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#13900 (157/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee.
<Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul
<Spriggan|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church |
#14632 (158/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?
<Adie> owwwie
<Cel|Work> its quick
<HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast
<HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties |
#15785 (171/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my computer |
#15961 (163/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ninth> creed is the cutting edge
<JtHM> just cuz they make you want to slit your wrists doesn't make them cutting edge |
#19112 (122/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<websloth> i'm going to invent a "dewey decimal system" for organizing porn
<morganj> my uncle had one.
<morganj> you can't have 23 gigs of jpgs without one. |
#25094 (189/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ljl> Linux Barbie - comes with a Tux keychain, a set of Distro on CDs, a set of linux stickers for the computer, and be dressed in a linuxy t-shirt and jeans
* val wants Linux Barbie to have recorded messages
<ljl> "lets build a custom kernel"
<val> "Compiling is easy!"
<jennyw> Of course, Linux Barbie would be programmable. But you'd have to figure out how to connect to her over a serial connection without X.
<jennyw> Then there'd be skipper, her little script kiddie sister ...
<ljl> skipper: "I 0wn3d dads Windoze box, and I can print his checks" |
#25624 (178/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(timmo) her boobies are fake
(timmo) ;[
[nyisles] hmm
[nyisles] are they photoshopped
[nyisles] ?
[Guilty] No
[Guilty] They're implants |
#29945 (157/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart |
#30394 (231/465) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(SnapScan): hablais español?
(Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi |
#151403 (284/576) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bob_work> Well, that was a disturbing message on the AS400
<Bob_work> "System Operator not found."
<Bob_work> I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
<Bob_work> LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!!!
<GeekSoldier> haha.
<GeekSoldier> you've got an existentialist mainframe.Comment: #If it starts singing "Still Alive", I'm outta here.
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#299740 (158/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Plagman> well calls on my phone tend to panic its kernel since the last modifications I made
<Plagman> but nethack plays great. |
#300299 (124/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<welandB> I love how on fukung there are image files of ascii art.
<welandB> We've come full circle. |
#63 (310/631) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet |
#96 (261/529) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire |
#851 (184/367) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual |
#1201 (233/470) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club |
#1514 (146/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<studmuffn> whenever people talk about ethics the sentences get longer |
#1763 (136/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder
*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net |
#2015 (164/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish.... |
#2495 (156/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal? |
#2601 (177/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed
<Violus> woah, sweet
* Violus installs ICQ |
#2877 (192/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak |
#6715 (185/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tajador> I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me |
#7964 (163/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt?
<akii> does walt get unfrozen?
<nigd> haahha
<nigd> how pissed would you be
<nigd> "IM ALIVE!"
<nigd> "yes"
<nigd> "Did you cure me?"
<nigd> "no"
<nigd> "Why unfreeze me then?"
<nigd> "You're going broke"
<nigd> "fuck." |
#8719 (181/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window. |
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