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#31905 (507/887) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlintDB> OMG EW
<FlintDB> I just saw my brothers dick )=
<Rampage> And we needed to know this?
<icy_1> what, he turned the light on?
<Krhl> is it bigger than yours?
<CoB> thats a neat trick
<CoB> he must have one of those ass cameras
<FlintDB> god
<FlintDB> my brothers cock is HUGE
<Blue_Sky> wtf
<Rampage> .....yea
*** Ironballs changed topic to [23:33] <FlintDB> im a man fan <FlintDB> my brothers cock is HUGE
<FlintDB> fucking shit
<FlintDB> whole topic is gonna be me posting gay shit
<Ironballs> its not like we're making quotes up
<FlintDB> yer pulling them out of someones ass!
<icy_1> pulling them out of your ass, along with your brothers cock |
#32389 (270/466) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE |
#33003 (257/441) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<perro-ness> see.... i enjoy being able to go to class, fall asleep, and still do better than everyone else |
#33163 (210/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on "champagne facials"
<goatasaur> and i thought, "if that isn't the name of a porn site, it should be"Comment: #fark on irvingnet
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#11986 (221/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that? |
#15706 (185/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot
to tell us. |
#17344 (186/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler". |
#19385 (236/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dragon_Goddess> i scanned a piece of toast
<Zack`> and you must be proud. |
#21305 (236/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stigmata`> www.stigmata.dyns.net/images/
<Radio-> why are you scratched up
<stigmata`> well
<stigmata`> it all started when i saw a badger walking in my back yard
<stigmata`> then i thought
<stigmata`> "it'd be cool to shove it down my shirt" |
#21797 (205/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c0de> Should NASA invest in making the space shuttle safer or develop a new program?
<c0de> (vote)
<c0de> on CNN
<untermensch> new program, obviously. that old one's boring as fuck now
<untermensch> just re-run after re-run
<c0de> yeah, we need a new series
<c0de> 30-minutes long, every wednesday night at 19:00
<c0de> we can put cameras on the shuttle as well and film the crew all the time
<c0de> call it "Big Shuttle"
<untermensch> yes
<c0de> and each week we vote to kick a guy out the airlock |
#24212 (239/413) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Escobar - Quit (Quit: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice)
* +PhD looks up diminutive and suffice
<+PhD> OH hahhaaha thats great! |
#25190 (189/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct |
#25269 (277/479) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD |
#28422 (196/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Derek PING]
[Derek PING reply]: Your connection is horrible get DSL you fucking hobo
<Derek> :( |
#28815 (243/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rhamphoryncus> damnit, why does it have to be so hard to discuss quantum physics in sex channels?! |
#31790 (264/456) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Limitless> The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning.
<Limitless> They have cowardly cited a section of their AUP with allows them to remove sites at their discretion.
<Limitless> :(
<Limitless> RIP goatse
<adam> soon, friends, goatse will just be a thing of legend
<adam> we have all participated in something magical
<Zee> adam
<Zee> NO
<adam> Zee: :(!
<Zee> goatse will live on
<Zee> FOREVAR!
<adam> in our hearts and reams
<adam> and vomit
<Zee> REAMS?
<Zee> Reams of paper?
<adam> dreams too
<adam> reams of dreams
<Zee> oh man that's deep
<Zee> that's like, five hundred dreams |
#32046 (263/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ReDy[CPH]> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup, i still remember the nightmares that modem brought, the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing, the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour, these things, 56kbit, it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> i refuse to read all that
<Cloud02> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup
<Cloud02> i still remember the nightmares that modem brought
<Razor2k3> nice
<Cloud02> the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing
<Razor2k3> go on
<Cloud02> the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour
<Cloud02> these things, 56kbit
<Cloud02> it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> ty |
#116801 (216/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're sposed to lift the plates up first |
#142279 (96/160) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evilways> shit
<evilways> i was just opening a package of bottled water... sawing it open with a knife
<evilways> i got distracted and wasn't paying attention to what i was cutting
<evilways> what the fuck am i going to do with six bottles of water with the tops cut off |
#185231 (165/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> Hey, guess what. I just pirated an mp3 of "Finish What Ya Started"
<Valtieri> The last 30 seconds are cut off |
#234806 (356/620) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xoke> drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasmComment: #linuxcranks
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#254207 (133/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+GaidinBDJ> What format should a resignation letter be if the letter is neither required nor expected?
<smadge1> SMSComment: #fark
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#300860 (71/119) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spigwitmerdicks> so i had this cool dream where i was in the hospital in a body cast and could only communicate with pen & paper, which for some reason i drew a dick on a paper that i gave back to a nurse. a bunch of a nurses and doctors then gathered around it puzzled by the possible interpretations of what i wanted while i just laughed my ass off cause i just felt like drawing a fucking dick |
#301922 (237/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kelvin> I wrote an app in C# for the first time today
<kelvin> it was only about 6 lines, took about 5 minutes
<kelvin> then I felt dirty and spent the next 3 hours writing the same code in C
<kelvin> :( |
#302178 (63/93) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ironholds> "Lady Almeria Braddock felt insulted by Mrs Elphinstone and challenged her to a duel in London's Hyde Park after their genteel conversation turned to the subject of Lady Almeria's true age. The ladies first exchanged pistol shots in which Lady Almeria's hat was damaged. They then continued with swords until Mrs. Elphinstone received a wound to her arm and agreed to write Lady Almeria an apology."
<Dragonfly6-7> "Please excuse the handwriting, as my arm was mutilated when some cow slashed at it with a sword." |
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