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#3979 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right? |
#4003 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards. |
#4014 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
<Joshua> things are just things
<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
<Joshua> tire
<Joshua> *tired
<Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms
<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady? |
#4037 (-1/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis
<ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real life |
#4040 (-1/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet???? |
#4190 (-1/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nettik> I mis ramtuff
<Nettik> I wonder what kinda ointment he had to use to get rid of the chaping.
<Nettik> he'd know
<Nettik> not unless the toy had this magic spongue core filled with lube, and during hard strokes it would bleed out the tip |
#4204 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock |
#4235 (-1/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday
<prence> i didnt know i had used it before
<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum |
#4274 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman
<Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour |
#4291 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1
<_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's
<travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the" |
#4330 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream?
<Gen|us> a black mans cock
<ismell> you toenails ?
<Booyah> crib death |
#4352 (-1/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Khross\cpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way ahead of you. |
#4368 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty banana parts fighting
<wonderllamah> the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash it into submission. |
#4373 (-1/220) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure thier car is slow |
#4403 (-1/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND HAS THE SAME RESULTS!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SO WITTY! |
#4420 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hell_Patrol> to win the game, you must kill me... john romero |
#4429 (-1/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tr0n> I want a brazil renderfarm licence. =(
<EvilKosh> AND ALSO A REGULAR FARM WITH SEXY TEEN SLUTS WHO GET IT ON WITH FARM ANIMALS |
#4448 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tr0n> HINT FOR THE RETARDED: BOX MODELERS SELDOM MODEL BOXES. |
#4470 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[Prae|Code]> As it stands, AvDom is a levelless, XPless, HPless, MPless, Classless game system
<[Prae|Code]> and it is only that way because it was designed that way ^_^ <the_Speed_Bump> Sounds intricate. |
#4493 (-1/480) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL. |
#4605 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like" |
#4616 (-1/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.) |
#4627 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN.
<Khross> YES
<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.
<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE
<Khross> MORE PROFIT
<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.
<Khross> YES, OF COURSE |
#4654 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob? |
#4701 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
<Nate> I have my MCSD.
<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
<Nate> But so is manual sex.
<Nate> :) |
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