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#2343 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list
<ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses |
#2369 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though |
#2374 (-1/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away |
#2426 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie
<Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house.
<JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_<
<Silkenray> I know it was a cookie.
<Silkenray> My mother just baked it.
<JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure? |
#2441 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again |
#2508 (-1/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass |
#2557 (-1/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot
<cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl
<cugar`class> and all the sudden
<cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH" |
#2595 (-1/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matts_> Okay! So I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1 bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page about the osama bin laden video tape!
<nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description?
<matts_> description
<matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in divx format
<nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info
<Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that?
<matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT
<Plot> what?
<Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to get the video so soon?
<matts_> I was kidding |
#2606 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> warez b dum
<BlackDeth> go traffic cocaine
<BlackDeth> if you want to traffic illegal goods
<BlackDeth> do smth useful |
#2636 (-1/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool |
#2657 (-1/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you. |
#2731 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic |
#2734 (-1/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ Princesss spanks nexxai
(nexxai) *gets a boner*
::: .mode@6.04p> BuBz [+b *boner!*@*] |
#2743 (-1/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!" |
#2756 (-1/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opla> i didn't get the pink pussy princess i wanted |
#2776 (-1/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something
<PX_> (: |
#2835 (-1/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls
<MrP-> and my tits are to die for! |
#2844 (-1/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp
<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?
<Nilx> HELP |
#2856 (-1/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good? |
#2896 (-1/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hypr> -owi-dcc- You have XDCC files pending , retrieve them with /dcc owi-dcc get <filename>
<hypr> eye am constipat0reD
<hypr> i cant get0r filez0r
<hypr> m0f |
#2903 (-1/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD |
#2933 (-1/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement |
#2967 (-1/225) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing? |
#3004 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =) |
#3022 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens' |
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