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<CrazyJames> I know how not to cook lobster
<CrazyJames> me mother worked for the gas company
<CrazyJames> on a helphone back in the seventies
<CrazyJames> giving out reciepes
<CrazyJames> booking appointments etc
<CrazyJames> someone called her asking how to get the lobsters to stop tapping on the glass of the oven door
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