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<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too... |
#20657 (209/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xyrnx> when people write 'there' instead of 'their' it fucking annoys me and i wanna rip their throat out
<xyrnx> but i guess each and his own
<eckesicle> xyrnx: you've got a point their.
<nocturnal> xyrnx: why so mad about there grammar |
#23734 (207/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peeps> Is it just me, or is it a bit odd that Neo saves Trinity's life through a REALLY bad clipping error? |
#24637 (294/502) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eval> multiple personality disorder
<MudBlud> oh, i have that
<MudBlud> so do i |
#25626 (286/488) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite
<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy
<gortho> we're happy for you
<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries
<psmylie> what?!?
<psmylie> ...
<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you? |
#28504 (201/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD |
#28525 (266/452) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood) |
#28644 (242/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy
<jay> i was at shane's house and i saw a cat
<jay> sitting in front of me
<jay> but shane doesn't have a cat
<jay> and nor does his neighbor have dancing leprechauns in his driveway |
#28757 (236/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> stupid roommate.. unplugged the router
<xcp> was there a fistfight
<mef> almost |
#29503 (244/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> agh, my professor asks hard questions
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with him, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful
<Lippizanr> its a her.
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with her, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful |
#31301 (261/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Biggs`> eek
<+Biggs`> according to kWeather, it's raining
* +Biggs` looks outside
<+Biggs`> IT DOES NOT LIE!! |
#32301 (265/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General |
#1096 (233/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial |
#3249 (268/455) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes |
#3369 (188/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad
<hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little?
<C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^ |
#6777 (248/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone?
<SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22 |
#10197 (207/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trendarth> wb
<Yamatto> ta
<Trendarth> np
<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...
<Trendarth> dk
<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour
<@antix> ok |
#10362 (228/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Skyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :)
MrPumpernickel: rgb: 0,0,0? |
#11422 (205/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :( |
#11696 (258/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool.
<SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass.
<horsefly> dumbass, dumbass |
#12 (826/1447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds |
#1753 (239/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. |
#4173 (233/396) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last? |
#6518 (214/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
<QJ> while you were wanking?
<knox> yep
<knox> it was worse than that
<QJ> she finished you off? |
#171576 (327/561) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyJames> I know how not to cook lobster
<CrazyJames> me mother worked for the gas company
<CrazyJames> on a helphone back in the seventies
<CrazyJames> giving out reciepes
<CrazyJames> booking appointments etc
<CrazyJames> someone called her asking how to get the lobsters to stop tapping on the glass of the oven door |
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