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#18865 (150/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Demosthenes> one of the members of n'sync is going up in a russian rocket and visiting the space station?
<Demosthenes> if aliens come and find him out there, they'll blow up our planet for sure.
<Captain Scurv> heh
<Captain Scurv> hopefully just the station
<Demosthenes> naw, there would still be 4 nsync members on the surface.
<Demosthenes> they'd have to take out the whole planet to be safe. |
#19693 (178/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jliechty> all right, i'm so fucking bored now
<jliechty> this sucks
<bryce> go and get a deer head to mount
<jliechty> sounds like a good idea
<jliechty> where can i find one?
<bryce> on a deer |
#22243 (189/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<windows_macgeek> What mods can you do with a Sega Genesis?
<InvisableMan> dude, its not like its an xbox...
<windows_macgeek> Dude, dude dude DUUUDE, I dont care what it's not like, I just wanna know how I can MOD it.
<InvisableMan> well i have a good one just for you:
<InvisableMan> 1) pour gasolene all over it.
<InvisableMan> 2) light it on fire
<InvisableMan> and tada! your new-age contemporary space heater is all done!
<InvisableMan> i also have an idea about where you can stick it, too. |
#28954 (230/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed!
flyinbri: this is brians mother
knockout: oh...fuck, bye |
#29867 (225/415) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really |
#32105 (208/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<linnaford> i went fishing
<linnaford> how exciting is that?
<linnaford> with my 3 year old neice and my sister who decided not to wear a bra
<tlozoot> whoooah
<tlozoot> she's trying to get pregnant again? |
#32286 (326/606) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gorilla> yeah, you have to treat RAM like a 13 year old sex slave
<gorilla> you want to be firm, but not rough
<gorilla> apply pressure until fully inserted
<gorilla> and if you hear anything crack, you probably did some damageComment: #gamesurge @ irc.gamesurge.net
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#288 (272/505) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man |
#1244 (207/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system |
#1634 (215/396) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<harb> Polybeastiality? Is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow? |
#2300 (234/432) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again
<Monkie> =|
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
<Vern> lol
<notlosman> lol
<notlosman> hahahhaah
<Monkie> actaully
<Monkie> yes
<Monkie> =| |
#2368 (143/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P |
#2793 (177/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up. |
#3130 (188/344) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<berly> *puh* You can call me anything you want!
<Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten
<Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation... |
#5536 (187/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
<meganpreg> hi all
<Ghaleon> hello
<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx
<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
<MachinShi> lol |
#7031 (178/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no. this is my own personal stock. |
#7119 (194/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Philly_B> <--------->
<Philly_B> hmm...
<Philly_B> the set of all real numbers
(*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative plate free with your order. |
#7883 (193/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota?
<Alaric> death by pineapple
<djrm> ooo err |
#8271 (209/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.) |
#8287 (176/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =\ |
#9293 (235/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A COMEDY GENIUS
<egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your colon
<Raz> egg: You did :[ |
#9962 (185/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone |
#11148 (186/340) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!" |
#381 (271/505) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace |
#1345 (226/418) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Orm-Riva> I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once.
<Illandir> ...
<Orm-Riva> Alright, I didn't, I lied to try to impress you. |
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