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#6409 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool
#6436 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!
#6450 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
#6455 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
#6469 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
#6481 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite
#6563 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?
<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico
#6592 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes
#6605 (-1/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
<RB> ..
<RB> I do not understand
<Philgone> oh dear
* Philgone motions leeda to the private window
#6630 (-1/183) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....
<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference.
#6653 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns
<[ice]> omfg
<[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns
#6658 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit
<meiso> dog turds?
#6660 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN
<spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ?
#6666 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM
<AdmV0rl0n> does he now....
<Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :)
#6687 (-1/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision
#6774 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<didas>   ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me
<AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself?
#6858 (-1/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy.
Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.
#6875 (-1/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request, even BETWEEN
networks. Just type /msg Guest11734 op [botnick] [channel] [password],
and I'll fix it for you!
#6886 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Topic    ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]'
[madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae
#6979 (-1/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones
#6990 (-1/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<turi_sama> i am so excited about this movie i am gonna karate kick my brother right in the face, while she is on top of a stair case so he will fall down a flight of stairs and hopefully break his hip!!!!!!
#7010 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason
#7016 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> 6 files have frag fucking freakin faggin fucked up filname formats
<Ac3d> ok..say that 3 times fast..outloud ;)
#7027 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha
#7034 (-1/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Kash> ..STARVING
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
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