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#69682 (183/367) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nobd> i was just playing hide and go seek with my fish
<nobd> he won
<rolib> You? Outsmarted by a fish? I couldn't imagine. |
#138939 (99/193) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zaphod> All games are crap with a gamepad.
<Zaphod> I'd like to have a go on a steering wheel setup, just once.
<PetrDoubt> Get one!
<Nugget> it makes a world of difference
<PetrDoubt> It's really, really nice.
<Zaphod> nah, not worth buying one.
<Zaphod> But when they start making real cars with cursor keys instead of steering wheels, I'll be ready! |
#140978 (326/668) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kittynoy> One day I'd need to explore the part of the room that isn't the couch... |
#246702 (81/159) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<w00bi> wait question
<w00bi> if you dont masturbate, dont you have a wet dream?
<sash> i assume
<Drunken_irishman> i wouldnt know
<w00bi> I've never had a wet dream
<doubledown> i wouldnt know
<sba> no idea |
#299153 (118/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I have decided that I much prefer to develop using OpenGL than Direct3D
<Sohcahtoa> OpenGL code just feels so much cleaner.
<Fandang0-> what are you developing
<Sohcahtoa> So far, nothing, really. Just learning the API.
<TeamR> a girl simulator
<zokum> a girl simulator? that'd be 1% opengl code for it to look photo realistic, the rest will have to be fuzzy logic and random routies, and of course, a memory module that records all errorsComment: #wow, EFnet
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#11981 (162/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer. |
#12004 (165/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds. |
#13483 (125/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.
<DET> all I got was channel info
<DjLizard> :D
<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info. |
#14202 (172/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to
<flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream.
<mrg> mmmm, ice cream
<6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise
<6> leads to SUFFERING
<mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete! |
#14668 (202/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!" |
#15491 (144/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them |
#15699 (180/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>
<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease
affecting millions |
#15930 (178/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
<intokbles> im from argentina,
<nobody> its ok jose
<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
<nobody> : )
<nobody> actually it is goof |
#16277 (188/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elinsox> dude my boss rules
<mrwhite> with an iron fist
<legacy> and a big black strapon |
#19539 (215/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Eldoran : Umm lets see, it was recess during 4th grade and I was reading Return of the King, I think it was at the breaching of the gate.. but thats beside the point
Eldoran : Then a quasi friend in my class approaches me, and tries to "call me out"...
Eldoran : and I'm ignoring him... so he snatches my book from me and throws it on the ground.
CptAwesome : So you stabbed him
Eldoran : Hes standing square to me, with his fists up, and I step foward snap kick him in the crotch, then follow thru on the motion bringing my other legs knee up to his decending chin
CptAwesome : then you stabbed him?
Eldoran : No :{
CptAwesome : so, when the hell did you stab him?
Eldoran : I never did!
CptAwesome : Then how was this a fight? |
#24997 (131/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NekoGuy deletes his candidate for goddess episodes
<NekoGuy> good bye... Kinza...
<Cyber_Akuma> moron, burn them
<NekoGuy> No CDR drive
<NekoGuy> I'm poor
<Cyber_Akuma> if you have no cdr drive
<Cyber_Akuma> how will you burn the mandrake isos?
<NekoGuy> Isobuster
<Cyber_Akuma> I dont think you can isntall an os by emulatiing the cd drive
<NekoGuy> fuck.
<NekoGuy> Your right
<NekoGuy> SHIT |
#25601 (159/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^Tony_Soprano^> TommyT, we all knw that all girls on mirc are guys, all guys are guys, and little boys are FBI agents |
#27216 (177/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'?
<tetsugin> mk = ok - o + m
<Fig> I just remebered why I quit algebra. |
#32519 (195/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Naked_Eye> Anyone got the nude patch for "Barbie horse adventures"? |
#33216 (219/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chiDEEZE> go fuck yourself
<mindstorms> itd be cool if there was somoene named "yourself"
<mindstorms> and he was like constantly being raped |
#790 (182/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL YOUR CHILDREN" |
#2037 (144/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them. otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction |
#2355 (148/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit
<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"
<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it |
#3935 (2345/4985) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable |
#5068 (175/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking |
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