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#3852 (189/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling |
#4402 (167/329) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war. |
#4447 (147/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity
<happy> flip the bits, STAT
<Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware
<thirtyseven|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this shit up. |
#5113 (157/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers |
#7282 (152/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy ) i love the internet
( Fuzzy ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
( Fuzzy ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight
( Fuzzy ) thoroughly laid
( `46and2 ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n |
#7499 (172/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE |
#8502 (157/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doc> hmm.. AOL has this great new thing where you can chat with your friends online!
<Bru> yeah I saw the ad on TV. that would be cool - then I wouldn't have to chat with this bunch of losers and social misfits |
#8537 (248/496) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard
<jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison
<jackal-> omg
<jackal-> bad cat |
#9172 (154/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl
<coldacid> now when i piss
<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine
<nover> damn that has to suck
<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles
<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid
<coldacid> yes
<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing |
#9185 (174/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself |
#9239 (166/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<oneiros> Damn it.
<oneiros> I do not understand this.
<Kyle> Uh oh.
<jwbozzy> ...
<Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again. |
#11130 (216/431) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit
the ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say
"Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to
molest me. |
#11395 (140/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck
<dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.
<SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D
<SA-Metathrom> Hehe
<dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem
<SA-MoP> lol ok |
#791 (218/438) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought would be funny to include in my skin graft |
#1680 (180/358) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what josh is pissed about
<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles
<josho> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye |
#2366 (211/422) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking
<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log |
#6546 (169/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<boXlor> "stfu" ? |
#7106 (137/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there
(Lanfear) what concert?
(Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials
(zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.
(Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually
(Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others
(Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'? |
#7877 (175/348) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive. |
#7902 (162/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL! |
#9190 (185/368) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.) |
#11604 (161/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now
<Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY |
#89351 (279/565) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday party... |
#109825 (413/845) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<||bass> irl convo snippet between lenina and me
<||bass> lenina: why don't you ever say my name when you cum?
<||bass> lenina: why can't you be like "oh yea hilary hilary you saved the world!"
<||bass> me: oh yes yes hilary yes! you saved the world!
<||bass> me: ...
<||bass> me: press B to begin a new quest!
<||bass> lenina: arrrghhh!Comment: #nobodysworld on irc.deltaanime.net
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#213368 (260/524) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> so i click download?
<FoolsLove> <FoolsLove> yes.
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> so do i click downlaod?
<FoolsLove> <FoolsLove> yes
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> are you sure i click download?
<FoolsLove> <FoolsLove> yes
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> i clicked close
<FoolsLove> After I stopped rofling, I told him he had to go through one of the links to download it, and after I gave him a link to the post, he kept asking if he was supposed to click it.
<FoolsLove> I finally told him "No, don't click it"
<FoolsLove> and he said "I clicked it" |
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