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#64515 (251/407) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LexMortis> At the oslo airport was one of the led scrolling info signs and it said some stuff about eTickets and instead of "please" they used "pls"
<LexMortis> in 10 years its prolly gonna be "hi2u! if u hv eticket then pls go 2 eticket counter kthxbye" |
#11960 (253/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #
<Steve> You're a geek |
#15905 (282/457) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to see my id'
(juslooken) and he said 'i dont need to see your id
(juslooken) it was very jedi |
#17403 (268/435) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping? |
#18510 (232/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* kimura is away -( burning and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On )-
* kimura is away -( burning CDs and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On )- |
#18870 (234/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peptis> i'll catch you guys later. i'll be gone until the 28th
<Peptis> gotta go home and pack
<Twinge> noooooooooooooooo
<Peptis> you going to miss me?
<Peptis> is that what the no was for?
*** Peptis has quit IRC (Vacation!)
<Twinge> no, I just dropped my bread buuter side down... |
#22468 (367/600) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> The_Ents (~trees@the.darkforrest.net) has joined #Isengard
<-- Saruman has quit (Excess Flood) |
#24133 (256/417) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you think "Why can't there be more porn in this show?"
<Shadow> Then you watch hentai, and you think "Why can't the story be better?"
<Shadow> I just saw Hanaukyo Maids, and I don't know whether to jack off or watch politely. |
#25475 (246/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean
<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock |
#27875 (280/456) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[
<The_Ham|RT> :o
<The_Ham|RT> poke ito ut
<The_Ham|RT> out
<ShadowSkillz> demostration plz
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O---
<The_Ham|RT> o_x--- |
#29631 (3482/5880) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(joe) what do or did you do wedsday dil?
(@Dilandou) i dressed in drag and hung around in bars.
(@Dilandou) why?
? Joins: joe-y (joe@dialup-171.75.103.181.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net)
(joe-y) stupid dialup ...what was ur answer?
(@Dilandou) i did some php coding. why? |
#31984 (281/457) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fataldoom> today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a couple chicks owned
<fataldoom> they told me they were a little uneasy about renting out to a guy, so i told them "oh that's okay i'm gay"
<fataldoom> then they're like "we've seen three's company, we're not stupid!"
<fataldoom> moral of the story is that i'm still living with my mom |
#32248 (257/417) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
<Hegemon> w-7 |
#33092 (273/443) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows will shut itself down. |
#13923 (250/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djamok> wb justin
<JFlex> wb yourself, mother fucker.
<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it. |
#16269 (267/435) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasn> dad woke me up like 'your brother cut himself with a knife he's bleeding everywhere i gotta take him to the hospital'
<jasn> im like 'can you get me some mcdonalds breakfast' |
#17749 (265/432) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?
<Trukkie> guns |
#19794 (266/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
GOBDOME123: What happened?
TythePope: I called your ass.
GOBDOME123: My ass didn't ring. |
#21456 (235/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@hugh|boredstupid> my mind was lagged
<@Andrew|busy> I hate when that happens
<@Andrew|busy> you're like "fkin reconnect. hurry up dammit- I'm probably saying something stupid" |
#23938 (201/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<A-C> The thing is...there have been so many sims expansions, what the FUCK is in the original?
<Lightbunny> I think the original had an installer
<Lightbunny> Other than that Im as perplexed as you |
#24177 (301/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
<Faight> =/
<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give. |
#25609 (228/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok |
#27201 (235/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent
<Frosty> it makes my net connection seem like its a 28.8k modem dial up one
<phx\afk> heh
<phx\afk> not as bad as freenet tho
<phx\afk> that makes you think a bunch of drunken gnomes are passing your data around byte by byte
<Frosty> drunken gnome routers ey?
<phx\afk> "Och will ye check oot the header on this?" *much laughter, much drinking of beer, packet tossed enough two foot in your direction* |
#29038 (210/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST..
<Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it.
<Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter
<anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers. |
#29649 (235/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<km-work> none of my coworkers have done any work in four hours
<G3-Game> hahaha
<dmose> is that longer than it usually takes them to do nothing? |
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