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#8242 (135/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<justin> we found a burger king with internet access
<\slash> "free with any purchase"
<\slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or something
<justin> haha
<\slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with those?" |
#9331 (165/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat?
<mattlesko> let me look
<mattlesko> pg. 130
<mattlesko> "stop sucking cock" |
#10930 (151/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor" |
#34090 (182/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive.........
<PsyMar> yeah,try reformattingComment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#39441 (153/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadMhetoric> Bittorrent is the best thing ever.
<RedParatroopa> Is that a Pokemon?Comment: studio64.yi.org, #tmk
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#42344 (149/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KursK> can I ask a very dumb question? =)
<stickman> I think you just did :-) |
#43486 (120/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Smith) If you would like to kick someone from this chat room for whatever reason, you can by typing "/quit kick namehere reason" without the " " marks. Ex: /quit kick bob being stupid and annoying
• Quits: sl4yer (Morph6445@9CE85.827C4E.1FB30D20.IP) [QUIT: Smith idiot]
• Quits: Children_Of_Bodom (Morph5799@20E928.899F7CD.AC9BADB2.IP) [QUIT: kick Children_Of_Bodom Can i kick myself lol]
• Quits: Big_Lebowski (Joe_Nobody@p2p-8BC44.dnvr.qwest.net) [QUIT: kick necro i hate him]
• Quits: infamouseric (infamouser@p2p-89C5D.dial1.cincinnati1.level3.net) [QUIT: kick streetracer bahhh] |
#43492 (123/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@ddew|bofh) heh, I really need to get out more. I just ogt annoyed that a truck was revving it's engine outside so I went out to check what was going on. Turns out that the apartment next to mine was on fire and the truck I heard was one of 3 fireengines :) |
#43604 (125/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now
<Rob-iwiwc> think that might cause an increase in catholics?
<@HPZ> Rob-iwiwc: that's a damned good idea. They should've planned it that way.
<@HPZ> What a brilliant recruitment strategy.
<sprawl_gnome> worked for JesusComment: #fark
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#45988 (113/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> my friends who are "sleeping" now in the house screwed me
<sEcretz> they dont know i have a keylogger on
<sEcretz> and i can read that they went and signed on my email
<sEcretz> then on my msn and were like "I fuckn 0wn you biatches" and im like omg.... thats my sister!
<sEcretz> now while they are sleeping. i signed on thier email. sent messages to services@secret.gov and it was like "Im an arabian terrorist. i will bomb the internet! i have coded a /etc/bomb that will deactive in /uptime seconds! bewarn. this is the last message"
<sEcretz> that will teach them not to log on my laptop :(
<icenix> hey, doesnt that log your ip?
<sEcretz> fuck. |
#46328 (120/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Darien> topside and I are sorting out our differences with suitable application of force
<topside> force my ass
<WarMachine> that's just too easy |
#49684 (144/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Shinobu) pants
• Amber looks down
(Amber) yesh, i remembered 'em |
#49732 (221/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TennisJump: i can't believe you said 1337
TennisJump: at camp in a conversation
TennisJump: even worse
TennisJump: I was the only one laughing
Fazfly: yea, your pathetic |
#50801 (149/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
scythen32: man
scythen32: having ap stats at the end of the day is killer
so far gone fia: sounds like it might be
scythen32: it's like you've been wandering in a desert for ages
scythen32: the sun beats down harshly on your exposed skin
scythen32: you're exhausted, your throat parched parched
scythen32: you reach the top of a dune, and hark! civilization!
scythen32: water, shelter
scythen32: it's all there
scythen32: just a bit further...
scythen32: and then this guy comes out of nowhere and kicks you in the nuts |
#50831 (160/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«@cv_otaku» Hey, does anyone know how long Chinese can go in the refrigerator before it goes bad?
«@Tdot[Comic]» ...people or food? |
#52891 (176/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JimmyJ> Ken: Your sister is so damn hot... I want to rape her for hours and hours...
