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#18383 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carone> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?16589
* damocles writes "must try harder" on a post-it note and sticks it on carones computer
<carone> :P |
#18564 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rattus> i hate it when i'm listeningf to loveline on the radio, then i turn my head, the reception fuzzs out, then i hear "god bless you" and realize i'm now istening to the local christian station |
#18589 (-1/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mbks|AfRoPuFf-Nt-> see more h4x action..thatz what the public wants..thatz what afro givez
<Cosa|Daner> why do u talk gay?
<|101st|-DeadlySniper> the public wants you to shut the fuck up, but u certainly aint giving us that |
#18628 (-1/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aday> one day, im gonna make it into geekissues.org/quotes one day |
#18710 (-2/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* mouse installs Whorecraft 3: Reign of Gayos
* zenzelezz sets mode: -funny mouse |
#18762 (-2/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Racecraft> the current williams livery hasn't grown on me as much as the canon and rothmans liveries :(
<Atlaz> waah waah waah
<Atlaz> the only thing growing on you is the rare TERMINAL VIRGIN orchid |
#18876 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<manual_overide> so there was this one time, i took this huge crap....
<manual_overide> but then the cops caught me and made me give it back |
#18889 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<do0ne> what does it mean when explorer crashes often.
<DarkAppariti0n> Lol
<DarkAppariti0n> jo0 suck
<DarkAppariti0n> ;)
<do0ne> obviously |
#18907 (-2/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aza> im not THAT asian |
#18966 (-2/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Eskimo-Steve is now known as Eskimo-Steve|shower
*** Orestes is now known as Orestes|inStevesshower |
#19229 (-2/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slow> once i was whacking off and i seen my own dick and it made me not have wood or something |
#19254 (-2/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Chinese Family Life pt3
[19:28] <]S[FuZe> haha yeah .. i used to bring drawings back from liek school and then id leave it on kitchen table then id come to dinner and my dad would be spitting fish bones on it |
#19389 (-1/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* BAShMaster enters the room shirtless and shoeless, with 2 waffles in his hand
<BAShMaster> yeesh, if my bare belly don't get a rise out of people, I don't know what will |
#19419 (-2/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amb_> i'm almost finished dev on my own os
<amb_> called negrOS
<greenz> racist
<nightfire> does it go around stealing software? |
#19821 (-1/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** ItsUselessToTalkToMe (alphaman@chello213047043077.4.graz.surfer.at) has joined #LudicrusFTP
<Sorrow> wtf ?
<@Nikaji> ItsUselessToTalkToMe: Ah well, whatcha gonna do now?
<+NekoChichiri> lol
<Sorrow> ItsUselessToTalkToMe:leave then ? |
#19945 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bring me cooow>You seem pissed
<bring me cooow>did u go to the bathroom? |
#19977 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games
<DAL9000> Geese: maphack? |
#20072 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WaG27> hey all..what are some free linux os'? |
#20279 (-2/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GUY> Is there n e other ways to say pussy i know pussy clit cunt beaver n' vagina |
#20522 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@WickedDrag0oN) bah
(@WickedDrag0oN) every women has a boyfriend
(@WickedDrag0oN) you just have to be the better boyfriend
[@Punk|] or rapist |
#20655 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheMaskedAnus> Hey Walter, Pump up the funk!
<ElBorracho> Uhh, I don't want him pumping up anything that ryhmes with spunk... |
#20848 (-2/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scragadelic> honestly, goatse should be on like the french national flag |
#20962 (-2/412) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table
<Heavy_P> A table can support a family |
#21116 (-2/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shkippy> i fucked the girl in Hanson... |
#21266 (-2/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<version> modbot let qbert = 35
<ModBot> version: qbert = 35.0
<version> modbot eval versiondub + qbert
<ModBot> version: 69.0
<qbert> ew
<qbert> you sick bastard |
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