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#61270 (168/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out
<sdouble> aol |
#67318 (128/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Anitox> IE doesnt support appendChild does it?
<StyleZed> my girlfriends womb does apparently.
<StyleZed> i've managed to append 2 so far.
<Biomech> ive managed to inheritChild myself :P |
#12169 (141/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake!
<Guyp> hmmm
<Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :( |
#13461 (158/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zok> who here has an ip address?
<Mortimer> me
<Zok> i didnt ask you |
#15070 (150/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
<maladono> never
<Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<
<Venom|WorkProblem> lol
<Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.
<maladono> im no slut!
<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited. |
#16975 (137/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright |
#19724 (135/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jacs> I can't sleep with him and then see him leave in six days. too much. I may go to Toronto in the fall though..so..we'll see.
<sirgreg> that's too bad.
<jacs> but who knows...I could just kick him out of my car and fuck him on the transcanada.
<sirgreg> they lied. Romance isn't dead. |
#22373 (126/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that"
<Pioneer> then something calld 600k cable came along
<Pioneer> and lanpartays
<Lazesharp> 80gb, ill never fill that...
<Lazesharp> thats what i said before i remembered that i didnt have a life |
#23436 (143/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dark_Veteran> afk stopping housemate burn the house down |
#23481 (129/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial difference
<Darth-Phenom> Pigmentally challenged is the correct term
<Squinky> Actually pigmentally challenged implies a lack of pigmentation
<Darth-Phenom> Squinky, they aren't called "coloured folk" for nothing
<Darth-Phenom> Oh, fuck
<Darth-Phenom> I just out-stupided myself |
#25243 (110/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen |
#27962 (126/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
<FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
<Brentai> Exactly. |
#28319 (122/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it |
#29355 (157/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<soylent> Chemical Ali captured
<soylent> i thought they had killed him
<clay> they killed him three times
<clay> he committed suicide once or twice
<clay> He is the king of spades and No. 5 in the deck of cards issued by the military of the 55 most-wanted Iraqis.
<clay> there are 52 cards in a deck
<clay> plus two jokers i guess
<clay> whats the other one
<clay> the little card that tells you how to play two card games
<clay> i wonder who got stuck with that winner
<clay> probably the guy who brought saddam his morning slippers |
#30176 (150/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sodae> vh1 illustrated = cheney + bush im convo = classic
<clay> you + keyboard = mistake |
#13097 (147/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC?
<Swigh> You dumb fuck |
#13883 (113/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nall> I'm so confused everytime I come in here. Either stop changing your names, or like, start cybering with me, so I fucking remember you. |
#14602 (140/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wilik> I should make a virus
<Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer
<Fishbait> rofl
<Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible
<Fishbait> err virus
<Wilik> rofl
<Wilik> yea
<Wilik> it goes in
<Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi
<Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god
<Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn
<Wilik> and crash wmp |
#15450 (134/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet
<merl> we've adapted
<merl> webbed feet n shit |
#16509 (133/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<yesyouam> marijuana and unix permissions don't mix |
#16923 (127/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago
<MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up
<MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin around
<MrPuppy> they prolly saw me
<MrPuppy> i heard them laughing |
#19692 (143/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
·jliechty· all right, i'm so fucking bored now
·jliechty· this sucks
•bryce• go and get a deer head to mount
·jliechty· sounds like a good idea
·jliechty· where can i find one?
•bryce• on a deer |
#20341 (122/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<donovan> but there may be a new exploit released while I'm sleeping, is what I am afraid of
<donovan> I sure would go to the kitchen to get a snack but if I leave my computer, odds are 99% I'll be portscanned
<sealie> wouldnt that be what to call paranoia at its finest |
#20804 (136/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@KaZaA> haha, elephante12 has a homeless chick for a girlfriend :p
<+elephante12> shadap
<@KaZaA> you know i'm just kidding :D
<keyb0red> hey hey, there are some advantages to having a homeless chick for a girlfriend
<keyb0red> after going out, you can drop her off anywhere! |
#22995 (137/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nover> I think methamphetimines is the only word over 5 letters you hobags know how to spell |
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