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#58303 (268/454) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SC> I hate family.
<SC> One of my Aunts was over. Complete Health nut. She's fucking crazy when it comes to food and health. Everyone was over for my BDay
<SC> So I'm bbq'ing some works of god- Steak, Burgers, Chicken, the good stuff. They are literally cooked perfectly, works of art. Absolutely fantastic.
<SC> We talk my aunt into some of the food, who otherwise refused. Finally she agrees
<SC> She takes a steak, and a burger, jams it in my blender, turns it on, adds some orange juice
<SC> by this time I'm shreaking, and the blender is filled with some orange-brown goo.
<SC> She pours it in a large glass, and drinks it.
<SC> Never have I seen: A) A blender used in such a way B) That many people staring in awe at someone drinking a steak and burger.
<SC> My family is nucking futz. |
#62999 (252/426) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pr3d4t0r> loke__: I long for the days when Mexico had electoral fraud, Russia lacked freedom, and the US was a beacon of hope instead of the other way around. |
#70665 (294/500) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+ba> I'm saying that five-fourths of Americans can't do fractionsComment: #WPI
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#76942 (210/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxhill[away]> vista was released yesterday
<Foxhill[away]> 6 security updates released today
<Foxhill[away]> go go microsoft
<eranu> i thought its whole selling point was it was 'more secure' than xp
<Foxhill[away]> vista may be the most secure after Windows ME
<Foxhill[away]> cus no-one used that either
<Foxhill[away]> ME didn't actually spend enough time between crashes for a virus infection to kick in |
#33333 (248/424) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and running around with a bag of sugar screaming "oh no anthrax!?" and wearing an outfit that consists of nothing but metal, just for some more fun in the metal detectors. |
#33457 (262/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ethel> Actually, if we're talking about Spam, I kept a tin of Spam all the way through university. For my 21st birthday, a group of friends and I ceremonially openned it in the EE&E common room and had Spam, ketchup and white bread sandwiches
<Matt> and then puked your little guts up?
<Ethel> The only thing we'd forgotten was a knife to cut the Spam, so we used a protractor instead.
<Matt> Ethel: hardcore engineers
<Ethel> This adventure was reprised at my wedding reception
<Clive> Ethel: You fed people spam at your wedding reception?
<Ethel> Clive: no, I nipped to the loo after the starter and returned to discover that my cutlery had been replaced with a geometry set and that I was being served Spam, white bread and Tesco Value ketchup.
<Ethel> I was touched
<Clive> You were touched while still in the loo, or when you got back to the main room?
<Clive> Surely it's against the norms of etiquette to touch the groom at a wedding?
<Ethel> Clive: now that would be telling |
#38603 (210/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> So my girlfriend and I were at the store to get some stuff and we see a friend of ours.
<Sohcahtoa> He calls out "Hey! Its Bianca and DJ! Or is it DJ and Bianca?"
<Sohcahtoa> And trying to be all witty, I say "It's DJ and Bianca!" I always come first!"
<Sohcahtoa> And my girlfriend says "Yes...you DO always come first..." |
#40412 (271/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nirv> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section |
#50083 (333/569) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Code_Dark> Girl: so today was like our first offical date and it was like perfect
<@Code_Dark> wewt.
<@Akamu> It's a trap!
<@Code_Dark> !!!
<@Akamu> it's to perfect.
<@Akamu> I bet she's was once a man.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@Code_Dark> hahahaha
<@Code_Dark> that would explain her erection.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@pseudo> ...
<@Akamu> haha
<@pseudo> that would mean shes still a man.
<@Code_Dark> oh.
<@Code_Dark> that would explain my erection.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@pseudo> ...
<@Akamu> hahahaha |
#50632 (199/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<typobox43> I have absolutely zero interest in sharing (all of) my bookmarks. My bookmarks, for the most part, reflect my changing interests and surf habits over time. I would consider it a fairly serious breach of personal privacy were those to be tracked (or trackable). If I decide to share my bookmarks, I want the option for it to be anonymous, and I want it to be able to share only particular subsets of my entire collection.
