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#4329 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** @pHaT|B33R is now known as @pHaT|ZzZz
<@JumperXL> later
<@JumperXL> nite drunkard
<@ismell> l8
<@JumperXL> thats irc dedication. smashed off his gord but still changes his nick to ZzZz before he passes out.
#5501 (124/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> word to your mother.
<maff> especially on mothers day.
#5590 (149/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: lick_me_man (sss@202.146.243.202)
<@splicer|work> lick_me_man: <-- one of the lesser known superheroes
#6266 (153/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
#7466 (124/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a
sledgehammer
#8322 (150/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie"
<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
<ac> ...
<ac> not a good thing
#9347 (144/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types
"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."
and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
#10456 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Starscream> okay, you guys suck and blow simultaneously, making you all
excellent trumpet players.
#10964 (139/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
#41 (291/655) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS
#1097 (287/644) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine.
[D1] when everyone was playing for pogs
[D1] I put down my slammer
[D1] and it started a huge trend
[D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers
[Guilty] You put it on the pile?
[D1] yeah
[Guilty] Thats just stupid
[D1] I was a high roller.
(McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics?
[D1] yes
#1169 (148/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
(konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
#1828 (123/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
#2047 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?
#3448 (140/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> you know what makes me laugh
<timmo> web cam chicks
<timmo> who try to lick their own nipples
<timmo> but fall short
#3560 (132/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evilbadz> can i show you my function?
<DAL9000> never on a first date.
#3757 (139/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?
<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
#3870 (158/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?
#4786 (154/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
#8150 (133/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vertinox> idiocy is relative
<Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else
<Vertinox> everyone has some one superior
<Vertinox> in some way
<Joe_> What about the guy who is the best?
<Joe_> Who is his superior?
<PyroRaven> That would be me
#8929 (120/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
<strung> ill use that excuse next time
#9474 (128/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
#10058 (142/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
#11206 (135/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fm> they say if you do the same thing over and over again .. you'll get sick of it. I've been cutting school for more days then I can count and I'm not sick of it yet
#11580 (126/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
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