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<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername? |
#54313 (192/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dewfus> I'm hungry...let's eat stuff!
<Hoop> Hooray!
***Dewfus is now known as Dewfus|Cake
***Hoop is now known as Hoop|Soup
***Shack_Wheel is now known as Shack_Wheel|Cheese
***Moflucker is now known as Moflucker|Pussy |
#54839 (161/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<karaipantsu> augh
<karaipantsu> I've been up since 3 in the morning today, and needed some something to keep me awake, ya?
<karaipantsu> So I go to the coffee room, and I'm like, "Oh hey, a big bowl of sugar", and dumped a bunch in my mouth.
<karaipantsu> Non-dairy creamer. D: |
#54846 (181/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<redrum> the last urmom joke I told blew up in my face
<redrum> turned out the guys mom was dead
<redrum> he told me to get my dick out of the urn |
#56318 (167/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
KhaosIsOrder: you suck
xyzzy: for a nominal fee |
#66954 (180/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* eml pokes suve in the eye
<@suve> :O
<@eml> No, you mean .O |
#73986 (292/600) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Cuntipede> I'm going back in time
<&Cuntipede> then I'm going to impregnate your mom
<&Cuntipede> you can call me daddy
<@ToeCutter> dad, can i have money?
<&Cuntipede> no, fuck you |
#15519 (160/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ouija> He likes to hit on girls
<ouija> and then go like
<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER! |
#15906 (183/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came
in. We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed. They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work
of Shakespeare. |
#16256 (161/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire
<mrfrosty> if you know what i mean
<mrfrosty> and if you do, let me know |
#17642 (157/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus! |
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<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word
<@Son_Gohan> its even worse then w00t
<Zeph> woot pwnz |
#21767 (169/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evil1> Watching comedy Inc is like beating yourself in the genetals with a brick: It's really, REALLY good. When you STOP. |
#22131 (198/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay
<LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P
<mg|Nibble> yup
<LeadOP-Toast> kk :)
<LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P
<mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me
<LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then
<LeadOP-Toast> :P
<mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :) |
#28303 (168/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MSN-02> MARCUS!
<MSN-02> HELP!
<MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!
<Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!
<MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one.
<MSN-02> Ah...
<MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...
<MSN-02> >_<
<Marcus> ...
<Marcus> Too late to take it back now. |
#28902 (156/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rzr_grl_> look, i'm replicating
<@synec> in public?
<@synec> have you no shame? |
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<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess
<MiDGeT`> but cooler
<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing |
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<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry. |
#31801 (159/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chiffy> hah
<Chiffy> I was at a local skateboard shop with my mom
<Chiffy> and I look up and see a deck with a picture of a drunk mexican screwing a crocodile and I laugh
<Chiffy> she looks up
<Chiffy> and mentions something like 'oh animal planet crocodile guy'
<Chiffy> it took about 5 seconds for her to go 'uh, wait' |
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<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahahaComment: #fark on irvingnet
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<slinter^movie> do u have a good porn site?
<Deviant`> i just use a mirror |
#13841 (191/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been
pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?
<ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then
MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights,
Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking
maple syrup.
<ignatz> The rest is history. |
#16369 (155/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes |
#19316 (158/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Mortaneous> then there's all those damned clones...
EndersShadow> Boba Fetts/Jango Fetts all over da place
ladmoe> what clones? I don't like clones. they're so...cloneish.
Mortaneous> Boba and Jango... sounds like rednecks to me
EndersShadow> who better to be bounty hunters
Mortaneous> true
ladmoe> yesssuh, we dont like no aliens around heah!
EndersShadow> wellllll, lookeeee here. We got ourselves a Wookie!!!!!
ladmoe> you bes' get youhself a haircut, boy!
Mortaneous> hoo-boy, dem's good eats
EndersShadow> You've got a purty tentacle |
#23927 (145/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time
<Paralysis> search for the keyword "gothic" |
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