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#14235 (-2/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
! Jacob likes normal guys too
[@Jacob] girls I mean
[@Jacob] shit
[@ErroR|51] BUSTED!
[@ErroR|51] LOLOLOL
[LRHK] lmao
! Jacob was sleeping
[@Jacob] fuck
[@ErroR|51] 05:01 ! Jacob likes normal guys too
[@ErroR|51] 05:01 ! Jacob likes normal guys too
[innrwrld] eww Jaco
[innrwrld] shit
[@ErroR|51] ^^ BUSTED!!
[@Jacob] omfg
! ErroR|51 logged it
[@ErroR|51] its LOGGED
! Jacob kicks himself |
#14775 (-2/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good. |
#14902 (-2/406) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
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#15050 (-2/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port
<sCuber> ?:P
<sCuber> playstation ?
<mos6581> no
<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
<sCuber> playstation2 exists |
#15186 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<drdink> 1. what the fuck is an 'arsehole'
<Anagon> drdink, you're not supposed to use "fuck" and "arsehole" in the same sentence |
#15675 (-2/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e
<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload
<Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde |
#15999 (-2/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<murderoustroll> what do you guys think.. my freinds mum splits neurons n shit 2night and tells me that its $3 to stay for dinner, $1 to stay the night , prerequisites being that i shower and strip before bed..
<murderoustroll> was i right to swear a heap n leave? |
#16062 (-2/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf
<Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :) |
#16114 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zamros> When the hell did "I CAN'T RELATE" stop people producing porn about things?
<zamros> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T RELATE TO SMALL CHILDREN BEING RAPED BY ANIMALS.
<CraNKGod> I just don't know how to be turned on by tiny people
<zamros> THEREFORE NO SUCH PORN EXISTS
<CraNKGod> It just doesn't work |
#16296 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here. |
#16643 (-2/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<himem> I love my cat's tight vagina
<Cows[Pwnage]> :P
<himem> Would you stick out your tongue in real life? No, you wouldn't. Then ":P" is pretty stupid. |
#16718 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[sPaG]> I USED TO LISTEN TO NSYNC WHEN THEY WERE UNDERGROUND |
#16763 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands |
#16988 (-2/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes make it stand out too much
<Icehawk|work> j: that's south america and north america
<Justice-P-> whatever |
#17179 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology |
#17229 (-2/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@|nsid3r> this thing is puking on me |
#17241 (-2/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
<@|nsid3r> k
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!! |
#17388 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like 3 minutes |
#17474 (-2/355) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eller> I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY HAND TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! |
#17757 (-2/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> ROTFBMALFO! (As seen on www.geekissues.org/quotes
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> Rolling On The Floor Bumping My Ass Licker For Ousting?
<RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> Rolling On The Floor Because My Ass Licker Fucked Orangoetangs |
#17917 (-2/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<^TheRock^> vagina?
<incubus[]> lol
<ProluS> wth... i minimized this window talking about c++, now we're talking about vaginas?
<^TheRock^> haha
<ProluS> lol
<enisoc> you must be new
<lewney> you must be new / are you a jew? / if so, catholicism is not for you |
#17994 (-2/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadStarman> if you ever woke up with your underwear off and white stuff in your ass would you tell anyone?
<DoctaBu> LOL
<DoctaBu> that wouldnt happen, so I dont know
<MadStarman> wanna go camping? |
#18269 (-2/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Morphious> in 7 yrs ive hacked 200 people |
#18283 (-2/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[dozer] i raped the olsen twins and i didn't get any experience |
#18325 (-2/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Roshi> Counter Strike sucks cock!
<Toymachine> If so, cock tastes good |
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