<Ken1> AutoReply from Ken1: I am currently away, but my sister would be happy to give me your message.
<JimmyJ> OH CRAP! |
#56032 (175/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ian> is it weird for a 15 year old girl to have homemade porn of her boyfriend cumming on her laptop
<daniel> Probably
<daniel> I mean. I guess there could be a laptop fetish out there.
<daniel> oh
<daniel> wait
<heather> :)
<daniel> I completely parsed that wrong
<Ian> yeah the porn is on her laptop
<heather> I was gonna say, why would you do that to a laptop
<daniel> I know, but that's how I read it
<daniel> and I was thinking "Well, I guess someone out there jerks off on laptops"
<Unosuke> laptops are warm >>;
* Unosuke gets a point for makeing everyone feel uncomfortable
<zmeiat_joro> soooo...
<zmeiat_joro> the guy doesn't really cum on her laptop?
<Unosuke> poor laptopComment: #qc
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#56161 (160/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apophis> "marry such women as seem good to you, 2, 3, or 4, or if you fear you will not do justice (between them) then marry only one or what your right hand possesses"
<Apophis> am I correct in understanding this Koran passage to say, "Marry 2, 3, or 4 hot babes, or, if you can't handle them, either marry just one of them, or jerk off."
<Apophis> if so, I could get used to islam.
<olaf> lol
<Apophis> its win-win
<Apophis> either I get multiple hot babes, or I can masturbate without sinning |
#57854 (156/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RuKK> now, as far as measuring the temp of them
<RuKK> your pain threshhold is around 65-75 celcius
<RuKK> thats too hot.
<RuKK> so - the rule of thumb for voltage regulators being - much like sex - if it hurts, it may be a problem.Comment: #hardware on efnet
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#60444 (265/543) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs
<jonbo> that's nice to know
<Jonathan> no problem.. :D
<[Ex0r]> so does mine
<Jonathan> nice nipples too
<[Ex0r]> mine too
<Jonathan> Wait, exor your gf doesnt live in Lower Marion right?
<[Ex0r]> yes, she does
<jonbo> Exor doesn't know
<Jonathan> uhm.. her name isn't Suzie is it?
<jonbo> that his gf and jonathan
<[Ex0r]> ...
<[Ex0r]> yes, it is suzie
<Jonathan> Fuck you.
<jonbo> do it in his van every sunday?
<[Ex0r]> you bastard |
#70403 (223/459) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<morphie> tovarich!
<kroesjnov> vodka!
<morphie> da!
<kroesjnov> ah, the russian three way handshake :) |
#76119 (211/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eldritch> my friend
<Eldritch> calls tech support for his ISP
<Eldritch> 'cuase hes getting packet loss
<Eldritch> they tell him his hard drive is probably full
<Eldritch> and that he should delete some things
<Eldritch> so he says to the guy
<Eldritch> he has a 60 gig hard drive and only 30 is used
<Eldritch> the rep says
<Eldritch> "thats alot"
<Eldritch> and that half is about the point where things start to mess upComment: Adelphia internet
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#81484 (221/451) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass.
<Trinexx> I tried to install Xubuntu on it, and it gave me an OOM error.
<Panoz> xubuntu?
<|BAD| hack attack> wtf is a OOM error?
<Trinexx> oh right, I forgot that you're all idiots. Nevermind. |
#33587 (213/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow
(JohnnyM) that's strange, she's usually good with her hands! |
#33653 (223/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Yusuke akfjl;fdsjfdsjfsdjfdlsks
<Yusuke> damn my cat got on the comp keyboard
* Yusuke was kicked by Recon (stop Spamming!)
* Yusuke has joined #roleplay
<Yusuke> recon
<Yusuke> i did not spam
<Recon> tell your cat to stop spammin
<Yusuke> i know but recon does not have to kick me
<Shavnir> but Kicking a cat would be animal cruelty |
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