb> ...
<Danelope> <harb> Fux0r.
<harb> hahaha
<Danelope> * harb runs away. |
#14745 (131/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing |
#14953 (120/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean |
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