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#4734 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BurntAsh> you know what was funny
<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died
<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch
<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon
#4754 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it"
#4757 (-1/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo
#4759 (-1/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
<Guilty> That will stop the tears
<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube
#4760 (-1/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit
#4783 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what?
#4842 (-1/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn
<Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing
#4849 (-1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<thinkmad> one of them should be
<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid
#4869 (-1/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids
<l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing
<l0wkey> i should sue Khaled
#4878 (-1/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
#4880 (-1/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair
#4900 (-1/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick
#4901 (-1/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
#4913 (-1/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns
#4914 (-1/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
#4919 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT
#4936 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site
#5069 (-1/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt!
#5242 (-1/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels
#5351 (-1/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with.
<brad-> And find hot dates.
<LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter.
<LkTruth1> Or a large man.
<brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.
#5389 (-1/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans
#5409 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de
<AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth.
<AK[coding]> But in a few months...
<AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.
#5414 (-1/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cool__G> I can define 1/0
<illusionz> liar
<BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality
#5418 (-1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia
#5438 (-1/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin?
<Alexander> Human EXISTANCE
<Spooky> Righto...only that?
<Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really.
<Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking.
<Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing)
<Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling
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