<demeteloaf> typo doesn't want people knowing about his fetish for emus taking vicious dumps.
<typobox43> I don't bookmark sites I go to daily. |
#53583 (207/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kalleboo> hmm, i haven't pooped all day, even though i've had to go since this morning.
<Beelzebozo> go for it
<Beelzebozo> don't forget your bluetooth keyboard so you can write-only chat us
<Beelzebozo> trip report every 90 seconds pls
<nazisatan> ok that's it, I'm leaving
* kalleboo-mobile (~kalleboo-@78CFDE6.4FEB9D9A.B38660D2.IP) has joined #gbs-fm
<nazisatan> uh
<Beelzebozo> ha ha
<FT> Haha
<kalleboo-mobile> ok i an here
<kalleboo-mobile> sitting down
<FT> k
<Beelzebozo> that belongs on a list of You Know You're Addicted to Internet If...
* kalleboo-mobile has quit (Quit: kalleboo-mobile)
<Beelzebozo> he fell in!
<nazisatan> hahaha |
#57117 (353/605) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you lots of hot porn and then toss something nasty in the middleComment: #wpi
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#57319 (323/553) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ozy is now known as ozy[suicide]
<ozy[suicide]> BRB
<Spack> Ozy must be a BuddhistComment: #almea on freedomirc
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#296903 (144/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fax_Cannith> Star, I know you have a weird fetish for dressing people up like rabbis and having them spank each other's asses with slices of ham
<Fax_Cannith> but you don't really need to share how you beat your meat with us.
<Starsinger> ...
<Starsinger> DAMNIT FAX
<Starsinger> I'm not telling you things in confidence anymore |
#297398 (126/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VyseTheQuick> i dropped my combo a lot
<VyseTheQuick> and i don't have control over OD
<RonJon1> wat
<SiftHeads> premature activation?
<VyseTheQuick> sadly yes
<SiftHeads> don't worry, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
<SiftHeads> someday you'll learn to control your activation
<pksage> You, too, can achieve Unison Bonus.
<@ApplesAtWork> I get a feeling this conversation isn't really about Rock BandComment: #Rockband
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#297797 (180/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hypr> whats it called when u mix 2 tracks together
<teletitty> mixing? |
#300571 (203/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities? |
#302276 (228/384) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skudmunky> the op to peon ratio sucks
<skudmunky> we need more peons
*** Rusty sets mode -o on skudmunkyComment: #the129
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#302407 (30/44) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dustin> Me: "What can I get for you?"
<Dustin> Customer: "I want a small popcorn, and don�t try to upsell me a medium!"
<Dustin> Me: "Can I interest you in a large then?"
<Dustin> Customer: "I want to speak to your manager."Comment: #chatspike on irc.chatspike.net
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#13407 (248/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@durin> wanting to work for redhat is like wanting herpies
<@KrON> theres no i in herpes
<@KrON> that sounds like a personal motto |
#16253 (215/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(neruaL) my mom's computer
(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice |
#17091 (193/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyberllam> today has been about nothing but good news
<Cyberllam> earlier i found out that I was pregnant with twins
<juntog> are they mine?
<HaLLowCat> they better not be
<Cyberllam> no, but they can be, for the low, low price of 3 low payments of 29.95 each |
#18223 (243/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool. |
#18274 (241/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb
<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks
<Storm> Whew, it got put out
<Zekk> Everything OK?
<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P |
#19081 (251/425) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Grue> I say we seperate the country into two parts. The people with brains, and the people sans brains.
<Grue> That way, although the idiot nation will be bigger, we'll be more intelligent and progress, while their regress.
<Grue> The world will hate them, while the world will praise the smart nation. :p
<Grue> \o/
<mike> yah, but i don't want to leave the country to get a burger |
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