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#7990 (150/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement.
<Prophet> Oh my
<Prophet> What do you use them for?
<mordac> They really bring the room together, you know? |
#8076 (179/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time
<Embercide> some guy was like "greetings" so i said "hail"
<Embercide> he asked "how art thee"
<Embercide> and i didnt know wtf to say so i made it look like i logged out |
#8644 (130/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods |
#8726 (164/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking
<mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers" |
#32 (554/1156) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me |
#93 (263/538) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat? |
#440 (182/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk |
#3673 (167/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go. |
#4236 (176/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SaeNoDa> but I wont
<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?
<mightyflo> winning? |
#5407 (153/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback |
#6967 (180/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle. |
#7477 (180/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume |
#7936 (194/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood) |
#8093 (158/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time? |
#8343 (152/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid
<Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look. |
#102068 (85/165) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Geist: I installed a personal wiki yesterday.
Geist: And man...
Geist: Vandalism just isn't the same. |
#299429 (96/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< ChOwToo> elle, did you really understand the augmented Turing machine argument the other day in that other channel? Or were you just pretending?
<@elle> what?
* ChOwToo feels relievedComment: #VerbalAbuse @ Undernet
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#301383 (68/128) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biff> i bought a server off ebay this past friday, and they said SHIPPED WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS
<Biff> i'm still waiting for a response, a tracking number, ANYthing...
<Biff> and this seller has like, a 99.99% positive rating, with like, 60,000+ ratings
<Biff> i'm gonna turn that shit into 99.98 |
#34785 (177/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet? |
#37801 (130/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kurt> hahaha
<kurt> i just looked outside and the guy with two 200+ pound irish wolfhounds is walking them without leashes, hes just carrying a big piece of chicken that they're following around |
#39598 (133/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and didn't know what to say after sex. Luckily, she spoke first. She looked into my eyes, and said, "Baaaaaaa" |
#43574 (157/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
MySeLf169: today we had softball practice
MySeLf169: and while we were playing, a group of guys from a nearby high school drove by
MySeLf169: and yelled "softball's for pussies!"
MySeLf169: so I replied "fuck you, you bastards!" and flipped them off
MySeLf169: then it hit me
MySeLf169: the softball team I was on was for my church
MySeLf169: and the senior minister was on our team
MySeLf169: I think I'll sit in the back this sunday.... |
#48613 (163/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xcham> I got spam for penis enlargement pills today
<xcham> the sender name was "Freud"
<xcham> "... this is very interesting. perhaps my mother sent it to me"Comment: #adium @ freenode
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#50582 (124/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zuri> They sell older versions of their antivirus in Spanish, that's why I use the one in English (well, it's not even for me, it's for my mom, I use Linux)
<stilist> sure you use linux... that's like saying you're buying a dildo `for a friend' ;) |
#50815 (197/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+mahangu> i have a theory
<+mahangu> linux geeks are better in bed
<+mahangu> seriously, take a guy who spends _hours_, even _days_ troubleshooting his ethernet card
<+mahangu> isn't he going to be more likely to find the clitoris?Comment: #freenode on irc.freenode.net
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