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#32042 (261/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kurt> :P
<Kurt> when I die, that's all I want on my grave stone
<Kurt> :P
<gumby_jd> :/
<Helleshin> somehow I'm not surprised
<Kurt> and maybe "owned" really tiny in the corner |
#105463 (133/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CtrlAltDestroy> I was renaming some files on my desktop earlier, and I guess I got mixed up somewhere.
<CtrlAltDestroy> Because I just found a file called "Metroid Prime 3 Corruption - Chocolate Rain.mp3" |
#151230 (205/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each version of Windows.
<LSnK> 98: Real time view, you can see what it's doing and might even learn something.
<LSnK> XP: Boring line.
<LSnK> Vista: Never used it
<LSnK> I'm guessing it doesn't show anything at all.
<Falc> It's just a spinning disk.
<Falc> If Microsoft made cars you'd have a 'Hit speed limit light'
<Falc> As opposed to a conventional speedometer. |
#235848 (240/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jeribot> hahah that reminds me dudes
<Jeribot> one of my students today for their pirate journal entry?
<Jeribot> wrote about "captain tupac, who was killed by a sail-by cannoning" |
#309503 (47/71) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@tomwyatt> guys
<@tomwyatt> should i go an purchase foursk.in for 29 quid and build a social wanking network? |
#310284 (73/113) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bionicfen> I am starting to get tired of my aspie friend staying in my guest room
<bionicfen> it smells of balls
<bionicfen> because he is having A Sad and not showering
<JDigital> help him into the shower like that time in King of the Hill where the bald one is having a sad
<bionicfen> oh my god my friend is Bill
<bionicfen> jesus fuckiing christ JD you son of a bitch
<bionicfen> I had not made this connection
<bionicfen> Like all he's missing is the ex wife
<bionicfen> man globalization is an amazing thing
<bionicfen> an Northern Irish dungeon master manages to completely grasp the essence of a man I've known for 15 years in a single sentence, referencing a cartoon television show |
#310640 (79/121) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChauffeR> what's the name of the mission that fucked up because they didn't use meters
<OyajiVyse> America? |
#311246 (29/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MoikeLap> the E7450 was never designed with datacenter work in mind
<MoikeLap> apparently they can't withstand the rigors of being jammed under a 4U Sun server and used as a lever to line up rack-mount earholes |
#94 (344/565) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly |
#4376 (226/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been given such an evil eye by so many people at once before. |
#7444 (247/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_> :)
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches. |
#8782 (219/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maywood> Has a PC ever been known to start mysteriously working after it was thrown out a window?
<kevin> Nope, I've never known throwing a PC out the window to help. However, what I did find while I was working at my last job was that intimidation *does* work. When I was having a particularly bad day, I used to take some old equipment that we wouldn't have been able to sell outside, and go Office Space on it. Then, I'd bring the carcass inside, and leave it in plain view, to serve as a warning for the other computers. It worked remarkably well. |
#33544 (271/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< digitalabsolutes> I always worry that the jews I am after will just have some stupid crap attached that I know nothing about
< Malix> eh?
< digitalabsolutes> the jews I'm after?!?! JOBS
< digitalabsolutes> How the hell did I manage that typo |
#34515 (281/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HM|Quendor> how do u write a script that like if i push f1 pushes f5 automatically for me?
<Mayseth> Why don't you just push F5 and not write the script? |
#41086 (183/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ax1om> i used to get high on life
<Ax1om> then i built up a tolerance
<Ax1om> i had to start living a few days at a time before i got the same rush |
#43804 (213/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psych> Worrying sucks.
<psych> Let's start a crusade against worrying!
<smm> I agree
<psych> But what would we do if it all went horribly wrong?
<psych> ...ah crap. |
#49453 (274/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kei> oh, anyone know how the hell to amke a sonic costume?
<Kei> my brother wants to be sonic for halloween, and hes been bugging me about it all fucking day
<Kei> i dont get it either
<Zem> paint yourself blue, roll around like an idiot and stay less popular than Mario. |
#51913 (269/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neon> Well, there's a surefire boner-killer. Watching porn on Windows Media Player and realizing that you have the MSN music plugin enabled, showing the girl you'd like to ask out soon the title of what you're watching. |
#57564 (335/549) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> so if pantera would be considered too heavy for you might as well go put on some hawthorne heights and go cut slits in your arm while you cry about the boy that dumped you
<splice> that is beautiful.
<splice> slight point deduction for letting on that you know an emo band name
<BlackDeth> invalidated by the fact that you obviously know it too |
#59293 (270/440) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> holy shit
<Trinexx> we just got robbed
<Trinexx> i didnt even notice
<Trinexx> rebecca came home, asked where her dad was, I said he went to the bank
<Trinexx> she went into our room
<Trinexx> came back
<Trinexx> "ok, where is all my jewelery, the xbox, the stereo, and the tv"
<Trinexx> we got robbed
<Trinexx> by the inlaws |
#33787 (302/496) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Deranged): I fell asleep on the couch watching TV last night, and when I woke up at 4am, I had a hard on. I looked at the TV, and a Girls Gone Wild special was on. It was like it was meant to be. |
#42632 (182/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> lazy is: ssh'ing into the desktop 5 feet away, starting up vnc, vnc'ing to it and changing the song rather than getting off the couchComment: #ramen
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#48595 (242/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<manic> sweet desktop, is that gnome? can't recognize
<allMyBiz> ya, my bro uses only Linux at work, he converted us here.. lolz
<ToRP3DO> hey, dude do you use a TFT screen??
<allMyBiz> ya, Acer - how'd you know?
<ToRP3DO> wow, well I'm looking at this shot and I counted at least 5 dead pixels?? you never noticed??
<allMyBiz> are you serious?
<allMyBiz> i hope you're kidding god I hate dead pixels!
<manic> haha dude..
<allMyBiz> my shop requires at least 7 dead pixels, if I have 5 I might be stuck with them forever.. :( so if I have I hope they are at least 7
<manic> dude you can't SCREENSHOT the dead pixels...
<allMyBiz> can't screenshot them as in they appear black on the shot or?
* manic slaps his forehead |
#48628 (317/521) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> i wonder how many child slayings are actually people coming back in time
<timmo> saving us from the next hitler |
#50433 (258/420) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< TMH-> DEAR MOTHERFUCKING KDE DEVELOPERS
< TMH-> HEY I'VE GOT A CRAZY IDEA FOR YOU
< TMH-> WHEN I SET A FILE ASSOCIATION LIKE MPLAYER OPENS AVI FILES
< TMH-> IT MIGHT MEAN THAT I WANT MPLAYER TO OPEN AVI FILES
< TMH-> LOVE,
< TMH-> TMH
<+swight1> what a concept
<ducklord> you're crazy |
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