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#113837 (80/168) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Chelsea: ...why do I always check Yahoo's bulk folder when I know that almost nothing goes in there that I'd actually want?
William: dunno
Chelsea: I've been getting an unusual amount(read:two per day) of spam mail that doesn't get redirected there lately, though.
William: Well, the spammers change their tactics every so often
Chelsea: Yeah
Chelsea: Their "try to sell Viagra to a female" tactic hasn't changed, though :p
#215554 (258/574) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
conquistador: seriously i think i've seen atleast 25% of all the amateur lesbian porn in the world in the past 48hrs
conquistador: my dick isn't even chaffing anymore and if i robbed a bank they wouldn't get any prints
#298781 (67/141) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jasabella> i been using my coco chanel perfume lol
<jimster> o, fancy
<jasabella> ya, i got it for free anyways and i've barely used it
<jasabella> might as well use it rather than let it evaporate away
<FOXX> Actually, the ONLY way to use perfume is to let it evaporate away.
#302907 (104/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
hawq: link to news story "chair-maims-girl-by-anal-penetration"
Orange_Ribbon: caused the gas cylinder in the chair to explode
Orange_Ribbon: WHAT!?!?!?v Gas Cylinder!!
Manoel: Why would they need a gas cylinder in the chair?
Skynet: I was under the assumption that's how gas lift chairs worked, with a gas cylinder.
FetusChrist: Guess what I have in common with a chair
Zoidberg: Explosive gas?
#309849 (47/95) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bish0p_> The problem with European History is that there is too goddamn much of it.
#13475 (139/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Q3 arena test
<Aximili> What is it?
<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?
<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is
<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know
<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P
<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?
<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
#17176 (154/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me
#18600 (165/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Makes> that was real cute, asshole
<Fansy> Thank you!
<Makes> welcome to ignore
<Fansy> one time a friend ignored me for 2 days
<Fansy> it was some serious cold-shouldering
<Fansy> I was so bothered by it, whenever I called his house and he hung up I would just keep talking prteending he was there
<Fansy> until the BEEP BEEP BEEP sound anyway
<Fansy> You know Makes, I feel like I could tell you anything
*** Makes sets mode: +m
#18616 (143/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
#18704 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for so long
<rawrbaby> shit.. wrong window
#24056 (142/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> i love you
<adorecm> i love you too.
<whitcomb> aww...
<whitcomb> let's make babies
<adorecm> okie
<adorecm> who leads?
<whitcomb> you mean, since we're not physiologically capable of making babies?
<whitcomb> me
#24223 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rtype> u cnt hx me u hv no pwr
<rtype> nt evn th engn frm ur polo wl sav u
<[G]eM-TeC> the strange thingy is that i understand you
#24647 (117/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!'
<Mara> and then I'm like.....hey.....what's this at my feet
<Mara> it's the cable, I kept knockin' it out
<Mara> *phew*
#24966 (150/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb.
<alerith> send pics
<alerith> oh
<alerith> i thought you said your sister
#28750 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some chick then i hear "hey, mow the lawn today"
<@n0th1ng> and im like WTF
#28978 (166/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fastb> lol apple have the g5 out. its must be slower than the p4 because they have so many more revisions to get through! next up is h1, h2, h3, h4, h5 then i1, i2... up to p1, p2, p3, p4! LOL!
<kev[0]> I just read that three times and I think I'm dumber for it.
#29421 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school
<SeraphicMirth> those are good ages
<Frank> for cooking!
<Frank> i mean babysitting
#31289 (220/488) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(&Remmy) root@remmy:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
(&Remmy) make
(&Remmy) make install
#70 (230/510) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
#397 (182/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."
#2132 (130/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one.
<Thom> Ach. Dang.
<DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole.
<puchiko> It is.
<DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
#2378 (131/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation
(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad
(rageboy) you are having a house party..
(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying
(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink
(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?
(vrs) is he a good friend
(vrs) ?
(rageboy) yeah
(vrs) do you like the girl?
(rageboy) no no..
(rageboy) i was the one fucking
#2732 (143/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/
#2912 (156/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?
#3937 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name
*** amit is now known as newname
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